Okay I'm back with the second part of the prologue. It's Death the Kid! (In the previous chapter I explained why there is no Black*Star) So let's get started. I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER! IT BELONGS TO ATSUSHI OKUBO!!

A sound 'soul' resides within a sound mind and a sound body.

Prologue: Death the Kid and the Thompson Sisters

Death the Kid, Shinigami-sama's son. The perfect boy. Perfectly talented!

"It's over Master Thief Lupin." A young boy wielding two guns said.

"He just won't quit!" Lupin, a thief, muttered.

The boy tossed his guns behind him and they started to transform.

"The gun…it's changing in to a human!?" Lupin jumped back in surprise.

Two girls appeared behind him, they were all part of a pose. "Master Their Lupin…" The boy started.

"We're here for you soul!" They said in unison.

He takes the idea of perfection…

"Hey, you! Patty! Your pose was off a little!" Kid yelled, stomping his feet in frustration.

"Huh? Sowwy!" The younger girl, Patty, said jumping back.

…To unhealthy extremes.

"Hey… Kid… don't you think this may not be the best time to talk about that…?" The older of the two girls said.

"No matter what the time I want to do everything "perfectly"." Death the Kid explained.

"Kyahaha, the thief is getting away!" The younger girl sang.

"Anyway, don't I always tell you? My art is symmetry! Symmetry is the supreme beauty…"

"Here we go…" Liz rolled her eyes.

"I told you when I picked the two of you for my double gun team partners that you were symmetrical. But then when you're human you two…the haircut, the height, it's all wrong…" He turned around and grabbed each of the girls' breasts, "Even your cup sizes are different aren't they?"

Liz aimed a punch but missed, "Well excuse me for being smaller than my sister!" She yelled. "What's so symmetrical about you anyway!? You're so symmetrical except for those three stripes in your hair on the left! You're totally not symmetrical!"

"Why…I'm disgusting, a pig…born with my hair this horrible color…I'm cursed to live the worthless life of trash!" Kid said while hitting the ground with his fist, "Dammit…depressed…die…"

"Uhhhh…there he goes again…Patty…" Liz said.

"Kyahaha! Okie-dokie" Patty sang.

The two sisters got down beside Kid. "Kid, you're the best! You're gonna become the God of Death! What are three measly stripes compared to that?" Liz encouraged.

"C'mon Kid-kun, you're not a pig…Pig's don't go 'meaooo'!" Hang in there!" Patty patted him on the back reassuringly.

"So I don't have the worthless life of trash?" Kid look up on the ground.

"Sure! Of course not!" Liz smiled fakely.

"A piggy would go 'ooooiiiiiiiink' anyway." Patty said childishly.

Death the Kid: He mainly wears a standard black suit with white rectangles. The rectangles are placed in a manner that is completely symmetrical. The main rectangle goes straight down the chest of the jacket, while a set of squares wrap around each shoulder blade. His undershirt is a white dress shirt with the shinigami symbol as his top button and he has a ring on each pointer finger with the shinigami symbol. Kid's hair had three white stripes, sanzu lines, going across the left side of his head. His eyes are a golden color.

Elizabeth Thompson: She has midback-length, light brown hair, dark blue eyes, and tanned skin. She is much taller than her sister. Both of the Thompson sisters wear cowgirl outfits: A tight, red, sleeveless, turtleneck belly shirt with a white tie, cowboy hat and black high-heel boots. Liz wears long jeans and also wears two silver bracelets on each wrist.

Patricia Thompson: She has chin-length, bright blonde hair with bangs and light blue eyes. Both of the Thompson sisters wear cowgirl outfits: A tight, red, sleeveless, turtleneck belly shirt with a white tie, cowboy hat and black, high-heel boots. Patty wears puffy shorts.

Kid got up randomly, "Ooookay, I'll report to father." Kid did a few hand signs and summoned a holographic-like image.

I can't tell is he hard to handle…easy to handle…he's so spoiled. Liz thought to herself.

Shinigami-sama appeared in the image Kid created. "Lo~Hello~! Your 3-stipe hair is cute as usual."

"Honorable Father…that never makes me happy. That topic bugs me, please don't mention it anymore." Kid said emotionlessly.

"Now now, it's all good. And your soul collection seems to be going well too." Shinigami-sama paused, "Kid you're a shinigami, you don't really need a soul collection or raise weapons-"

"I want to make my own weapon on my own." Kid cut in.

"But you've got two weapons. Your soul collection will have to be twice as big." The death god looked at Liz and Patty. "Howdy! Hullo!"

"Howdy." Liz said.

"Hullo!" Patty responded.

"That's why I want to collect all the souls at once. Don't you think that's a good goal?" Kid said folding his arms.

"Yeah, but if you're gonna be like that, how does this sound? The Pyramid Anubis in the scorching heat of Hegypt! Out there a Necromancer Witch makes mummies with a huge collection of wondering souls. Night after night, the mummies rise up and fall upon any sleepwalking people they find…" Shinigami-sama trailed off.

