Disclaimer: I have under no circumstances own anything but the plot of this story. Any characters in this story (unless stated in the new 'Author Notes' at the end of the chapter) are property of Disney.

O.K. just so everyones clear...I wrote the party scene after I saw an ad to ban gay-marriage in the U.S. and I am an avid supporter of gay marriage and I kinda wanted to show that by incorporating homosexuality into it...although I do not support incest it does involve it...I also do not own Phineas and Ferb, I have just manipulated them!

OMFG...LMFAO! It's been way too long since I've uploaded a chapter... and I am way sorry about that! But I promise I'll be able to up load more later! A.K.A. my down time between class and work. So here's...

Chapter Eight:

Day One on Land

Sora and Ariel now had their legs. Ariel had a little trouble walking at first having never put pressure on them. But soon Ariel got the hang of it ad gained some stability and began to walk like a toddler, stumbling.

"Look at her! She's human, she's got leg's, she can barely walk, and she's got to get dat prince to kiss her! It's gonna be a close one I tell you dat." said Sebastian to Flounder.

"Well give her a chance" said Sora. "If she tries hard enough, she can do it!"

"It's gonna take a miracle if it happens." replied Flounder.

"Well she has the first part done." said Sora

"What is dat?" asked Sebastian.

"Getting dressed! What else?" joked Sora.

By this time Ariel was almost walking like a normal human being, with a few stumbles here and there. Above all that she got the hang of putting one foot in front of the other. She had gotten tired and got on top of a rock and rested.

"What would her father say if he knew?" asked Sebastian.

"What would he say?" pondered Sora.

"I'll tell you what her father'd say, he'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab, that's what her father'd say!" screamed Sebastian.

"Don't get your claws in a bunch!" said Flounder. "I know Ariel, she'll be able to do it!"

"We hope!" said Sora. And Flounder shot him a dirty look. All of a sudden they a heard a bark of a familiar shaggy dog.

"Max!" mouthed Ariel, not realizing that she couldn't yell at him.

"What is that?" asked Sebastian.

"That is Max." said Sora.

Max had smelled a familiar scent. And followed his nose to the now humanized Ariel. And she could hear Prince Eric's all to soothing voice.

"I hear that voice everywhere. I can't get it out of my head. I've looked for her everywhere, Kairi - where could she be?" said Eric

"She's probably right under your nose and you just don't know it!" said Kairi. "Don't worry you'll find her!"

"I hope your right." said Eric. "MAX!!" called Eric trying to find his dog. He turned the corner and saw him licking the used to be mermaid. "Max... Max? Max! What's gotten into you fella?" asked Eric. "Oh, I see. Are you O.K., miss? I'm sorry if this knucklehead scared you. He's harmless, really -... you... seem very familiar... to me. Have we met? We have met?"

"There you are!" said Sora trying to sound like they were related. Ariel just put her hand to her head and pushed him away, and shook her head 'no' to answer the prince.

"What's your name?" asked Eric. Ariel tried to say her name but notthing came out. At this time Kairi turned the corner and walked over to Eric and Ariel, and noticed Sora but didn't say anything. Sora had looked up just to see the back of his head, and knew instantly that, that was the head of his mystery crush.

"What's wrong? What is it? You can't speak?" he asked

"Oh. Then you couldn't be who I thought." said Eric What is it? You're hurt? No, No... You need help." Eric tried to guess but all she could so was fall right into his arms.

"Whoa, whoa, careful - careful - easy. Gee, you must have really been through something. Don't worry, I'll help you. Come on... come on, you'll be okay. Let me take you to Carlotta, she'll get you cleaned up, and presentable"

Sora couldn't believe Kairi was here and she died her hair to match Rikku's! "She's as beautiful as I remember" Sora thought. "But why did she dye her hair?". And with that he jumped up and ran after the others.

"Wait up!" he yelled, not wanting to be left behind.

"Well hurry up!" Kairi yelled back.

Back in the palace

We see Ariel playing with the bubbles in a salmon-pink shell-shaped tub.

"Washed up from a shipwreck I hear? Must have been an exceptional ordeal!" Carlotta asked the bathing princess, Ariel nodded. "Well It happens quite a bit." she says while picking up Ariel's 'dress'. "I'll just have this washed up for you." and with that she was gone from the bathroom.

Carlotta starts to go down the stairway to the 'washroom' outside. There stood three other women; a washer, a dryer, and a presser. Each one more unattractive than the last.

"The princess needs these washed girls!" cried Carlotta.

"You got it Miss Carlotta." said the first woman.

After the one woman took the basket and started an incoherent gossipy conversation with the other women, about Ariel. And poor Sebastian was caught being manhandled by each of the three women and finally being pressed flat by the presser, who was the strongest and most forceful of the three.

