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Chapter Nine:
Day Two On Land
This morning was the first morning. This morning was a horrible morning. Ariel had woke up with a huge pain in the back of her head. The dreaded hangover of doom. She not having one before, she just wanted to go away and go back were the temptation was minimal, and alcohol was non-existent. But at the moment there was something bugging her, a warm breath at the back of her neck and a pain in her side. What it was she didn't know, and why was there a warm breath tickling the back of her neck. She opened her right eye and it was brutal, there was a million sensations of pain but being the person she was sucked it up and woke up to find Eric besides her, and his morning wood in her side.
She was scared. She was scared for two reasons, one: she couldn't remember last night and two: Eric's erect member was a new concept to the young mer-princess. She would have screamed, but what use would it have done? She was mute and she knew it. The idea of screaming would have sounded good as a way to have some form of closure. She didn't know what had happened. The last thing she could remember was going to a party hosted by two little teenagers.
"What was those names again? Oh well it doesn't matter...I'd better get up, Eric's body is hurting" thought Ariel. She turned around and went to get up. Once she stood up there was a strong pain around where she once had her tail had been. The pain was brand new to her. It was so intense she plopped down on the bed clutching her head with one hand and her vagina with the other. The headache was tolerable. This combination on the other hand was nothing she could handle. She felt a stir on the other side of her. It was Eric and he was waking up.
"Umm Ariel, I'm very sorry for what happened last night. I see your in pain, I'll tell Louis to make you the h-tonic, we can go see the kingdom if you're up to it later..." Ariel didn't respond for reasons obvious.
Ariel rolled over and got out of her bed and left to go to the shell shaped tub. As she turned on the water to the shower she heard a creak from the door. As Ariel turned around she grabbed the nearest towel to shield her exposed frame.
"Madame, le prince me dit de faire ça. Soit dit en passant, il fonctionne mieux si elle est ingérée dans la présence de vapeur." said the french chef Louis.
He left Ariel to her bidding. She grabbed the glass and slipped into the tub, the hot water engulfed her body in it's entirety. She felt the water swirl around her body. The water is steaming releasing cleansing vapors that has a hint of lavender and jasmine. She lifted her glass and plugged her nose for she expected the worse. The liquid ran over her tongue and slid down her thought. To her surprise, after relinquishing her nose, the strange liquid had a pleasant taste had lingered after the physical liquid was gone. Back on the beach Kairi and Sora were arguing.
"But Kairi, I'm sorry! I wasn't myself! I was under the influence, I didn't mean it! Please forgive me..." pleaded Sora.
"Sora, I gave you one too many chances, and I can't trust your relationship promises anymore!" shouted Kairi.
"Kairi...I'm sorry..." said Sora starting to cry.
"Sora I'm sorry but..." said Kairi tearing up and running away from Sora in disapproval. "I have to go...I'll see you later." and with that she left with a face full of tears.
Sora grabbed his briefs and the rest of his clothes, put them on, and worked his way up to the castle to see Ariel and Eric get in a horse-drawn chariot.
"Ariel Where are you going?" asked Sora. Ariel looked at him with a look of 'What's wrong with you? You know I can't speak!'
"Were going to see the kingdom, would you like to come?" asked Eric hoping and implying a 'No, thank you' response. No such luck.
"I would love to. It would probably take my mind off Kairi. Let me change...it will take me but a minute, just wait right here." and he ran up into the castle.
"Damn boy!" said Eric under his breath.
Sora came running out of the castle in a blue shirt covered in a green zip-up sweater and black super-skinny skinny jeans. Only being thirteen years old, his package was nicely hidden. He climbed into the back seat and Eric got the horses going and rode off into the horizon.
They traveled a while and came over a bridge about forty feet long. Sora noticed movement in the water and saw a small little yellow blob. It was Flounder!
"Psst...Sora! Look down here, look at me! Sora?! Sora!" said Founder in a whispering shout.
"Hey Flounder, what's up, is there anything wrong?"
"Everyone is worried. The king wants answers. He also arranged a marriage for her and you with distant merfolk from a distant sub-kingdom." said Flounder
"Really? Is she pretty?" asked Sora. "Fuck!" he whispered.
"What?"
"I told Kairi I would change, and not follow my dick! Please tell King Triton that I can't marry her, I have someone else."
"O.K., I will..." and Flounder started to swim away but he needed more information. "Did Ariel and the Prince kiss yet?"
"No not yet!" said Sora
"They better hurry up...they only have a day left!" said Flounder.
"Yah I know, I do to remember! I was affected by the same spell, I have my voice however."
