Ok so sorry I haven't updated in awhile an so yea I've never had a story plan for this so I didn't even know it was gonna go here and thank you so much for sticking with me because I know the story is just getting worse and worse so thank you so so so much.

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"What?" I turned around to face him and he was looking at something just past my right shoulder. I turned around. There standing before us was-

BPOV

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was just so…unexpected. Leaning against a tree and staring at us with a mildly amused expression was Emmett's girlfriend Rosalie.

"What are you doing here?" Edward managed to blurt out.

"Well what are you doing here?" Her crystal clear voice rang like bells and I wondered for a second if she really was an angel.

"We just showed up here. Aren't we dead?" I said. Was Rosalie dead too?

"Well I don't think your dead yet." She giggled and the sound echoed off the trees and made it feel like the entire clearing was surrounded by her laughter.

"How would you know?" I said nervously. I didn't know why but she was starting to make me nervous, and I think she could tell.

"I never really did like you Bella, you've always been annoying." Rosalie giggled again, this time more loudly. Edward moved so that he was in front of me, he didn't trust her either.

"How do you know we aren't dead?" Edward asked carefully.

"Well if you were dead you wouldn't be here." I was so confused. What the hell was she talking about.

"You see those clouds up there," she pointed to a clump of golden-silver clouds directly above us. "That's were you go when you die, unless of coarse you've been bad." She grinned and her smile was blindingly beautiful yet terribly evil at the same time. I shivered.

"Oh don't be afraid Bella," she jeered at me. "I'm sure you'll be fine."

"You're Emmett's girlfriend." Edward said. I looked up at his face and saw that he looked just as confused as me.

"Well I was his girlfriend. Haven't you ever wondered why I'm so excruciatingly beautiful? Haven't you ever wondered why I settled for Emmett when I could have had any guy on Earth? Well you see, I don't really belong down there. I made a mistake and the boss was punishing me. Of coarse I never realized what a long time I'd have to wait and your little fights and breakup have been quite entertaining, but still I want to go home and I have a mission to accomplish." She took a step towards us. Edward instinctively stood in front of me.

"Fine we can do this the hard way. You can't leave here. You're both in comas and only one of you can go back. I don't really care but the boss would rather have Bella. But I don't really care anymore so I'll let you two chose who goes where. Have fun." With that she stepped back and a pair of heavy black wings sprouted out of her back. They must have been at least a 12 foot wing span. She was about to take off flying but Edward stopped her with a question.

"Who do you work for?"

"Well isn't it obvious honey? No I suppose not. Well it's not for the guy that lives up there." She pointed to the golden clouds again and took off with a rush of wings and golden hair.

EPOV

It must have been hours we sat there but it was hard to tell time in a place like that. It could have been days or it could have been seconds. I looked over at Bella who looked a little shell shocked.

"Bella?" she looked at me but her eyes looked hollow.

"Your brother's girlfriend works for the devil." And then she started laughing. Insane, hysterical laughter that scared me.

"Bella!" I yelled but she couldn't stop. She was laughing and crying and I had no idea what to do.

Finally after a few minutes she quieted down.

"You know we would have the best FML's ever."

"I'll think about that once we get out of here," I grinned half-heartedly at her.

"I have an idea." She jumped up suddenly.

"What?" I said a little worried.

"We have to get out of our comas before she comes back."

"How the hell are we going to do that?"

"I don't know, but that's how we're stuck in here so it should be how we can get out."

"So what exactly should we do? "

"We have to search the clearing the answer is in here somewhere." I sighed and got up to help.

After a few hours of searching Bella spoke up.

"We need to have a back up plan in case she comes back and we haven't found anything."

"Well of coarse you get to go back," I didn't even realize that there was a choice here. I couldn't let Bella go off with some devil's assistant while I got to live on with my family knowing that I could have saved her.

"I can't loose you again." She whispered.

"I can't either," I admitted.

"So what do we do?"

"We keep looking for a way out of here."

It was late at night when we began to loose hope. The sun had sunk past the trees and it was too dark to search. We were headed back to the pond when we saw the glowing.

"Edward!" Bella shouted gleefully as we ran over to the golden light emanating from the pond. As soon as she spoke my name, my face appeared in the pond. We looked at the watery me in shock.

"I wonder…" Bella said as she approached the pond again.

"Emmett" She said. And there was Emmett sleeping next to my bed in the hospital.

"Lets jump in." I just looked at her. Noticing my expression she replied "what do we have to loose, besides I have a hunch."

"Fine," I agreed, only because she was right, what did we have to loose?

She grabbed my hand and together we jumped into the golden water covered us and sent us tumbling through time and space.

Ok ok I know it sux and I have no excuses but could you please review. I don't know it I want them both to die or both to live yet. Please please please review