Lunch
"Hey who wants to start a food fight?" Kiley said
"Kiles.." Katie said "You know you'll get in trouble"
"Yeah but I'm bored and I really wanna hit Terry with this" Kiley said poking her fork into what looked like a dead ferret
"What the heck is that?" Chris asked poking the unedible dead ferret with his finger
"I don't know, looks like a ferret?" Brandon said doing the same as Chris
"Let's cut it open and see if it had organs" Kiley said taking out a plastic knife
"Even for a guy, I wouldn't cut that" Chris said
"That's because you aren't a guy" Katie said
"What!?" Chris yelled
"Mr. Kirkus!" a lunch lady yelled "No yelling!"
"Hah" Kiley said
"Yeah, whatever" Chris mumbled
Out of nowhere a pile of mushy green beans landed on Katie's head
"Uhhhh..." The three said
"What is that on my head???" Katie asked
"Green beans" Brandon answered
"Terry" Kiley growled looking back at Terry who was laughing hard with Mackie, who was just staring in fear
"Ugh, I hate this" Katie said wiping the food off
"Now can I throw the dead food?" Kiley asked
"Don't blame it on me" Katie said and finally got all the food out
"Okay!" Kiley yelled and threw the ferret looking food at Terry who screamed
"Kiley!" Terry screamed angrily and the football team laughed
"Ms. Macintosh!" The teacher yelled "No. Yelling"
"Bu-"
"No buts! Sit down!"
Terry rolled her eyes and sat down. Kiley and her friends laughed.
"You should've kept the ferret thing" Brandon said
"Why?" Katie asked
"I could've kept it and hit Chris with it" Brandon answered smirking
"Why me?" Chris asked
"Go get another one then" Kiley said
"Okay" Brandon said and quickly ran away
"I would pay for Chris to get beaten by a ferret thing" Kiley said
"Why me?" Chris asked again
"It's amusing for us when you get hurt" Katie said
"I'm back!" Brandon yelled holding the ferret thing by it's "tail"
"Hit him with it later" Kiley said and left to go to class
Brandon sighed "Fine"
End Of School
"Yes, it's snowing!" Katie yelled skipping in joy
"Mhm" Kiley said
"I got the food!" Brandon yelled running towards them
"Fudge, get away from me" Chris said
"Nah" Brandon said and moved closer to him holding the ferret up
"Fudge" Chris said and ran
"Kirkus!" Kiley yelled and ran after him follwed by the others
"I don't wanna get slapped!" Chris yelled and quickly fell in the snow
"Get him!" Katie yelled before running up to him and Brandon started hitting Chris with the thing until it was destroyed
"Ugh, it smells" Kiley said
"Great now I smell" Chris said getting up
"Good" Katie said
"C'mon give me a hug you guys" Chris said walking towards them with open arms
"Get away!" Kiley and Katie yelled
"C'mon it's just a hug" Chris said and walked closer
"Sacrifice!" Katie yelled and pushed Kiley fell forward and landed in Chris' arm
"Let go of me!" Kiley yelled pushing him away and looked at Katie "Katie!"
"Bye!" Katie yelled and ran followed by Kiley who was faster than her
"Wow" Brandon said
"I gotta pee" Chris said and ran home
Brandon looked confused, shrugged and slowly followed... (A/N:That one was just random)
"That's better" Chris said
"I thought you went home" Brandon said
"Nooo" Chris said
"Then where'd you go?" Brandon asked
Chris pointed at a nearby bush "Over there"
"What the heck?" Brandon said hitting him
"Ow" Chris said "What was that for?"
"You went in a bush, someone could've of saw. Next time go to a gas station" Brandon said
"What are you? My mother?" Chris said and went to Katie's house followed by Brandon
Katie's House
Kiley was singing "Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! Don't wanna be some beer swilin hockey nut! And do I look like a frostbitten hose head? I nev-"
Chris yelled "Kiley!"
"Huh!?" Kiley was startled and fell backwards and fell over the couch and landed sitting upside down
Brandon and Chris started laughing.
Katie came in "Uuuh, how did you guys get in my house?"
