Hey guys, long time no see, thanks for reviewing*^^* and sorry I haven't updated in ages, what with exams and everything, but I finally found time to write a new chapter for my favourite story out of all mine anyway *^^*

Iggy: Hey guys I missed you like Max's cooking, nah I'm kidding guys good to be back.

Twilightacademy: yeah, I just couldn't kill you off just yet, I'd hate to deny Max the pleasure*^^*

Iggy: why are you so evil?

Twilightacademy: Because you're my fictional hostage and I can!

Iggy: *evil glare* whatever, anyway I got fan mail so there!

Twilightacademy: yeah I know*rolls eyes* oh yeah, from silentflyer, how do you stash all the bombs actually??

Iggy: come on I can't give away my secrets….

Twilightacademy: Please……*puppy dog eyes*

Iggy: ok if you get at least 1 or 2 reviews for this chapter I'll tell ya ok?

Twilight: Yeaaaaah! You heard the man, ok on with the story!

Disclaimer: Idea might not be originally but its mine and I still don't own the Max Ride series or Iggy

Iggy: well that's what the restraining order said at least*smirk*

Twilightacademy: ... Shut up!

Iggy…….Day 5

Subject: Out run by a girl…oh, the shame!

Well if it isn't my favourite flock of followers, how's it flying?

Well I'll be honest it wasn't looking good when Max entered the room now was it? But never fear I have a plan…..who am I kidding; no I'm as dead as a turkey in Christmas!

'Iggy Ride' Max's voice brought me back to reality; it was a mixture of I'm going to rip you apart slowly and you should have told me.

'Hi Max…..so…what are you doing here?' I asked in my most innocent voice possible…yes, its bad when you have to mimic Angel, I'll never full admire that girl for her cute looks and her evil ways….i guess some people have all the luck.

'Don't play innocent with me, you paedophile you!' wait lets reverse up about 100 miles! What the hell, I mean you were there…she seduced me, right??

'Max, she came onto me, you got to believe me' this had taken a turn for the worst hadn't it? But whats she going to do, go into a police station! Can you imagine the conversation!

'Sorry for interrupting you please ignore the wings, but my little brother, well he's 14 but he sexually assaulted my 11 year old sister who also has wings!'

And he'd probley say,

'Ok, we'll follow up on that…have you told your parents about this?

Well you can guess what she'd say, something along the lines of,

'well my mom is recovering from being kidnapped by a big Asian company and my dad locked me in a cage for the most part of my life, so were not really on speaking terms, plus, the 'foster school' we went to probley has test-tube babies to genetically modify so there freaks of nature there whole lives and have to learn to survive by themselves!'

I'd pay money to see that reaction; like that guy is probley thumping his head off the 'press if emergency' button somewhere. Yeah it will probley end up with us falling into the hands of mad scientists again...not good.

'Come on Max you'd no I would never make her do anything she doesn't want to, though I have to admit she could probley teach me a thing or too anyway..' she didn't look bad in that dress at all..She'd look better without it but beggars can't be choosers.

'IGGY, Don't even go there now shut up our I'll rip your head off!' yeah, no amount of time alone with nudge is worth the death glare from Max, I'd hate to be on the wrong side of her…..well it's a bit late for that now isn't it, YOU MORON!, then I heard Max sigh,

'Look Iggy, just come home and we'll discuss this as a family, ok?' she looked so tired I couldn't say no,

'Ok, sure, lead the way mom...come on Gazzy, I'm not going alone' I said it as a joke but I knew Gazzy could see the fear of god in my eyes. I heard him huff and mumble,

'The things I do for family…' and with that all three of us where U&A-ing out of there.

What had I gotten myself into!

Well, guys this is the religious part of my story when we all pray for my survival…church numbers must me soaring. I feel like ending in a TV soap opera way*clears throat and says in a theatrical voice*,

Next Time on Iggy and Wings, what will the Flock do with this new found 'incest' relationship in the family? Will the flock break apart? Will fang ever go completely green, or dare I say, wear colour and will Max have to cook! Stay turned for next amateur written conclusion.

-Iggy

A/N:

Hey people, I know standards are low, and I can do a whole lot better but I'm running out of where to go with this but I actually want to finish at least one of my stories.

Iggy: She has a fear of commitment folks, it's why she can't hold down a guy…*drumroll* *^^*

Twilightacademy: Your so full of it for a blind, winged, 6ft never ending, bird kid aren't ya!

Iggy: well if you wrote a decent chapter I wouldn't have to complain now would I?, instead I have to bribe them for reviews...must I do all the work in this relationship*shakes head mockingly*

Twilightacademy: I'll kill you off eventually you know*death glare* anyway guys, I would really be super happy with even a little review, its great motivation to continue, and if you have any idea's could you help a sister out and let me know please and thank you*^^*x

Iggy: constructive critism is welcome but be gentle folks she's way sensitive and I'm running out of Kleenex, but if you have any questions, let me know guys, well I got to go and cook dinner, so safe flying to you all.