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Previously on Grey's anatomy…
"Hey, we're married, we're allowed to have sex in the on call room, after all, that's what they're for."
. "Honey, on call rooms are not for sex, they're for sleeping. Oh god, the whole hospital has seen us."
"They were talking about us anyway, now at least they have something interesting to say."
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"Meredith, are you sure about this?"
Meredith shot an angry look at the bartender. "Joe, this is my thing, okay, I get drunk and then I find someone inappropriate to sleep with."
"Just let her." Cristina told Joe as she sat down next to her friend. "and get me something similar to what she's having."
"So what happened that was so horrible?" Joe asked his regular clients. He was used to them drinking, but when Meredith Grey drank tequila, something was wrong.
"I found the McPerfects in the on call room." The bartender frowned. "Having sex." She added.
"Ah, those new attendings that everyone's been talking about. I haven't had the pleasure of serving them yet." Joe probably knew more about that hospital than the doctors who worked there.
Cristina huffed. "They're probably too perfect to go to a bar. They just go home and have nice dinner parties with all their other picture perfect friends."
"I'll drink to that!" Meredith said as she poured down another shot.
"One for me too, Joe." Izzie sat down at Meredith's other end.
"What's wrong McModel?"
"Cristina, seriously, what have I done to you this time?"
The intern didn't answer. "She missed out on my mommy's surgery."
"Isn't her mother dead?" Joe whispered at Izzie, not quiet enough though.
"My mom is dead Joe, but she got the famous dead woman she is by the laparoscopic Grey Method, which Cristina was supposed to assist with, but she yelled at an annoying kid in the pit and Bailey wiped her name of the board." Meredith explained, while swallowing her 6th tequila shot.
Izzie shrugged apologetically at the bartender while she took a sip from her Mojito. "Joe, do I have dirty in my eyes?"
A big grin appeared on the man's face. "Only when he's with you." He motioned with his head to Alex Karev, who had just entered the bar and was walking towards his fellow interns.
Izzie sighed.
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"I'm serious. We were celebrating Christmas at my mother's and suddenly Nancy looks at Mark's date and says; So, is he still as good in bed as he used to be?; and then they all started discussing whether or not he was. That's the last time I spoke to him." Derek took another sip of his brandy.
He was sitting next to Addison on a sofa in the Webber's living room.
"So you're saying that you've been mad at him for five years for something that happened at least 15 years ago." Richard was not one to hold a grudge against someone, and he had no sisters.
"I might want to add that we haven't seen him in five years. He moved away short afterwards and nobody heard of him after that." Addison explained. She was sure that Derek wouldn't have held that grudge if Mark had stayed in Manhattan. "He's also mad because Mark never told him.
Her husband sighed, but decided not to react on the comment.
"Did you hear they call him McSteamy?" Addison mentioned while getting up and serving everyone to some more coffee.
Richard shook his head. "It's Bailey's interns who started all that. They call it McNaming." A mischievous smile appeared on his face. "You have them too, you know."
The couple looked surprised at their boss. "We have nicknames?"
Richard nodded. "I overheard Meredith Grey talking to George O'Malley about the McPerfects and then nurse Debbie spent a whole blogpost on your arrival titled; Mr and Mrs Perfect, McDreamy and McHot."
Addison frowned. "Who is nurse Debbie?"
"Who cares. Who's McDreamy and who's McHot?" Derek interrupted.
"Derek, I'm McHot, obviously, women don't name women McDreamy." Addison looked smugly at her husband. "The interns think I'm hot."
"The interns think that I'm McDreamy." Derek shot back.
"You never answered my question." Addison suddenly mentioned to Richard, who looked at her, confused. "Nurse Debbie."
Richard nodded. "She's a nurse who has this blog where she writes about the hospital gossip."
"Is that even legal?" Derek asked.
Richard shrugged. "I don't know, but it's hugely popular. You should really be careful with what you do in my hospital."
Addison shot an angry look at Derek, who immediately understood what she meant by it, and by the looks of Richard's face, he knew it too.
"Okay, what's going on between the three of you?" Adèle demanded to know. "I read the blog, so I'm going to find out anyway."
"Meredith Grey walked in on us." Derek confessed as if he was a little boy, which earned him a nudging from his wife.
"In an on-call room." Richard added.
Adèle just grinned. "At least you guys are happy."
Richard shook his head. "That's not the point. They are supposed to set an example for the interns and they're bad enough as it is. I don't want another syphilis outbreak among my staff."
"Syphilis?"
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"So, I was thinking, when I finish this drink, maybe we could go back to my place?" Izzie whispered to Alex, who smiled smugly.
"Why are you guys whispering, we know you're going to have sex." Meredith slurred. "Hot sssschteamy sex."
"Maybe we should take her with us." Alex suggested. "Before she does something stupid."
