Hey,Hey peoples.....Short Chapter, but I wanted to update and had projects and papers for school...I hope you guys like. This chapter is in Sam's POV :)

Disclaimer: No people. You THINK I own iCarly. Well you thunked? YEAH! You thunked wrong!

Chapter 3: iReason With Carly

Sam's POV

"No Sam. I'm not getting involved in this dirty little prank war thing between you and Freddie." My best friend stared back at me, standing her ground.

"C'mon Carls! You know what he did to me?" I told her staring into her eyes. I took a step forward and grabbed her by her shoulders, "He told me he loved me, Carly! He said I had BEAUT-I-FUL I-CY EYES!" I yelled, shaking Carly with every syllable of the phrase "beautiful icy eyes". "No NORMAL dork messes with ME like that!" I said, letting go of Carly's shoulders and forming fists.

"Well, normal FRIEND tries to kill my shoulders." Carly sarcastically said, rubbing where I just held her.

"Please? "

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"I said NO, woman!"

"But Carly," I whined.

"Fine," she sighed, "but ONLY if you stop raiding my fridge for a week."

What! No nothing from her fridge? She's got to be kidding me! I live off of that thing!

"A day!" I tried to reason with her.

"Five days!"

"TWO!"

"Five!"

"Say four, and you've got a deal!"

Carly laughed and said, "Fine. Four."

I smirked and said, "Fredwart better say his prayers."

"First trying to strangle my shoulders, now saying cheesy one-liners?" she giggled. "Are you in some kind of B-list horror-comedy film?"

I laughed, "That's what I'm aiming for Carls."

I told Carly the plan, but she almost didn't go through with it. After I told her the part about leaning in and ALMOST kissing Freddie, she flipped.

"You don't have to really kiss the dweeb! God, do you think I'm gonna torture you? You just lean in and go BWEH in an annoying voice."

"No Sam!" Carly stared at me with her arms crossed.

I tried to think of things I could use to persuade her. I could buy her that necklace she wanted. I shook my head. No, it's $29.99. Too expensive for my liking. I mean seriously, I would probably "borrow" it and keep it somewhere anyway. Then I'd find it a month later and wear it. She'd see it on me and tell me it's her's, and then we would fight. Carly doesn't want to get in a fight now does she! I thought some more and did the only non-expensive thing I knew how to do.

"PLEASE CARLS!" I threw myelf on the ground and pounded the floor.

She sighed and pressed her tounge to her cheek,"Fine! But when I need you to trick a friend into thinking you like him again only to go BWEH in their face," Carly said in a serious tone , "you BETTER do it."

"When did you turn into my mother?"

"I didn't. Your mom would probably say 'I don't give a freckle!' then roll over and watch some reality-dating show."

I smiled, "You know my mom so well."

Yeah.... just 489 words *sadface* but I'm working on the next chapter that involves the prank with Carly ;) It's gonna be a longer one so I hope it makes up for these short ones. I need some R & R guys! And NO, that does NOT mean Rest and Relaxation...READ AND REVIEW!!!!