Woo! Finally! The REAL drunk chapter. I promised Ashers (Ashley) Sooooooooo….yeah. Enjoy.
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Despite Tori's protests, David and Griffin Jumped to a pub in Ireland, a liquor store in New York, and somewhere else in Japan, bringing back bag after bag after bag after bag filled with all kinds of booze. Tori slouched in a couch, frightened for her safety.
"You know what…" Ashley murmured. "Ann shouldn't be here for this…"
"Take me back too!" Englehorn demanded. "I have a crew to command…."
Ashley took them back. When she returned, she sat next to Tori, two bottles in her hands. She thrust one in Tori's direction. Everyone else was already having their way with the mound of booze. Tori shook her head.
"Come on! Lighten up!" Ashley laughed. She opened the bottle, held Tori captive, and forced the liquid into her mouth. Tori reluctantly swallowed.
"I think…" Tori said. "I'd like some more…" Her face was already growing red from just one bottle of beer. She wasn't slurring, but still…
"You're such a light weight…" Ashley rolled her eyes, guzzling down her fourth drink.
"HEY! LET'S HAVE A DRINKING CONTEST!" Luigi exclaimed. Cause I picture him as a loud drunk. A VERY loud drunk. Don't know why though. "COME ON, ASHLEY! YOU, ME, GRIFFY-CHAN, AND THE DIRECTOR! LE'S SEE WHO CAN WIN!"
"YOU'RE ON!" Ashley yelled back. They all gathered around. They had to say farther away from Jack…cause…his nose…creepy…
So they all gathered around. Griffin, Luigi, Ashley, and Carl toasted and began chugging. The rest chanted. "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"
"Go Ashley!" Tori and Jimmy cheered. Yeah, they're BOTH drunk, hanging on each others shoulders for balance. "Go Griffin!"
"What about us?" Luigi and Carl pouted.
"Ashley can destroy both of you…" Tori laughed, taking a sip of her third. She doesn't act too drunk…not in this ficcy at least…don't know why…
But, she spoke the truth. After Carl's eighth and Luigi's tenth, they were passed out. Jack had fallen asleep in Griffin's room, without Griffin noticing. Preston and David were in a kitchen-like area, sitting at the table, chatting. Tori and Jimmy were still watching Griffin and Ashley with interest.
"Come on, Ash'ey!" Tori slurred, on her fifth drink. "You can beat 'im."
"Ashley…" was all Jimmy could cheer by now, on his third drink.
"You…you ready to quit…quit yet?" Griffin hiccupped.
"Nope!" Ashley exclaimed. They were on their sixteenth bottle, and, surprisingly, Ashley was like her sober self. Griffin glared at her with watery, glazed eyes.
"I am so…gonna……….gonna win…" Griffin managed. Tori laughed. Jimmy chuckled. "Shut up!"
About three drinks later, Griffin passed out. Ashley whooped.
"I win!" she exclaimed before curling up in a ball and falling asleep.
"Hmm…" Tori said to Jimmy. "We seem to be the only ones awake now…" David and Preston had their heads down on the table, asleep.
"I'm tired, miss…" Jimmy whined, looking up at her with an innocent, and, indeed, tired expression.
Tori sighed, walked him to the couch, and sat down with him. "Odd…the thing didn't attack…"She looked around. It looked like a tornado hit Griffin's lair. Everyone one who was on the ground was sprawled out. Jack's nose was snoring from Griffin's room. Tori looked down at Jimmy. He was fast asleep, leaning on her. She began petting his hair. Soon, sleep overcame her and she was out.
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Awww! Don't you just love the little brother version of Jimmy? I know I do! Okay…I know I promised no more people being added, but, Ashley is going to take Jack and, much to his distaste, Carl back to the ship. And, Luigi begs to- well whatever. That'll happen next chapter. By then, we only have six people, then I can add nine others. Don't worry, they're small, pocket-sized even…