"What, like take some inappropriate guy home?" Cristina suggested.
"She's even too drunk to do that, sad really, like finding the Shepherd in bed together is such a big deal." Alex just didn't see the problem.
"Come on, Mer, we're going home." Izzie told her friend.
Together with Alex she got Meredith off her bar stool, told Joe to charge everything to her bill and pushed her on the backseat of Alex's car, where she instantly fell asleep.
Arriving at the house, Izzie went to open the door while Alex woke Meredith up and helped her get inside.
"Alex? Are you my inappropriate guy?" The drunk intern asked surprised, finding herself lying in her friend's arms.
"No, Meredith, I'm Izzie's appropriate guy, I'm just getting you to bed."
Meredith giggled and mumbled something that resembled "Good."
"Just drop her on the couch." Izzie told Alex as she let him in and showed him the living room.
Meredith was fast asleep the moment her head hit the pillow on the couch. Alex smiled and turned to Izzie.
"So, where exactly is your bedroom?" Izzie took his hand to show him, but he pulled her closely into a deep kiss, before she knew it, he had lifted her up into the air and she had wrapped her legs around his body.
"Second door on the left." She whispered in his ear as he carried her up the stairs.
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"Can I get some waej?" The five-year-old appeared in the doorway of the living room, thumb in her mouth, causing an abrupt stop to the laughter of the four adults.
"Sure honey, I'll go get you some water." Adèle stood up to get some, but Addison motioned her to remain seated.
Lucy crawled on to her father's lap and rested her little head on his chest.
"Did we wake you up, honey?" Derek asked her. The girl shook her head. "Dweam."
Addison stroked her daughter's head. "We're going home, honey."
The foursome got up and moved to the hallway, Derek carried Lucy, who had already fallen asleep again.
"Thanks for coming, and bringing them with you." Adèle told Addison as she hugged her goodbye.
"My pleasure, Adèle, thanks for keeping Lucy." Addison helped Derek put Lucy's coat on without waking her up again.
"Do you have the car keys?" Derek asked his wife, who jingled them in front of his face.
"I'll see you two tomorrow." Richard said, kissing Addison on the cheek and shaking Derek's free hand.
And with that, the Shepherd's walked to their car and put their little girl in her booster seat.
"I still can't believe we made that." Derek told his wife silently as he looked into his rear view mirror at his sleeping daughter.
Addison smiled. "Do you remember the first night we took her home?"
Derek grinned, how could he ever forget that. "She had kept us up all night."
"And then you took her from her cot and sang that ridiculous song and afterwards she wouldn't sleep without someone singing it to her." Addison would never forget the view of him standing in the nursery, rocking Lucy.
"I'll go, you just try to get some sleep." He told his wife as she stared at the ceiling, wide awake. Get some sleep, who was he kidding? The baby hadn't slept longer than half an hour since they'd put her to bed that evening. It wasn't such abnormal behaviour, sure, but that didn't mean it wasn't exhausting. In the hospital she hadn't cried that much, which made it harder.
Derek walked into the nursery and lifted the crying baby out of her cot. She was red from crying. He rocked her and stroked her little head. "Hey, I'm here now, Lucy, don't worry. Ssch."
"Hey baby why are you crying
You're exhausted from all
That excitement and
Mommy's tired and daddy too
And we love you too"
The baby calmed down and stared at him with her big blue eyes, red from screaming her tiny lungs out. He let out a little sigh of relief.
"But you must understand
That you don't have to be scared
We'll be here for you
Just go back to sleep"
Lucy put her thumb in her mouth, she had rejected pacifiers from the beginning, and closed her eyes.
"And in the morning sun
We'll still love you as much
As I love your mom
So please just sleep
Through the two hours
Left of the night"
Derek Shepherd was still amazed at that little creature finally sleeping in his arms.
"You got her to sleep." A silent whisper came from the door. Derek looked up.
"She likes my singing." Addison smiled.
"Let's get some sleep." Derek watched her turn around and go back into their bedroom, across the hall of the nursery and dropping herself on the bed. When had he ever deserved such a beautiful wife and such a perfect baby? He smiled, kissed the baby on her forehead and carefully put her back in her cot. He went back into his bedroom and lay down next to his wife and put his arm around her body.
"She's perfect. Just like you." He whispered.
"I love you, Derek Shepherd."
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Okay, so that was extremely fluffy, but I warned you guys, this is a very fluffy story. And yes, I gave in a little sooner than I imagined and made Izzie agree to have hot steaming sex with Alex, which you guys can imagine for yourselves, I don't write good sex scenes, I'd rather just insinuate :p Meredith reaction may have been a bit over the top, but then again, she's more upset that Addie and Derek are so McPerfect, she wants to have a McPerfect family too…
