Hey guys! Thnx for reviewing and favorting and all that jazz! I hope you like this chapter, but honestly, I am in LOVE with my first chapter and I like this chapter, but I don't think that it lives up to Ch. 1's expectations lol :)

Disclaimer: No I don't own iCarly....If you thought that you're....you're a dumb homeless guy!

Chapter 2: iLove You Sam

"What are you looking at Fudgeface?" Sam asked me when I walked in the Shay's apartement. She was sprawled out on their couch eating a buffalo wing. I rolled my eyes at her and told her that "I was just going upstairs to install a new editing software."

"Good. That way I won't be having to look at uglyness all day long." She stared at me eyebrows raised as if expecting me to say something witty back.

As I went up the Shay's stairs I thought of Sam praking me. For years now I have found it odd that I've never REALLY tried to get Sam back. Well, there was that one time, with the dead fish. I cringed at the thought. That day, she had me pinned against the kitchen table here, AND she had told everyone I'd never kissed anyone. It did end up working out in the end, but she still continued to toture me everyday. After I installed the software, I stood by the laptop and thought a little bit. I really wanted to get her back.

Oh, I know! I could steal her ham in her fridge. I thought. No. Nevermind. There'd be no Freddie Benson the next day. I thought a little while more and finally had the greatest idea. I took the elevator down, but it got stuck. "Oh CUPCAKES!" I yelled.

At school I smiled deviously at Sam who came up to me and asked...no TOLD me....to give her my homework so she could copy off of it. HERE'S where I can start this little joke I thought, Wow. Cheesy line. "Sure." I replied happily to her.

Sam looked confused and squinted her eyes directly at me, "What kind of chiz are you so happy about? Did Carly finally tell you she loves you?"

I almost smirked at what I said next, "No. I just love staring at your pretty face."

"Ok Benson. If you're trying to be sarcastic, I will seriously break your lips." She growled at me, gripping her Starbucks coffee tightly.

I looked deeply in her eyes, trying hard not to laugh. This will really throw her over the edge. I thought. "Has anyone ever told you that you have the most beautiful icy blue eyes?"

She nearly choked on her coffee while trying to interpret what I just said. "WHAT!" She partially asked-partially yelled at me.

"You're the most beautiful girl I've ever met."

"Ok that does it!" she exclaimed gripping my collar and pulling me towards her. At the same time, Carly ran up with wide eyes yelling, "What's the problem?"

"This dork is in LOVE with me!" She told Carly.

"Psh! How could I be in love with THAT!" I said nudging my head towards the blond-haired demon who I had just tricked.

"Well you SEEMED to be in love with it when you were calling me beautiful, which BY THE WAY NEVER call me that again or you will lose a body part!"

"I never said that." I said slowly, convincing Carly that Sam had gone wacko.

"Sam?" Carly asked very slowly.

"Yeah?" Sam replied, scowling at me.

"I think you ate a wee bit too much foreign bacon at my house the other day."

"Nuh-uh Carls! He really said all of that! He's just being a dork!"

"I never said ANYTHING like that." I told Sam, looking her straight in the eyes.

Carly and I kept going back and forth with Sam until the bell rang. Carly hurried to class and I slowly walked by the blond girl and whispered, "Gotcha." Sam glared at me and started strangling me. After a while of choking and sputtering for help, Gibby walked by and said some pretty amazing words that I should live by, "Some people never learn."

ot the greatest chatpter...I know, but hey.... I'm better at writing for Sam than I am for Freddie....maybe next Chapter will be in Sam's POV. hmm.......