This chapter is going to be REALLY random! Because...I'm at Ashley's (Bellatrix Kale) house and....we are random around each other. So with all the typing (Tori) and shouting of ideas (Ashley), powered by Ramune and Yan Yan, I bring you this awesome chapter. Did I mention that the characters will be drunk? :D (Not really a spoiler...)

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Chapter...I forget...

"Why'd you bring us here?" Tori scuffed. Ashley had Jumped them back to Griffin's Lair. It was just as they had left it, only David was missing. Tori pouted, a little disappointed.

"Where are we?" a familiar voice sounded behind her. She smiled as she remembered that Preston was there as well.

"The awesomest place EVER!" Ashley punched a fist in the air. "Griffin's secret underground lair!"

"Not much of a secret now, huh?" Griffin spat. Ashley stuck her tongue out at him. He frowned and stuck his tongue out at her. They began making faces at each other.

Tori looked around as she heard a grunting sound from one of the rooms. Griffin looked at the archway-entryway-thing opening to the room. He sighed, grimaced, and rolled his eyes. "Oh, great...now what is 'e up to?" Just as he finished his sentence, David stepped out of the room, which happened to be Griffin's bedroom. Of course, only Griffin and David really knew this, but I thought it'd be nice to tell you that. :)

David's face grew red and his eyes widened as he noticed Griffin. "Uh...hi..."

"What are you doing in my room?" Griffin asked, distaste dripping off his words.

"Huh? Oh...just trying to get the top off the bottle of this drink so I can get the marble out..." he held up the bottle of...

"PRECIOUS RAMUNE!" Tori and Ashley both exclaimed.

Tori ran up to him. "He drank it all! Where'd you get it?"

"From your pocket?" David explained...as if it was obvious.

"Why were you digging in her pockets?" Jack asked.

"How did you fit a bottle that big into your pockets?" Ann asked.

"Big pockets..." David explained, ignoring Jack's question.

"You know what that means..." Ashley snickered.

"Big pants?" Jimmy suggested.

"Not really the answer she was going for...anyway..." Tori began.

"How do you fit the bottle in your pockets??" Carl repeated, filming. Jeez. "This place is amazing! Say, what is that?" He moitioned to two flat screen computers.

Tori's eyes lit up as she noticed the computers for herself. "Squee!" She ran over to them and sat down at the chair. "Er...these are called computers..." Carl, Englehorn, and Preston gathered behind her. She began bringing up different windows. "Really, Griffin?" she asked, shaking her head. "You have all these hightech programs and then..." She brought up another window. "MSPaint..."

"What're you doing on my computers?" Griffin exclaimed, fuming now.

"Just browsing..." Tori shrugged, not paying attention to him. "Do you even use MSPaint, Griffy?"

"Yes..." Griffy answered. "And don't call me that!"

"Heh...Griffy..." David snickered.

"You are NOT allowed to call me that!" Griffin spun around to glare at David. Griffin turned back to Tori. He leaned over and opened a document. It was of a short comic strip of stick figures battling. It looked a lot like...

"Shirt Guy Dom?" Tori asked.

"N-no...!" Griffin hissed. "It's my own work...see, that's David there...dying..."

"Is he wearing clothes?" Ashley asked.

"Just a leaf..." David said, nonchalantly.

"Oh?" Ashley smirked. "Why you drawing David, huh?"

"I draw myself too...see?" he brought up another document labled "Me". Tori snickered. "Shut up!"

"You wearing a leather jacket there?" Ashley asked.

"Yep..." he smirked at her. "And a leaf...." By the way, the real Ashley just had a heart attack after reading this line...and now come the angry comments from enraged and jealous fangirls...

"Yatta!" Tori exclaimed, punching a fist into the air.

"Booze!" Ashley puched a fist into the air. Everyone who approved coppied Ashley's pose, ie. NOT Ann, Jimmy, or, God forbid, Tori.

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I know I promised the booze in this chapter...whatever chapter it is. But. You know what? My brain is fried from the combination of Ramune and Yan Yan. Never again. I will try to make the next chapter even better. For whoever may be reading this. IF anyone is reading this. This chapter was mostly Ashley, Tori, Griffin, and David. I'm going to have some chapters (after the drunk one) that go a little more in depth in the pairings. If anyone wants me to add anything they think would be funny, let me know, mmkay? I'll squeeze it in...