The Joker's brow furrows as he stares at Ivy. She twirls her hair again spinning it around and around in her green gloved fingers.
The Joker's face stretches like silly putty into a caricature smile. He rumbles out a high-pitched laugh slapping his thigh and kicking his foot. "whoo-hoo hoo hee-hee hee." 'What oh! What are you doing to me?"
Ivy stands seductively and places her finger on her lip tilting her head in a school-girl shy stance. She sways her curvy hips side to side watching the Joker's beady eyes staring at her like a swinging pendulum.
"Me, little Ole me?" she says in a little-girl's voice.
"Nothing, Mr. J" she whispers now in a husky Marylyn Monroe lilt.
The Joker's face stretches again into a long open mouthed lifeless stare. Beads of sweat start to form on his clown painted forehead.
Ivy moves slowly to him and bends down allowing him to stare at her figure. The Joker's eye twitches as he looks at her chest heaving. Ivy wipes a speck of drool off his blood red lips.
Ivy shoves at his pinstriped pants moving his crossed leg and sits on his lap.
The Joker's nose twitches. His eyes now appear in a dream-like state. He looks at her adoringly. His smile now almost appears human.
"I want to talk to you about Harley." she coos in his ear.
The Joker nods obediently.
Ivy twirls his green hair in her hands staring into his eyes. "Have you been slapping Harley around? she whispers.
The Joker says "yes "with a shrill giggle.
"Does she beg you to stop?" Ivy whispers grabbing his hair now.
"Yessss. He- heee" he whispers back.
"You have been a very naughty boy!" Ivy says gripping and pulling his neon green hair.
The joker nods and says "Yessss."
Ivy tugs harder and yanks hunks of hair from his head. The Joker's face twitches then relaxes.
"I think you like pain." Ivy says sternly.
"Catwoman and I are here to give you what you like so much." she says clasping his doughey face by the jowls and squeezing hard.
"Oh..yessss." The Joker replies.
Ivy says to me without turning.
"See, he wants us to do this." "He wants to know how Harley feels."
"Then we should give him what he wants." I hiss showing my fangs.
"Yes, I agree." Ivy shouts smooshing his face in with her gloves.
I silently creep towards Goliath.
"We brought you a present Mr J." Ivy says letting his face sag by removing her hands.
"You are going to love this gift aren't you?" she says moving his face up and down like a puppet.
"Yessss." The Joker replies.