Ok to clear up any confusion Sasuke is not a faerie, he's a human who Itachi can lend powers to (I'll figure out how later). Itachi is not a vampire and I like sugar. There I said it. Lets get the party started.

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Gaara sat on the bed in front of Lee. He had been waiting patiently for his lover to notice that he had an erection that only he could take care of. Though, it didn't seem like he was ever going to notice because he was too absorbed in playing with his new kitten that Gaara had gotten him on a whim. Soon that cat would be on the streets thanks to Gaara's ignored 'whim.' Lee laid back on the bed and finally notice what had been bothering his dear lover for at least five minutes already. Lee looked shocked, it had gotten so big.

" Why didn't you tell me?" Lee asked. The cat stared for a brief moment before deciding to run under the bed. She knew what was coming. Or soon who. The cat mewed and curled up to attempt to sleep through her owners activities.

" The cat made you too innocently happy and I could touch you when your like that!" Gaara said running his hand through Lee's hair. He wished very much that he would get rid of the damn bowl cut at the same time he wanted Lee to never ever change his hair. It was very conflicting. Gaara pounced on Lee and began to kiss him. His tongue sank deep into his mouth, it brushed his teeth and gums making Lee moan into the kiss. They rolled around when they kissed, making it even deeper. Gaara ended up on top and Lee was under his squirming for a better feel. Quickly Gaara removed their clothing. Lee barely had time to blink before the feat had been done. There was a knock on the door but the pair stayed silent, to wrapped up in passion to care about whoever it was at the door.

Gaara had lubed his fingers with saliva without Lee knowing, and one by one he slid them into his lover. When he reached two fingers he began to scissor Lee, making sure he was nice and stretched. Being as impatient as he was sexy, Gaara pulled his fingers out and positioned himself at Lee's entrance. The knocking only got louder, and Gaara really debated whether or not to kill the person on the other side of the door. Though he was impressed Lee hadn't made a single sound that would give them away. When Gaara entered, Lee had to cover his mouth so he wouldn't cry out in pleasure. The red head thrusted slowly at first but as soon as his need began to grow his thrusts got harder, and it got even harder for Lee to contain his cries. The knocks at the door had stopped but then something was eerie about the situation. Gaara was too wrapped up in pleasure to notice but he noticed when the door was kicked in.

" WHAT THE HELL?!?!" The red head yelled falling out of Lee. Naruto stood on the other side of the door, out of breath and a bit flustered.

" GAARA!! I GOT ATTACKED BY A GHOST! He was so sexy and evil and his little brother lured me there to satisfy that things craving for human flesh. ALSO! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU ANSWER THE DAMN DOOR WHEN I WAS KNOCKING?! I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!" Naruto said rushing over to Gaara. Lee sat on the and pulled on his pants again. He was so confused. Naruto always talked to fast when something weird happened.

" First of all, I should kill you for interrupting us. Second of all, calm the fuck down. And third, could you please tell me again, SLOWLY, what you just said." Gaara asked. The blonde told his friends about what happened at the Uchiha manor and about his daring escape. The red head thought hard for a brief moment and pulled out a small silver cross on a chain. He handed it to Naruto. " This should, in theory, keep you safe from this Itachi guy. He sounds kinda like a vampire so the cross should put him off. Now as for his brother. He sounds human so there might be black magic at play. So it is possible this Sasuke guy doesn't know what he's doing."

" What do you suggest I should do about that?" Naruto asked. Lee looked over at his lover and threw out a vile of holy water. " Will this keep me safe?"

" It should. And it should also undo any magic on Sasuke. However if they really are full blood brothers, the magic will be much stronger and we don't know the effect of holy water on him will be." Lee said. " Also I would personally like to check this manor out. We might be able to clear out the evil spirits I mean it is our job."

" Thanks you guys I really appreciate this!" Naruto said placing the cross around his neck. Sasuke starred into the room and gulped. That definitely wasn't good. He quickly ran from the scene back to the manor. Itachi sat on the couch, he had turned out all the lights because he liked the haunting feeling it gave off, plus Sasuke might trip on something if he came in to fast. The older smirked. Sasuke busted into the house and instantly tripped over a shoe Itachi had placed there this morning after his trip to town. The younger fell into the living room and landed face first on his brother's lap.

" Oh Sasuke, I didn't know you care about your brother's pleasure!" Itachi mocked. The younger pulled his head from the others groin and stared up at him with anger tinting his expression.