"Pyramid Anubis, hmnn- The architecture of that time was based on symmetry. Excellent-When we go we can admire the ruins and exterminate a witch!" Kid said excitedly.

"Liz, Patty, you've been put through a lot but please take care of him anyway." Shinigami-sama told the two siblings.

"Right-o!"

"O-kie Dokie!"

"Well then, we'll be off."

Hopping on Beelzebub, Kid and the Thompson sisters were there in no time. Kid landed his skateboard in front of the Pyramid Anubis.

"Ah! Perfect symmetry!" Kid admired as Beelzebub disappeared.

"Ugghhh...Being a weapon for too long makes me all stiff." Liz was stretching her arms and legs while Patty gaped at the pyramid.

"It's hu-ge!" The young weapon said.

"But it's all dusty." Kid pulled a handkerchief over his nose and mouth.

"Don't start, you're so spoiled…Even though we were raised on the street, this is bad for us too!" Liz complained.

"C'mon, C'mon! Let's go inside!" Patty sang while she bounced up and down in excitement.

"Okay." Liz said while grabbing onto her hat to ensure it didn't fly away.

"It got in my eye!" Kid said as he walked inside. "Ah! The inside is fabulous too!"

"Ewww, I hate places like this." Liz cowered.

"Heyy, heyy onee-chan!" Patty chimed in. "I was wondering, why do you think people blink, because when they do their eyes close, so why don't they just not do it?"

"That's because nobody wants to ruin their eyes, don't you think? Because everyone's eyes would dry out and you'd have to use tons of eye drops, I guess…" Liz said while walking behind her younger sister.

"Hmmm, then why don't they just carry around a bunch of eye drops!" Patty said a little louder.

"But even then you'd still have to close your eyes, wouldn't you?"

"Oh! That's right sis, you're so smart!" The girl concluded.

Liz looked to her meister, who this entire time had been deep in thought. "What's up Kid? You've been totally silent this whole time...?"

"Hm? Oh…maybe I'm just imagining it but…I have this feeling that the picture frame in the front of our house is a little tipped to the right…"

"THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT'S GOING ON NOW!!" Liz shouted.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!?" Kid yelled while clutching his head. "Aaargh…what should I do…!! I wish I could just forget this whole thing…! Dammit…depression…gotta go check!"

"HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT!! I'M NOT LETTING YOUR NERVES GET IN THE WAY!" Liz grabbed onto Kid's jacket and dragged him along the pathway. "THE PICTURE FRAME ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE; YOU CAN CHECK IT WHEN WE GET HOME!!"

"Aaargh…can't stop thinking about it…" Kid said.

"Cripes…" Liz complained. She turned around only to have a mummy lick her face. "LICKED ME! LICKED ME! LICKED ME! IT LICKED ME! COOTIE SHOT! COOTIE SHOT! COOTIE SHOT! COOTIE SHOT!"

"Tee-hee-hee, gross!" Patty giggled.

"How dare they! Patty change! Kid lets go!!" Liz said angrily.

"Huh?" Kid was missing.

"Ut-oh?"

A note glided down to the floor. It read:

To Liz and Patty,

I just can't stop worrying about it so I went home to check. Watch your step it's a bit dark.

Death the Kid

The note had the shinigami emblem on it.

'No freakin way!?' Liz thought to herself. The mummy that licked her let out a roar.

"Patty, I'll do it!"

"Okie-dokie! Cha~nge!" The hyper-active girl sang. She transformed into her demon gun form and was firmly grasped by her older sister.

Shooting several holes through the mummy, Liz left only a red soul hanging in the air. She kept shooting until one came up behind her. "Baton touch!" she yelled as she transformed and Patty changed back.

"Okee!" Patty took her sister and stuck the barrel in the mummy's mouth to shoot.

"Hey! Don't put me in its mouth!" Liz whimpered.

"Sowwy." She replied and shot the mummy. "Touch!" Patty sang as a mummy appeared behind her. Liz reappeared and grabbed Patty. She shot the last mummy and they proceeded to collect and divide all the souls between themselves.

Somewhere in the tomb…

"The heart in me…my heart of my image…Pharaoh…live again!" The witch chanted. More specifically necromancer witch Samantha. (I'd describe her but I don't wanna give you nightmares =P)

"The Pharaoh's Wrath!" A large, bandaged hand emerged from the coffin and grabbed the witch.

"Heh? I've been caught? I'm being pulled! And now it looks like I'll be eaten." Samantha said as the Pharaoh's Wrath consumed her. "And I was gonna play with their souls once I got Pharaoh's Wrath!"

Death the Kid…

SHHHWICK! The tape measure zipped back in its holder.

"Yup, it actually was my imagination. Wonderful." Kid said as he admired his work. "Well, Liz and Patty are waiting."

Thompson Sisters…

Liz turned around, a slight moaning sound bounced off the walls. "Uuuugh…that's creepy, I can hear a voice coming from deep inside."

"Ooh, what is it? Let's go! Let's go!" Patty jumped up and down excitedly.

"Uhhh, let's just wait till Kid comes back, okay?"

"It's fine you're here onee-chan!"

