It sucks my ideas for this story are mostly about how its going to end….so I have to create filler in my mind lol. ENJOY MY FILLER! Regular PV.

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Orochimaru paced around his lair, Kabuto constantly had to move to keep out of his master's way. He stopped in front of his trusty sidekick and just stared for a moment. Kabuto, feeling very uncomfortable in his stare, fidgeted until he looked away. Kimimaro stared straight forward, trying his best not to move. Unwanted attention was something he didn't want. But he also wanted to speak up, wanted to know what his master was so troubled over. I mean if his pace kept up there would be a hole in the floor. The pair kept silent, they knew eventually there master would open his mouth and let the rant spill out.

" He's found him! Itachi found his soul mate. If he accepts the staff the chill will not fill him and Itachi will overthrow me." Orochimaru said ringing his hands together. " We need to get rid of him now or find a way to make Itachi back down from that Naruto boy."

Kabuto stepped forward as Orochimaru flopped down onto his thrown. " Naruto as in Minato's son? The Halfling? That's who Itachi needed to unbind him?" Kabuto asked. The snakely king nodded and Kimimaro stepped forward to be level with Kabuto.

" He is just a mere Halfling my lord, allow me to take care of such a non-threat." He said as he pulled his spine out, shifting it into a sword for dramatic effect. Orochimaru smiled but then appeared behind his henchmen. Both froze not knowing what they could do in that kind of situation. Their king wrapped an arm around both their shoulders and placed his head in the middle.

" Now, now we can't be so rash. Minato would not be to happy if we just up and killed his only son." Orochimaru said, the darkness flowing out of him, making both of them cringe in pain. " No in fact we should just watch, and before Itachi has a chance to make Naruto his Queen, we will strike. Quickly and quietly like a snake."

He let go of his henchmen. They both feel to their knees gasping for air, so much darkness from just one person. It was suffocating. Kabuto was the first to rise and he went over to Kimimaro gently filled him with light. The only cure for the darkness. The bone shifter needed the medic's help to get back onto his feet. Orochimaru turned towards the pond in the middle of the room, smirking. The water darkened but them rippled apart showing the house where the Uchihas lived. They were in the living room, Sasuke and Itachi on one couch while Naruto sat on the other, confusion staining his face. The duo took a side by there master and watched with him.

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" Hey I have a question…" Naruto said, still not fully trusting the situation but also not really understanding it. " How old is Sasuke anyway. I mean it doesn't really fit together very well in my mind. I can see Itachi being like 200 years but not Sasuke. I mean he's human right?"

Itachi smirked. " Ah very good question. Sasuke is 120, believe it or not. And yes Sasuke is still 100 percent human." The blonde had a very confused look on his face. IT MADE NO SENSE. Both Uchihas smirked. " You see Sasuke was addicted to faerie fruit for a while."

" Faerie fruit?" Naruto questioned, becoming even more confused as the conversation went on.

" Ah yes! From simple things like blood cherries to things I couldn't even recognize like a silver apple looking thing, but on the inside a pink firm core so succulent I've seen humans kill each other for just a sliver. I have some in the fridge if you wanna try it later. You wont become addicted like a human will. Anyway, back to the original story." Itachi said with vigor. Sasuke just sat there, blushing slightly. His secrets were just being throw all over for Naruto to see…well hear. " Well back in the way beginning like a few days after I was bound I realized that Sasuke was going to grow old and die, because I didn't want him to suffer through becoming an incubus. And Orochimaru, being the great friends that he was, told me about the fruits and how they could increase the lifespan of a human. So I went out immediately and got them for Sasuke, completely unaware of the consequences of the fruit. And we tried them together, and I didn't care for it much but Sasuke loved it. By the end of the hour he had eaten everything, and was demanding I get him more. That's when Orochimaru had appeared with blood cherries in hand telling Sasuke of what he could offer him if he just followed him to the palace. I knew it was a trick but Sasuke was so sedated by the fruit, he tried to follow after him. If I hadn't held little brother back I knew he would have lost his humanity by the end of the night. So yeah I knew what Orochimaru was doing. But the fruit extends you life and keeps you youthful because the fruit is grow by killing humans and letting the plant suck up their lifespan, blood, and soul."

