Sorry I haven't updated on this story for a while, I've been working on my new story Love or Lies.

Prank Tanya.

A.P.O.V

We were writing out a list of all the stuff she loves this is what we had.

1. Her hair.

2. Her silver Cadillac Converj car.

3. Edward (I wrote this one)

4. Her dignity.

We had put the finishing touches on the plans and were ready to execute them.

Esme had brought some Clone for Emmet a few years ago for his Birthday, but it stunk really badly.

Lucky he had kept it. We had finely found a use for the horrid stuff.

I went down stairs and sat down, Edward sat beside me. But Emmett walked outside to where Tanya was sitting on the deck, and sprayed the Clone on her.

"Ooooo yuck" screamed Tanya as she smelt it.

"What?" Emmett asked, trying hard not to laugh.

"What the hell did you spray on me Emmett?"

"Oh, its only Clone, it makes you smell nicer"

"No you moron, It stinks" Tanya screamed.

"Well it does make you smell better, it's what Barney wears" Emmett lied, showing her the purple bottle we had painted.

Tanya screamed.

"I going to have a shower" she said.

"Ok" Emmett agreed "It up the stairs, the first on the left"

"I KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS YOU IDIOT" shouted Tanya, storming inside.

"What's that smell?" Edward asked waving his hand in front of his nose. It was all part of the plan.

Tanya looked at Edward then ran upstairs looking like she was going to cry. I gave Edward a high-five and went to grab the 'I love Barney' Bumper sticker.

I grabbed the keys to Tanya's car and headed outside.

Emmett was standing next to the car with hundreds of Barney teddy-bears in his arms and purple paint on the ground.

I stuck the 'I love Barney' Bumper sticker on the window- screen and unlocked the car.

We stuffed all the Barney teddy-bears into the back seat but they spilled over into the front anyway, with their little faces pressed against the windows.

Next we got the paint and painted her whole car purple in 2 minutes.

For the finishing touch, I added the Barney Key-ring to the collection she had on her keys.

We were done.

Tanya's screams echoed through the house as she looked in the mirror.

Me, Emmett and Edward were on the ground laughing before the scream even finished. Once we had calmed down, we went inside to see our handy work.

We walked into the bathroom to find Tanya stroking her now purple hair.

"You" She said when she saw us, pointing at me, seething.

"What did you do with your hair Tanya?" Edward asked in disgust.

Emmett and me nodded in agreement.

She looked at us in disbelief.

"You mean you didn't do anything?" she asked.

We shook our heads.

It was my turn.

"What shampoo did you use?" I asked pretending to look concerned.

She pointed the purple bottle that I had put in the shower.

I picked it up.

"Oh this stuff, I was going to use it when I dressed up as Barney on Halloween, but I didn't because I found out it was permanent" I lied.

Tanya put her head in her hands and sobbed. I comforted her as best as I could.

Edward and Emmett stood awkwardly behind me.

"Well at least it matches the Clone and your car" Emmett said when she recovered.

"WHAT ABOUT MY CAR" Tanya screamed.

"Go and see" Emmett replied.

She ran out of the bathroom and we followed her down outside.

As soon as she saw the car she ran to it and broke down in to sobs on the bonnet.

"MY BABY, WHY, WHY. AAAAGGGGGG. I HATE PURPLE" Tanya shouted.

"I didn't know you like Barney this much" Said Emmett.

Tanya lunged at Emmett, he ducked and Tanya slammed into a tree.

She groaned and buried her face in to the dirt.

I walked over to her.

"Don't ever mess with the Cullens clothing" I said before walking away

I know was I to mean. But it had to be harsh.

I don't like Tanya.