"Why madam... why I never!" yelled Sebastian as loud as he could without blowing his existence. Soon after being squished like a pancake, the wind picked up, and blew him into an open window. He heard a noticeable song being hummed by French man to himself, cooking seafood. After seeing this he fainted and was out cold. Eric, Kairi, and Grimsby were in the dining room talking and waiting for dinner.

"Eric, please see the side of reason!" begged Grimsby.

"There is no reason to this sort of thing!" Kairi snapped at Grimsby. "Love is a complex thing... it works in mysterious ways. Once your in love there's no denying it."

"Yah Grims, I know she isn't from here. I saw her on the side of the ship the night of the storm."

"Eric, please listen to reason." begged Grimsby again, but Eric wasn't listening. His attention was directed to Ariel, who came into the room wearing a pink flowing gown.

"She is gorgeous" agreed Eric and Kairi together. Then Kairi got up and brought Ariel to her seat, right next to Eric and an empty seat, then Kairi. Kairi muttered something to Ariel, and she heard it perfectly, and she was in an utter state of shock.

"I know you're a mermaid! I've seen you... I've seen your tail... give yourself up, your secret will be blown... it's inevitable. Just accept defeat now and save yourself the embarrassment." whispered Kairi,and left Ariel speechless.

"Grimsby. I'm telling you, she was R-E-A-L real! I'm gonna find her, I'm gonna find her, find her and marry her, you'll see Grims." said Eric.

"Yes Eric you do that." sneered Grimsby, pointing his attention to Ariel. "Are you hungry?"

All Ariel could do is nod. Staring at the 'dinglehopper' and started brushing her hair with it. After looking at the dumbfounded faces, she knew she was doing something wrong, but she didn't know quite what.

"Carlotta What would be tonight's dinner? Our young guest is famished I am sure." said Grimsby.

"Oooh, you're gonna love it. Chef's been fixing his specialty, stuffed crab." Ariel wasn't too happy about that considering she came from the sea.

"Yes Ariel," said Eric, "you'll love Louis stuffed crab! They are delicious."

But all Ariel could do is sneer at the thought of eating her fellow fish folk. Eric noticed that she was uncomfortable it and offered her a salad. She eagerly agreed.

"Carlotta?" asked Eric. "Can we cancel one of those crabs? Our young visitor doesn't like crab. My hunch is she is allergic." he looked at Ariel. She looked confused. "what is allergic? Well smile and nod, that usually works home." she nodded yes and smiled.

"Oh I am sure Louis will understand." said Carlotta, "Louis!! LOUIS!! CANCEL ONE OF THOSE CRABS!" she screamed and scurried out.

"So Eric where did you say what happened when you first saw your mystery woman? asked Kairi.

"I can't remember after the ship sank, but, after I arrived on land, and came to, she was gone. Almost as if she swam away into the deep blue."

"Eric, please, nice young ladies just don't swim around rescuing people in the middle of the ocean and then flutter off into oblivion, like some kind of genie." said Grimsby.

"You know he's right Eric, I thinks you've swallowed a tad too much salty water." joked Kairi.

"I'm back!" exclaimed Carlotta as she trotted back into the dining room.

At that moment Ariel spotted the pipe Grimsby had been smoking, and her face lit up.

"Do you like it?" asked Grimsby. "It is rather old, would you like to see it?"

Ariel nodded her head yes, and Grimsby handed it over to the young maiden. She then blew on the end, and the contents flew out and covered Grimsby's face. Eric started to laugh at his misfortune.

"Why, Eric, that's the first time I've seen you smile in weeks." observed Carlotta. Kairi had pulled out her handkerchief and politely handed it to Grimsby.

"Here Grims..." said Kairi holding back a chuckle.

"Oh, very amusing." said an annoyed old man.

All of a sudden they heard a loud crash from the kitchen.

"I'll just go see what Louis is up to. He-he-heee" Carlotta nervously left the room for the kitchen.

"You know, Eric, perhaps our young guest might enjoy seeing some of the sights of the kingdom. Something in the way of a tour?" asked Grimsby.

"Uhh...only if she wants to. How about it, do you want to take a tour? With me?" asked Eric.

Ariel shyly but graciously accepted.

"Eric why not something tonight? Perhaps a party? On the beach?" asked Grimsby. Out of nowhere Sora bursted into the room.

"ARIEL...PRINCE ERIC...Kairi?" shouted Sora.

"Young man! How dare you barge in here! Unannounced and-" shouted Carlotta.

"Carlotta, its O.K. he's with me." said Kairi.

