Chaper two- You guys win...
Dancing. Why had druna let flaring, Fletcher and Shakra drag her into dancing? She didn't know. She really wanted to go and torture snape with curling irons, but no. Fletcher insisted they did some dancing first. Of course, there were some good points about the whole fiasco. Good music, good wine, and Fletcher in a leotard.
Yeah, it was pretty breaking, shoving fletcher into a leotard. Because flaring had recalled the time she'd broken shakra by announcing 'belly dancing snape' and then shakra imagining brendin urie and Patrick stump joining in, and then flaring had argued that she had seen severus snape in pink tights. Druna nearly screamed and had to start chanting 'liam in a dress' to get the image out of her head, but It was worth it…
Fletcher stood angrily in his yellow leotard and pink ballet slippers and scowled
' i. hate. You. All' he hissed
The girls died laughing
They all sat in the living room, not really knowing how to dance, and just deeming it as one of the things that they were forced to do, but didn't really need. Like fractions.
'Perhaps we need some mood music and whips' flaring suggested.
'I took dancing lessons from Gabe Saporta' druna said
'I got mine from Brendon Urie'
'I got mine from Bowling For Soup...you guys win' shakra sighed.
'We should probably go to a night club instead' Fletcher suggested
'Its 3 o clock in the afternoon, Fletcher' druna said
'To Australia we go!'
Shakra hit him.
' we'll just have to pass the time like mortals' druna muttered, pulling out a picture of josh farro and stroking it.
They lay around for five hours straight watching TV and attempting to make buns.
That- didn't turn out well.
Flashback
'OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!'
'Ooooohhhh preetttyyy!'
End flashback
Finally, eight o clock came, bringing glow in the dark t-shirts and a pissed of ghastly. (That was because the girls had spent an hour cutting the crotch out of every pair of trousers ghastly owned- even the ones he was wearing. Don't ask.)
Flaring, shakra, druna and Fletcher wandered into the living room to find valkyrie and skulduggery making out on the sofa.
Shakra and druna shuddered
' who's going to separate them?' druna asked
Shakra looked at druna, who looked at fletcher, who looked at flaring, who looked at her toy flipping dog called basil...
She sighed and muttered
' im always the one to ruin the pairings I love, aren't I?'
flaring wandered up to the two and launched on to skulduggery's knee
' ow' skulduggery groaned
'Don't worry, after the 3rd time, its not too bad' flaring reassured him
'Yes, but this is the 17th time you've done that today!'
'Sometimes I lick windows'
'Ugh'
' anyway Millicent, how's your Bentley this fine summers morning?'
' its winter and its 8:30 at night'
' magic mushroom?'
' what?'
' yes…kiddies…'
' what do you want anyway?'
' a lift. To a nightclub. Right now?'
' no'
' please?'
'well…I don't know…'
' c'mon harriot! I said please' flaring said the word please in disgust
' fine then, just be quiet, ok? And do not get arrested'
' clear as pie'
' what?'
' pie. Clear as pie…'
'I'll get my keys…'
Skulduggery lifted flaring and dumped her on top of Valkyrie who squealed and kicked flaring onto the floor.
Flaring looked up and realised Shakra, druna, and Fletcher had disappeared. Again.
She went looking for them and heard squealing.
' no! PLEASE no! not my hair!' fletcher yelled
Flaring opened the living room door and cackled.
Fletcher was pinned down by shakra sitting on him
' do you usually have a bright pink and blue afro?' flaring asked
' what the hell do you think?!' fletcher yelled, trying to pull his new afro off.
Flaring shrugged
' in this day and age? God kn- hey! That's a 'killers' album! Huh, im so smart' flaring grinned to herself, wandering out of the room.
' and she got 28 % in her maths exam…' shakra muttered
' skulduggery!' flaring yelled
' what!' skulduggery yelled back
' get your arse in that Bentley!'
' im in the Bentley!'
' LIES!'
' just get in the damned car!'
Half and hour later, the Bentley pulled up at a night club at temple bar. Flaring, druna and Shakra piled out wearing glow in the dark paramore t-shirts, ripped yellow jeans and converse. They we're covered in the liquid that glow sticks contained. They had exploded them in skulduggery's car and he nearly died (again) when his car started glowing multi coloured.
'Out' he said to Fletcher, who was sitting in the back, moping
'But they put pink highlights in my hair!' he moped
' I love you too, dear Fletcher, but you still have to get out of my car, so I can proceed to swear using words you've probably never heard and then im going to cry because my car is glowing purple!' skulduggery cried
' im going, im going' Fletcher muttered, getting out.
He was wearing ripped jeans and a t-shirt. He would've looked cool (ish) If it hadn't been for the pink in his hair…
They all bustled into the club with grins that would've scared anyone. Once they were inside, a security guard stepped in front of the three girls and towered over them. The girls were, to put it simply, not very tall. In fact, they were short. And the six foot something security guard did not look like a very happy person.
'You three are too young to be here' he growled
'And you're too fat to fit into those high heels' druna said
The man looked down at his trainers in confusion and the girls ran further into the club…
Four hours later
' my GOD I. am. Floored.' Druna groaned from the floor.
' really? I had no idea…' shakra muttered, taking another swig of cider mixed with red wine.
Flaring didn't, and, well, couldn't agree, as she was standing at the beer taps with her mouth to them, drinking directly from it.
' you know, we didn't do much dancing, and I had to give gabe my last gummy worm for those damn drinking…er…I mean, dancing lessons…' druna slurred
' Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes!' Shakra yelled, pounding her fist in the air.
' glubglubglubglub' flaring slurred, her mouth full of some sort of alcohol, as usual.
Fletcher rolled his eyes and walked over to pull flaring away from the beer taps.
He had managed to keep his composure and had drunk pink lemonade all night, figuring he was the oldest so he was the most responsible. Well, he thought if he acted responsible, then maybe tanith would like him more…
' c'mon' he yawned ' we need to go home now'
'don't tell me to buy chocolate, punk' druna slurred staggering over to him and sticking her tongue out
' oh come on! You cant be that drunk! You only had two beers!' fletcher cried, exasperated
' OFFICER! I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD!' flaring yelled then collapsed to the floor, too stoned to be conscious.
' ohhh boy' fletcher sighed
He picked flaring up and she sub consciously stroked his hair as fletcher grabbed druna and a singing Shakra by their wrists and he teleported
Skulduggery and valkyrie lay asleep, unaware of the three drunk teenagers and a sober Fletcher that had just arrived at the house
In the conscious part of valkyries head, she was sure she heard someone yell
' holy MACKERAL where did that car come from?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'
' ITS CRUSHING THE TTTTTTTVVVVV!'
She stirred in her sleep, and pulled closer to skulduggery. She just didn't want to know….