Twilightacademy: Hey guys, it's been ages since i updated this....or anything for that matter, sorry exams But I'm home, sick now.
Iggy: Awhhhhh you poor thing, i can't imagine how hard it's been not making my life miserable... would you like a Kleenex...some chicken soup?
Twilightacademy: *sniffs*I know! And please...but anyway, i might as well do something...and studying is such an effort...
Iggy: there you go...but of course, Fanfiction is more important than studying for exams....
Twilightacademy: *grins* of course, so here we go...sorry if I'm rusty
Disclaimer: I don't own anything...it's the recession so pretty self explanatory
Iggy: She's basically saying she's poor ...how the mighty fall
Twilightacademy: Don't you have to die somewhere...i read the new book FANG, you know...can't look at you in the same way again...traitor
Iggy: *huffs* oh shut up and write
Twilight academy:
Iggy Day 6
Subject: 'The Talk"
Hey guys, long time no see (metaphorically speaking) anyway,
Now I've heard( all i can do I'm afraid) some horrible and truly horrifying things in my fifteen years, such as(aren't i kind, i give examples..Not for the faint hearted i might add),
Evil diabolical plans
Cruelty to animals and people
Mad scientist talking in gibberish
Reality shows
And last but not least Max and Fang left to their own devices *shudders*
But nothing, not even my experience on the run or being abandoned by my family could prepare me for this.....
"Ok flock..." said max uncomfortably, fidgeting with her jacket, after my 'infamous' return she had gathered the flock around 's kitchen table. Fang, forever the 'wing man' per say, was by her side but looked at the door longingly. Gazzy and me said the complete opposite end, fidgeting with wires...if things ended badly and nudge and angel sat on either side of the table, nudge reading Seventeen and angel with ridiculously over sized head phone that Max had stated ('Where for her own protection'
"She looks like an Eskimo who lost their way"
"Oh shut up Total")
Finally after we all settled down and the fire was successfully put out (in fairness i did tell Gaz the blue wire...would he listen...oh No), Max stood up purposefully and coughed,
"Ok flock, well we've encountered a lot of things, but this is something we cannot stop one way or the other" she stooped, a tad dramatic for my liking, we all waited anxiously, was there a crisis somewhere in the world? Where people in trouble? And since when did max say "Look folks, we came we saw, we lost so let's call it a day and chow on some cookies"...answer= Never.
"Look, guys, were lucky to have got this far in life, i mean people said we would last, we have and were the best ("Better than all the rest"
"Oh shut up everybody this is serious!")
"Look get to the point Max" said Gazzy...what a brave soul, my idol really. And then with the force of a nuclear bomb, Max said the sentence that would put the fear of god into any sane adolescence,
"Guys" she sighed "We need to have... THE Talk" and just like that all hell broke loose in the small kitchen (I guess Max had been right to sent Ella and Mrs. M out for groceries)
This is how the carnage went; it has been censored for the children's sake,
"WHAT!"
"OHH GROSS"
"Are YOU SERIUOS"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU...LA LA LA LA LA LA..."
"Can i take the head phones off....i can read your minds anyway you know"
'NO KEEP THEM ON!"
"HEY!" said Fang, who was casually watching all of this from the wall, as if this was a natural occurrence...which in a way it was,
"Fang-"said Max lamely, but Fang held up a hand.
"Look Max, let's sort this out rationally" he cleared his throat,
"Yeah" said Nudge enthusiastically, "And in the words of the sexy Edward Cullen, Google it"
The whole table was silence. Blank stares met...even blanker, confused stares.
Finally, angel broke the silence removing her headphones with some effort, "Well said"
"Agreed" said Fang bewildered, "shall we leave it at that then"
"Uh huh" said the whole table, and darted for the room before anyone changed their minds before anyone changed their minds on the matter.
I sprinted like the others, out of the kitchen and in to my familiar room, "ah it's good to be home" i thought absently, throwing myself down on the bed, gave a sigh of relieve, all thanks to the power of Google, "some things could only be solved with Google", he thought smugly,
(A/N: He would never admit help form Edward Cullen...
Iggy: Damn right!).
And then with muffled laughter he heard, numerous inhales of breath, some curious approvals and some downright horrified exclamations, funnily enough all the people on the computer right then, as Iggy lay amused on his bed( he had Goggled 'THE talk" a very long time ago, with some help from Gaz, poor kid), all said the same thing,
".GOD!'
-Iggy
P.s just goes to show folks the power prayer...but i wouldn't give your hopes up at the same time. I asked...prayed, for a sports car awhile ago...FYI God, still haven't seen it yet...
A/N: Twilightacademy: Well there you go, another chapter finished, yeah me
Iggy:*lies down on sofa* Yeah, not bad, what's that your fifth chapter...well haven't you come far...
Twilightacademy: *sighs sarcastically* would it kill you to be nice?
Iggy: Yeah probley*grins* anyway, i did promise to answer a question, didn't i?
Twilightacademy: Yes you did, thanks for reminding me, Ok*coughs* So Iggy, Where do you stash your bombs, so Max can't find them??
Iggy: Well, after many years of storing stuff in little things like watches or lining of clothes, it all seemed, well effort, so we came up with the only full proof way of transportation, through the runaway months....Nudges suitcase. Hear me out, we have our reasons.
Nudge the domestic goddess, doesn't go anyway without our suitcases and ,well, the flock don't go anyway without Nudge...so....you work it out, Plus Nudge's suitcase is territory even the mighty Max will not enter, also, when will Max check Nudges' stuff for bombs, wires..Home explosives, not to mention we don't even have to carry them anymore and Max is none the wiser. See Full proof. Obviously why I'm the brains and looks of the family. Oh the injustice.
Twilightacademy: Yeah, yeah... deflate that head of yours, you're in my personal bubble, i can't think
Iggy: yeah whatever, but if any of my adoring fans has a question...i have a answer*winks*
Twilightacademy:*Huffs* so cheesy even by your standards, anyway, Please, please review, haven't seen one in awhile