The three of them soon got to a festival. There was dancing and shouting and of course music. They tied up the horses and worked their way into the festival. Ariel was mesmerized by everything, she was like a kid in a candy shop. Sora on the other hand was not as captivated as Ariel was for he had seen this sort of thing before. Sora left to go look on his own. He soon heard a angry sort of squak and then a "Ahhhhh-hooo-hooo-hooo!" and then saw a small duck with a small stick chase after a lanky dog pushing a medium sized rock. They looked all too familiar. Sora has to think in the deep recesses of his mind.
"Donald...Goofy!" he shouted.
"Sorwa!" shouted Donald.
"A-Hyuck! Hiya little buddy! Where were you? We wers gettin worried 'bout chya!" said Goofy.
"Well after we got stuck in the whirlpool I got seperated from you and couldn't find you! However I did catch back up with Ariel and King Triton was kind enough to let me stay in the palace."
"Lets go then!" said Donald
"Donald, I'd love to but I only have one more day as a human! Sea-witches words not mine!"
"What?!?" asked Donald and Goofy.
"Why Sora, why?" asked Goffy.
"To help Ariel. She wanted to be human so badly, she traded her voice to her for legs and has till tomorrow's sunset to kiss the prince...the kiss of true love. I got to go, come to the palace tonight and we will try for this kiss even harder than ever if it doesnt happen tonight. I called the dock and had a boat set up for Ariel and Eric to try to kindle the romance. Bye! I'll see you later!"
With that Sora ran off and corralled Ariel and Eric and dragged them to the dock. Eric noticed the boat was only big enough for two people. Sora planned it so that Ariel and Eric would be alone on the ride around the lagoon. Eric and Ariel got in and started out to the middle of the lagoon.
"Scuttle you're a bird right?" asked Sora mischievously.
"Umm...let me think. Am I? Yes I am, why do you ask?"
"You should go and sing to the 'love-birds' can you do that?"
"Yes I can!" said Scuttle, he then flies over to the nearest branch and starts singing, badly very badly in fact. Not only did Sebastian get annoyed but so did Sora.
"We gotta fix this Sebastian!"
"I was thinkin de same ting man!" said the crab "This should do the trick!" and with that he struck up a choir from nature.
"First, we got to create the mood. Percussion. . . . Strings. . . . Winds. . . . Words. . . . There you see her, Sitting there across the way. She don't got a lot to say but there's something about her. And you don't know why but you're dying to try, you wanna kiss the girl.
"Did you hear something?" asked Eric
"Yes, you want her. Look at her, you know you do. Possible she wants you too there is one way to ask her. It don't take a word not a single word go on and kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la my oh my Look like the boy too shy, ain't gonna kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la ain't that sad? Ain't it a shame? Too bad, he gonna miss the girl!"
"Now's your moment Floating in a blue lagoon Boy you better do it soon no time will be better. She don't say a word, and she won't say a word until you kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la don't be scared you got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la don't stop now, don't try to hide it how, you want to kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la float along and listen to the song, the song say kiss the girl. Sha la la la la the music play do what the music say you got to kiss the girl. You've got to kiss the girl. You wanna kiss the girl. You've gotta kiss the girl. Go on and kiss the girl." sang Sebastian.
They were inches from each other and the boat tipped over and shoved the two royals into the water. What could have made them tip? It was the gruesome twosome formally known as Flotsam, and Jetsam.
Meanwhile at the sea witche's cavern, she was watching her plan unfurl.
"Nice work, boys. That was a close one. Too close. The little tramp Oh, she's better than I thought. At this rate, he'll be kissing her by sunset for sure. Well, it's time Ursula took matters into her own tentacles Triton's daughter will be mine - and then I'll make him writhe. I'll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook!" screamed Ursula and she started laughing manically.
Author's Note
Quick Vocab lesson:
closure- an act or process of closing
stir- a disturbance or commotion
h-tonic- a tonic or reliever for a hangover
morning wood- an erection that usually happens in the morning
entirety- wholeness or completion
cleansing- clean or purifying
relinquishing- releasing
mesmerized- charmed
mischievously- naughtyly
gruesome- nasty
manically- crazy
French Lesson: Madame, le prince me dit de faire ça. Soit dit en passant, il fonctionne mieux si elle est ingérée dans la présence de vapeur.===Madam, the prince told me to make you this. By the way, it works best if ingested within the presence of steam.
Preview for Chapter Ten: Everything else goes down...tune in to see! ;)
Sampling of What's left: The wedding of Eric and Ursula/Vanessa, the slaying of Ursula and Ariel and Erics wedding then on to the second part
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