"Yes Miss. Kairi. A friend of yours is always welcome here." said Carlotta. "Will you be having dinner with us?" she asked.

"Can I?" Sora asked Eric.

Eric nods yes and Sora sat in-between Ariel and Kairi. Ariel had some sense of relief once Sora sat down, relief that Kairi could not say things to Ariel. Relief that Kairi couldn't contemplate coming between her and Eric. And relief that her friend could distract the seemingly nice seventeen year old girl.

"LOUIS! PUT THAT CRAB BACK ON! WE HAVE ANOTHER GUEST!" shouted Carlotta, now exhausted from the constant dinner changes.

"Now young man, what made you come in here all excited like?" asked the prince.

"Well I saw these people setting up for a party...and I wanted to know if Ariel to come. Well do ya?" he asked Ariel. "It's only about ten minutes from here on foot." he added.

"Eric..." started Grimsby, "why don't you and, Ariel?" he asked to see if he got the right pronunciation, and she shook her head yes, and he continued, "you and, Ariel go and have a good time..." Ariel was overly excited and gave Eric the puppy-dog eyes she always used and it just so happened to work on Eric.

"Alright we can go..." said Eric.

"Hey Kairi do you want to go?" asked Sora.

"Um I have to see about that, you disappear for three years and you show up with her, and expect me to let you take me to a party? But seeing that I love parties you have only one more chance...don't blow it!" said Kairi almost sarcastically.

"It's settled we leave after dinner!" said Eric.

Several Hours Later

They reached their destination just to hear one of the teenagers do a un-song, for it was obvious that he was so wasted. What they could peice together it sounded like... "Lisin'up people and i teach ya, bout Phineas 'n' Ferb and da back yard beach ya. Every monin' Phineas he gonna say(say)brother wacha gonna do today? Now you see we're havin' fun playin' under da sun and get in line, get in line cause the wet ski's runnin. a backyard beach, a backyard beach, nothin' outta reach we got the backyard beach! You can change in a broken hut, drink otta a coconut, three games for a token but da rest is free! You got ski 'n' parasailing, surfing in da flalin' your contacts needs saline or else you cant see you got the backyard beach. The backyard beach nottin' outta reach, got the back yard beach. Got the back yard beach, the backyard beach don't fall into da breach, got da back yard beach!" and the taller one, Ferb, dropped the microphone and walked over to Phineas.

"Hey bro...you di daw some!" said Phineas.

"Well i twa-a z alll fo ryou." said Ferb. And with that they embraced in a long passionate kiss that only drunkenness can evoke.

Over across the way we see Ariel and Eric, and Sora and Kairi were in a heated battle of beer-pong.

"We Win!!" shouted Eric loud enough for him and Ariel combined.

"N-n-n-o- f-f-air!" stuttered and slurred Sora. "I wan ta rea-match-a!" Ariel let out a large yawn and gained the sympathy of Sora. "Well maybe not tonight...it looks like Ariel is gonna puke!"

"Well-a-you ladies peas ex-squeeze me...I'm-a gonna go get-a me some liquorita!!!" said Kairi, and with that she left the boys to decide what to do with the now intoxicated princess.

"Let me take her back to the castle...I'm sure Carlotta could help her." and with that they left. On the way back Ariel puked a couple times and fell asleep. Back at the party Sora was getting as lucky as Prince Eric that night. Both women consented to a round of sex. Where Eric and Ariel had more consensual sex more like a married couple Sora was a bit different, they were all out...doing it doggy-style on the beach in-front of about thirty-some odd drunken people.

"Ya-hoo!! Faster Sora!" and a few "yah man" was rising from the crowd and he exploded soon after, but pulled out before he was done, and fell asleep on the beach with not only Kairi but both Phineas and Ferb...Kairi on top each boys on each side of him...all as naked as the day they were born.

Anyway back at the castle the mute Ariel had just had her first orgasm and Eric followed dinner suit. But this was only the first night. There were two left, and many more nights like this one but not as drunken.

Author's Note

Quick Vocab lesson.....

ex-squeeze- another way to say excuse me
liquorita-another way to say liquor

Preview for Chapter Nine: Ariel is now up on land, she meets her prince in her bed, Kairi freaks out beacuse she is naked on the beach...her boyfriend with the second chance is holding two naked 16 yr. old boys...he waes up and freaks...and I umm don't know! But Donald and Goofy find Sora. But Day two is next!

Sampling of What's left: Day three, Ariel finding out Sora's little secret, Ursula becomes human to sabotage Ariel's mission, the wedding of Ursula and Eric, the death of Ursula, and Ariel's and Eric's wedding. then on to The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea.

Until Next Chapter: I'm Phillip signing off!