Title: Ren'Ai

Rating: T (Suggestive terms)

Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei x Kira Izuru

Preview: "Rangiku… I don't think that this would be the best way to advertise this magazine…"

Warnings/Personal Thoughts: My thoughts again, something fun I thought up based on that one omake(?) were Rangiku had the camera and had Shuuhei and Izuru posing for her.

Prompt: 095. Advertisement

"Come on guys! Cheer up!" Rangiku chirped happily.

Shuuhei gave her a critical look "You're not the one who has to do these poses Rangiku."

The two started slightly arguing about some of the photos she wanted himself and Shuuhei to do. However Izuru was hoping in some miracle that Shuuhei could persuade Rangiku to let them go. Knowing that was impossible though because it's Rangiku and convincing her out of something she's into is the day the sky is going to fall. Deciding he was getting bored of being left in the dark, he stole the rough script of what she wanted them to do from Shuuhei's hand. And looked at the cover which read… "Ren'Ai"… Flipping to the next page he noticed the small writing at the back of the page. Obviously just for mental note and not for the actually release.

"Ren'ai stands for 'love, love-making, passion, emotion, affections' "

Izuru couldn't help but let a blush spread to his face, these were some pretty passionate terms. Izuru couldn't help but wonder what Rangiku could have in store for them with this kind of title. He truthfully was camera shy and having to pose with some girl in some romantic pose was making him feel sick. He had never been in a relationship before and truthfully was never planning on it. Izuru couldn't shake the feeling that they'd just use him and throw him away.

I mean really who would want to date him? He was nothing compared to the other fukutaichous. He was weak, he was scrawny looking, and he has been described on multiple occasions of looking like a kicked puppy. So there was no way anyone would be interested in him. I mean, compare himself to Shuuhei who's strong and fast, built physic, probably one of the strongest fukutaichous there is. On top of that he's handsome, he possesses natural leader ship quality, he's got the bad guy-type look, and he's a really nice guy.

Knowing him for so long, Izuru has also noted that Shuuhei had commented that he would love to be affectionate to the one he loves. So he'll even treat you right, he was everything that Izuru wanted to be. However now was not the time to be self-pitying, now was the time to look at what he's going to have to prepare himself to do. So he began to look through the rough sketches that Rangiku had put together. The backgrounds she had were… nice… but as he flipped through the poses he could feel himself becoming more and more embarrassed.

There were so many embarrassing ones and Izuru had figured out along the way that she expected him and Shuuhei to do those poses. Some of them weren't innocent at all, like the one were he's suppose to put his mouth on Shuuhei's finger. There's also ones were Shuuhei's towering above him, kissing his neck, kissing his chest. Hell, she even expected them to French in one of these photos. Izuru had never kissed someone before, so technically this would be his first if she convinced them.

Losing his first kiss didn't bother Izuru at all because it wasn't important to him but he knew for a fact he can't initiate a kiss. During one of the times he'd been forced to play spin the bottle, he had tried to kiss that girl but couldn't muster it and ended up leaving abruptly after that. Why he couldn't do it, he didn't know, he just felt awkward in doing so. He couldn't take his eyes away from the last page which was suppose to have the two of them naked, Shuuhei laying on him, frenching and Shuuhei's hand traveling… you know what no… just no… he wasn't seeing this…

"Come on, Izuru's getting excited over this~."

Izuru's head snapped up at the sound of his name to look at the two and realized just how much blood was in his face. Shuuhei just shot Rangiku another critical look.

"He's dying from embarrassment, not hot under the collar like you're thinking."

"Maybe you should go check Shuuhei-kun~."

"Rangiku!"

Izuru had a feeling he was going to faint today from all the blood rushing to his head.

A/N: This is probably my sad attempt at humor, not so good at that, I'm more of a sad writer so sorry for this one. It amused me at the very least, so I hope I can at least make someone smile at this little fic.