Brandon answered "Uuhh, the door was opened?"
"Okay then?" Katie said and looked over to Kiley "Wha-"
"Oh bla-"
"You don't wanna know" Chris butted in and Kiley remained upside down
"Mmkay" Katie said
"Why were you singing?" Brandon asked
"I was singing Canadian Idiot by Weird Al Yankovic" Kiley answered (A/N: I'm not offending any Canadians! I have friends from Canada, I just couldn"t think of a song)
Chris said "Well?"
"Well what?" Kiley asked
"Keep singing" Brandon said
"No!" Kiley yelled "You guys interuppeted me"
"Fine" Brandon said
"Why are you guys here?" Katie asked
Chris answered "Kiley was mad at you so we came to see what happened"
"And Chris peed in a bush" Brandon added
"Gross" Kiley said
"Anyway listen to my flashback!" Katie yelled
Flash Back
"Great now I smell" Chris said getting up
"Good" Katie said
"C'mon give me a hug you guys" Chris said walking towards them with open arms
"Get away!" Kiley and Katie yelled
"C'mon it's just a hug" Chris said and walked closer
"Sacrifice!" Katie yelled and pushed Kiley fell forward and landed in Chris' arm
"Let go of me!" Kiley yelled pushing him away and looked at Katie "Katie!"
"Bye!" Katie yelled and ran followed by Kiley who was faster than her
Kiley was right behind her and pushed her into the snow "Don't hurt me!" Katie yelled
"I smell!" Kiley yelled
"You can hit Chris!" Katie yelled
"Why?" Kiley asked and helped Katie up
"He's the one that wanted a hug!" Katie yelled
"Good point I'll go kill him instead" Kiley said
End Of Flashback
Chris yelled "What!?"
"Mhm" Kiley said behind him and breathed on his ear causing him to quickly get up
"How'd you get there!?" Chris yelled
"Easy" Kiley said and jumped over the couch and walked over to him "Got here when she was explaining the story"
"Get away from me" Chris said backing away but Kiley grabbed the edge of his shirt and was close to his face
"It's time for you to die Kir-"
"Kids! Do you want anything!?" Mrs. Hardworth yelled and came in "Um I think that would be a no"
"It's not what you think!" Kiley yelled and let go of his shirt
"I'm just gonna go and make dinner" Mrs. Hardworth said
Phone keys were heard in the kitchen and Mrs. Hardworth "whispered" "Kiley was about to kiss a boy! In my living room!"
Brandon and Katie started chuckling
"Maybe my mom won't get mad?" Kiley shrugged
Suddenly the speaker phone went on "Now Melissa, her and Chris are a couple so relax"
Kiley's face went red "I AM NOT A COUPLE WITH KIRKUS!"
Mrs. Cliff yelled "Melissa! Did you put it on speaker phone again!?"
"Nooo" Mrs. Hardworth said and her voice trailed off as she went into another room
Silence was in the room for what seemed like an hour but it was only five minutes
Kiley broke the silence "Uuuh"
"........"
"I'm gonna go to the bathroom" Brandon said and left
Chris got bored and blurted randomly "What if a squirel exploded when you give it chocolate and a dog eats it and it explodes then a hobo comes and says hi?"
"Umm the hobo has a new friend he can eat?" Katie said
"Umm what?" Kiley asked
"I think we should watch TV" Chris said and Katie clicked on the TV
"Katie!" Kiley yelled "NCIS!"
"Oh yeah!" Katie yelled and quickly changed the channel and Kiley went on her phone
"Dang it, I hate you guys" Chris mumbled
"Hey Kurisu" Kiley said and Brandon, who just came in, Katie and Chris looked at her
"What?" Katie asked
Kiley sighed "Yeah I went on this Japanese translator thing and I typed Chris' name. And it said Kurisu"
"Uhhh... Okay?" Brandon said and nugded Katie in the stomach softly
"Um, me and Brandon are gonna go outside" Katie said and left
Kiley whined "Nooooo, I don't wanna be stuck with him..."
"Again"
Chris gave her a look "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing, now shut up Kirkus, I wanna watch NCIS"
"Yeah sure"