Valentine's Day. It kills you slowly from behind. The greatest humiliation in your life!

"But I HAVE to go!" Light yelled dramatically.

"No. There is no way you'll be going there as long as you're chained to me." L replied.

"Misa counts on me." Light almost couldn't say the words, but he had to.

"She's forbidden to go." L said as he couldn't hide his smirk.

"That's it! We are going even if I have to drag you there!" Light said folding his arms.

"I'm stronger than Light-kun. By the way, it's just a Valentine's day party at Light-kun's school. Nothing important." L said.

"It's your school as well. And the nicest part is, you can't come in unless it's a date between a boy and a girl." Light said with a playful smirk.

"I don't see the nice part in it." L said walking away from Light. Light, however, stopped him by pulling at the chain.

"L, tell me, are you in touch with your feminine side?" Light said grinning wide. L gave him a questioning glance.

"I don't know, wh… no! No way Light-kun." L said with a shocked expression on his face. Light's grin grew (if possible) as he walked over to L and grabbed his shoulders.

Meanwhile Matsuda passed the door to Light and L's room. He stopped as he heard weird noises coming from behind the door. He heard things fall, a protesting L and a laughing Light. Matsuda sweatdropped and decided to ignore the two. An hour or two later, Yagami and Watari walked through the hallway. A few inches away from the door to L's and Light's room they stopped when hearing a weird noise. The door flew open and Light (tried) to walk out of it, being pulled back by the chain. Light didn't even noticed his father and Watari standing beside him, he was too busy pulling the chain as hard as he could. Finally the other end of the chain (better known as L) gave in and was pulled out of the room hard. L ended up on top of Light with their faces way too close for his liking. Yagami slapped a hand against his head and Watari's eyes widened as they saw that L was wearing, once again, a skirt. This time it was a red skirt with small yellow stripes that crossed each other. L pushed himself off of Light and pulled his skirt a little lower. Yagami coughed dramatically and the two boys looked up, L is shock, Light in amuse. Light laughed like hell as L's face unfroze in a slight pink blush appearing on his cheeks. Light had also, besides forcing him into a skirt, straightened L's hair a bit so he looked more girly. Light pulled himself up and wrapped an arm around L's shoulders.

"Ryuzaki and me are going to the Valentine's party tonight." Light said proudly. L tried to shake his head but was forced still by Light's hands.

"B-but isn't that were you go with your date? A girl?" Yagami said confused. Light gently pushed his head against L's.

"I have a date." He said grinning wide knowing L wouldn't like this. But L knew better than that! He knew Light was only trying to upset him or was trying for L to shut Light up by leaving together. Instead of arguing, L hooked arms with Light and smiled.

"Yes, we're leaving now. We can't be late for Light-kun's party." And with that, they left. A confused and blinking Yagami and Watari looked after them.

"Why would Ryuzaki go out… with my son… AS A GIRL?" Yagami said still not understanding anything.

"He'll regret this. What is he thinking?" Watari whispered to himself. Actually, both L and Light didn't know what would happen.

Me: The End! Now they don't know it, because I do!! Yeeaaah.

Matt: I do to, you told me.

Me: Matt? How did you get in? Yes I've told you but NEVER SPEAK OUT LOUD ABOUT IT!

Matt: You don't have security, I just walked through the front door.

Me: Why? Even I don't use the front door. Well, whatever. Please REVIEW??!!