"No waaay…"

The moaning started again.

"I can here it, this way!" Patty sang.

"It's just going 'ughhh'"

"QUIT-CHER WHINING ALREADY!" The younger Thompson sister yelled.

"Don't make your sister cry…" Liz whimpered. The twin demon guns wondered through the pyramid, the entire time Liz was mumbling about monsters. They found themselves in a large open tomb.

"Tee-hee-hee!" Patty giggled at the huge coffin propped against the far wall. A hand crept up near the cowering Liz.

"I'm just a leftover…" It mumbled.

"GYAAAAUGH!" Liz screamed.

"Wrath of the Pharaoh!" Bandages shot out of the coffin and enveloped the sisters.

Death the Kid…

"We meet again, Anubis! No matter how many times I see you, you're wonderful!" The young shinigami praised. He landed Beelzebub and skated through the halls of the pyramid. A small *ball rolled up in front of him. "You're…" He skidded across the floor and grabbed it, "…perfectly symmetrical!"

"…no…" A closer inspection revealed that each eye had a different number of eyelashes. "YOU DISCUSTING CREATURE!" Kid kicked the ball with such a force that it fell apart.

"Liz! Patty!" He called.

"Kid!?"

Kid walked in the open tomb only to find to the two half-naked Thompson sisters bound by old bandages. "Sorry, excuse me!" Kid said as he started to walk off.

"HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT!" Liz shouted.

The pharaoh saw the opportunity to strike at Kid, the latter blocked with Beelzebub. "What's with you? Turn into guns already!"

"I would but these bandages wrapped around us are sucking our power!" Liz replied.

"Hold on. Tornado Flip!" Kid sent Beelzebub spinning rapidly at the sister, freeing them from the pharaoh.

"Alright!"

"Chan-ge!"

"A pharaoh's soul, huh? I'll take it."Kid caught the two demon guns and took a fighting stance, but something caught his attention. A pair of fists hit Kid and sent him flying back.

"Hey Kid, you okay?"

After taking a hit to his gut and face, and another that sent him to the ground, Liz spoke again.

"What are you doing, Kid!? This isn't like you!"

Kid coughed a couple of times. "Take a good look at him…he's…perfectly symmetrical!"

"What!?"

The pharaoh stabbed Kid this time, the young shinigami fell on his knees.

"Kid!"

"Kid-kun!"

"What are you doing worrying about symmetry at a time like this!? At this rate you'll die!" Liz screamed at him. "Didn't you make us so you could become the perfect shinigami!?"

The bandages from earlier started whirling like drills, preparing to fire at Kid.

"…I'll regret it…" Kid started, "but…I won't shoot…"

The 'drills' launched at Kid, throwing him back and knocking him out.

"Wrath! Wrath! Wrath! Wrath!" The pharaoh started pounding Kid, the bandages now formed into a hammer. He repeatedly hit the young shinigami all the while chanting 'wrath' "I'll finish them off with my own hands." The pharaoh climbed out of its tomb.

The Pharaoh's Wrath: A kishin egg, also a warped version of a mummy. Different body parts and coffins make up its body.

Kid randomly perked up. "Left. Right. Left. Right." Kid sighed. "IT'S TOTALLY MESSED UP!"

"That's the end." Liz said confidently.

"Tee-hee-hee!" Patty laughed.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU!? YOUR SIDES ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO SCREWED UP IN MY LIFE! WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM? BITS-N-PIECES ISLAND!? YOU'RE DISCUSTING! EXCEPT FOR YOUR FOREHEAD!" After an incredibly long Kid rant and a shooting montage, the trio had succeeded in destroying the Pharaoh's Wrath. Except for the smiley face on its forehead because that was the only thing symmetrical on it.

Outside of the Pyramid Anubis…

"The number of souls we got today was odd, so I've got one more than sis." Liz acknowledged.

"Dammit, I can't stand it! Let's get going. After all that…that pharaohs screwed uppitude just…" Kid said, turning around. "Let's say a final farewell to the beautiful Anubis."

The pyramid collapsed, sadly.

"Kya-haha! It's busted!" Patty cheered.

"How could it…?" A shocked Kid started.

"After all that happened what could you expect…c'mon…" Liz said dully.

"I'm a useless pig. My life isn't worth the junk I made of poor Anubis….Dammit…Depressed…Die…" Kid pounded the ground with his fist.

"Don't get so worked up! Who'll miss a dumb pyramid or two?" Liz reassured.

"Cheer up!"

"You two…" Kid looked up. "WHY AREN'T YOUR BOOBS THE SAME SIZE!?"

The Death Room…

"As punishment for ruining the pyramid I'm confiscating your soul collection." Shinigami-sama explained to his son who was pounding his fist on the ground in depression.

"Dammit…Depressed…Die…"

Whoo! That was pretty long! Sorry for the long period of no update, but reading manga and typing the dialogue can get really boring sometimes…who knew? But anyways next up is Yuki and Tory! Oh yeah, I kept saying bandages because it really was all the bandages wrapped around the mummy.

*The ball was actually a mummy