" Ok…" Naruto said turning away from the strange demon so he could face Sasuke. " I have a question for you Sasuke…was that story about Itachi killing people in this house, well true?"

" Yeah, Itachi killed our parents in this house. But right after he killed them Orochimaru discovered him. And gave him…THE KISS OF DARKNESS. Which robbed him of all humanity and gave him the appearance of death so when I came home from school Itachi made sure to give me the scare of my life." Sasuke said, eyeing Itachi who was playing the dumb innocent card. " An eye for an eye I guess."

There was a knock at the door and Itachi got up. When he grabbed the knob it was turned in and push with a violent force. The door, along with Itachi, was slammed into the wall. A blue man walked in with a white haired boy following him. The older Uchiha pushed the door closed and jumped on said blue man. The white haired man seemed unfazed, as did Sasuke, and took a seat on the couch. Eventually, the blue guy was pinned to the floor, laughing his ass off.

" KISAME! HOW DARE YOU SLAM A DOOR ON ME!" Itachi said choking him. " YOU COULD HAVE HURT MY FACE!! ITS MY MEAL TICKET!!"

" Sasuke….what's going on?" The blonde asked. Confused by the blue man named Kisame's merriment in being choked.

" Oh that's just how Kisame is, since he's a element fey he can't be killed in fact he thinks it feels good to be hurt. Well most of the demons and faeries do, even you will eventually." Sasuke said. The man sitting next to him cuddled up to the younger Uchiha and planted a soft kiss on his neck, as what Naruto considered a hello in a strange way. He smirked and continued." And this is Suigetsu, the water's apprentice, heir thing. He's friendly."

" A little TOO friendly if you ask me!" Itachi said, as he came to a stop on Kisame, who had stopped laughing at being choked but gave a good chuckle at his friend's reaction. " Shouldn't we get down to business? You know keep this professional?! Besides do you really want something Orochimaru touched with his hands?!"

Kisame got off the ground with Itachi following suit, still brooding over his brother being touched. Suigetsu scooted over a little so he wouldn't get Oro germs on him. Sasuke rolled his eyes at the gesture. The blue man sat down on the other side of the smaller Uchiha and eyed Naruto. The felt self-conscious having all of them staring at him, but when Itachi sat down next to him all his anxiety melted away. Kisame nodded his head once and leaned forward placing his face in his hands.

" So you are willing to test yourself against the Winter Queen's staff, huh?" He asked. But it was a rhetorical question. Naruto didn't have a choice, it was either die of chill or be drained complete by Itachi's lust. " Hmm I think the Winter Queen would like you, she usually doesn't like the men Itachi brings around. They're always disrespectful and rude, thinking that they are the ones but then when the chill comes for them, they chicken out or become nothing but a shade. Another reason the Queen doesn't like them, they fail the man they 'love'. NOW HERE IS THE ULTIMATE QUESTION. Are you ready to met her?"

" What? I didn't know I was supposed to met her." Naruto said confused, he turned his face towards Itachi who was stoic as ever. He nodded once and stood up.

" We shouldn't keep the Queen waiting should we?" Itachi said with a cheeky smile. He held out his hand for Naruto to take and the blond blushed but took it. " You don't have to worry, the Winter Queen will know you are the one, just like I did."

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MUHAHA the chapter is over. Looks like Naruto gets to meet Tsunade!!! I WONDER HOW THAT WILL GO!?!

Naruto: Why is Itachi fun?
Me: Wha?
Naruto: Itachi isn't supposed to be carefree like that!
Me: ehh he's been around for a long time, besides I only made him more chill. Much like Kakashi, you know fun but can be serious when he has to.
Itachi: Hmm I kinda like it....
Natuto: Everyone's insane.
Itachi: YOU LOVE IT! This was Hitoko-sama!