" We have a small problem." Sasuke said regaining his composer.

" Sasuke!!! How could you call my erection small, now that was just uncalled for." Itachi said fake crying afterwards.

" SERIOUS MOMENT HERE ITACHI!! Your little victim has found some help. I think they might be professional ghost hunters, I mean they had a lot of knowledge and they were able to give him some protection from your charms. Silver, a cross, and holy water." Sasuke said gripped Itachi's head so they were at eye level.

" A cross and holy water? Great they think I'm a vampire. How cliché is that? Please say he had garlic too." Itachi said crossing his arms. " Assumptions, assumptions. But of course that holy water and cross will slow me down, not hurt me. How sad for my dear dream boy, don't you agree Sasuke?"

" Personally I think that you should find a different one, this one is too much trouble." the younger muttered, " And he's having his friends come over to 'check this place out' and free me from your demonic hold." Itachi laughed and stood up. He walked to the fire place and pulled out a solitary flame. The flame came to life, and bowed.

" Dear Madara, demon of the flame, please grant my brother the power of the almighty fire. Give him a small amount of your demonic energy so he may be able to temporarily as strong as the faeries or demons that surround him." Itachi said the flame looked over Sasuke and smirked.

" And what does your brother want to give me in return for such a gift? Perhaps his soul? Maybe one of his limbs?" the fire demon asked eyeing the younger, human man.

" I was thinking more like I don't get the demon of water to put you out." Sasuke said, " Me and him are on a first name basis, and we know how much you guys just love each other!" Itachi smirked at the cleverness of his brother, though Sasuke had already promised his soul to the older Uchiha so the trade would have been impossible, and Sasuke wasn't exactly fond of the idea that he could lose one of him arms. The younger Uchiha summoned the water demon and he didn't look happy.

" Sasuke what is it you have summoned me, Suigetsu Hozuki, the apprentice of the great Kisame?!" Suigetsu boomed, Sasuke pointed over to the fire demon who trembled at the sight. " FIRE DEMON?! HAVE YOU THREATENED MY HUMAN COMPANION?! HAVE YOU TRIED TO CLAIM HIS SOUL AS YOUR PRIZE? I will not have this, demon."

Madara backed up against the mantle and Itachi just smirked. The fire demon snapped his fingers and Sasuke felt a rush of power flow through his body. He felt very high, like nothing could faze him. His whole body felt numb but at the same time tight. Power rushed through his veins and tickled his blood. He pulled magic out of his body and made it thick, he covered himself in it and then he looked like Itachi. It made him smile, which made the magic dissipate. Suigetsu just stared at the very high Uchiha. " Well, I've fulfilled my deal, so call off your water demon before he drips on me." Madara said turning back into a ball of fire. He jumped into the fire place again.

" Going straight to the glamour(1)? I think that's his favorite thing." Itachi mused.

"Those fire demons are so full of themselves." Suigetsu muttered turning into vapor. Sasuke walked over to his brother and hugged him. Itachi smirked and kissed his brother's forehead.

" Make sure you sober up before you start messing with our dear guests heads." Itachi said, " They should be here at sun up and that's in a few minutes. And its nap time!"

Sasuke nodded and sat down on the couch with a cup. Itachi walked to the cellar and brought him a bottle. He uncorked it and poured some. " This is a mixture of my power with the wine of my family's blood. Uchiha Sasuke will drink from his cup and his body will become one with my and the fire demon Madara's power."

As soon as Sasuke drank his body felt its usual human heaviness. The high of the magic complete worn off, the younger Uchiha sighed. He could at least get drunk on demon wine while he waited. " Itachi, I promise I'll distract them long enough for you to claim him. But what will I do with his friends? Do you wish for me to kill them or bargain them off to Kisame, something?"

Itachi smirked. " Do as you see fit."

Sasuke was left alone on the couch to plot. A smirk crept up on his face as he made a copy of himself. He started to glamour the entire manor, oh yes he could keep the three of them distracted for a long time with the power he held.

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1. Glamour is what demons and faeries use to look human or just change things to look like other things. So yeah it would probably be hella fun to use or have.

Naruto: I busted in on Gaara and Lee
Me: Yeah, and I wrote a lemon with them.
Naruto: Yeah….what's up with that?
Me: I love my fans and Fanoftheworld is a good reader so she/he (not sure) will get what it wants.
Naruto : How noble. THIS WAS HITOKO-SAMA!