Act Two of "Slasher's Hallucinogenic Acid Trippy Adventure!"

I suggest you listen to the "Inferno" theme to set the mood (.comwatch?v=MxPig78E844&feature=related). When that's done, I suggest you listen to the song from "Suspiria" called "Markos" to set the mood (.com/watch?v=frN6IZPEyWk&NR=1).

Act Two

Slasher is in the shower of a motel. "How did I get into the shower?" he asks himself in puzzlement. Despite that, Slasher strokes the soap all over his body, rinses off the suds, shampoos and conditions his hair, and then rinses his hair. Before he can turn off the water, a mysterious figure with a knife (possibly Death) opens the shower curtain. Slasher screeches as he is pierced in a variety of spots on his body, many of which were fatal wounds. Slasher collapses, having been murdered, into a little pool of blood.

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Slasher is lying on an elevated board. An audience watches in awe in front of a stage. A magician in the tradition attire activates a radial arm drill press placed over the elevated board. The magician slightly lifts Slasher's shirt, revealing his stomach. Turning a wheel, the radial arm drill press lowers into Slasher's stomach! Blood and organs spill out of the wound as Slasher bawls in soreness.

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Slasher awakens in a nearly pitch black room. Red, blue, and green lights glimmer from nowhere. He wipes away blood dripping from his mouth and nose. "That was freaky!" he exclaims. Suddenly, a white light twinkles; Slasher covers his eyes to prevent blindness. A mysterious figure in a red cloak approaches him. They walk gradually toward each other. They passionately kiss.

The cloak flies off the mysterious figure. The figure is a girl about Slasher's age. She has brown hair in a ponytail, big hazels eyes, hiking boots, a plain white tee shirt, and ripped jean shorts. They cease kissing, and scream in astonishment.

"You're a boy!" shouts the girl. "You're a girl!" shouts Slasher. "Yes, I'm Femslash" remarks the girl. "I'm Slasher" he replies.

"What are you doing here?" asks Femslash.

"I came here to confess my love to Horror, but I fainted and had a horror montage. What are you doing here?" questions Slasher.

"I was on my way to my grandmother's house. But, Horror kidnapped me and held me hostage in his dungeon. I managed to escape."

"Ya know, we have something in common."

"Yeah, we do."

"We should stick together!"

"Yeah!"

"But, we should get revenge on Horror."

"Yeah."

"What's his most prized possession?"

"His tarot cards. We should burn them!" Femslash takes a lighter (with a small clock) out of her pocket.

Slasher and Femslash nervously walk up the spiral staircase. They wander down the hallway with blood oozing from the walls. They walk into the blood as it drips onto the floor. "Gross!" exclaims Femslash. "I know, right?" Slasher responds with a high voice.

After what seems like infinity, Slasher and Femslash find the red light glowing from behind a silk curtain. They follow the light into Horror's bedroom. He is slumbering. On a table is Horror's precious deck of tarot cards. Femslash lights the lighter, igniting the tarot cards. Horror awakens in dismay at the sight of his flaming tarot cards. "My tarot cards!" he screams. "Do you realize what you've done?"

"Run!" commands Femslash. She and Slasher sprint out of the bedroom. As they speed to the exit of Domus de Atrox, the walls crack, doors split in two, glass explodes, and the bricks of the mansion cave in. They manage to escape. Finally, the obelisk breaks off of the roof, falling into the house, and the mansion sets afire.

"Thanks for saving me" says Slasher gratefully.

"You're welcome" retorts in acceptance.

"Can I have your number?"

"Sure."

Slasher takes his Blackberry cell phone out of his pocket. Femslash takes her Samsung cell phone of her pocket. They offer their cell phones to each other. They program their cell phone numbers into each other's cell phone, then gives it back to their proper owner. "I should go now, bye!" says Femslash with a smile. "Bye" says Slasher with a grin. Femslash walks away.

To himself, Slasher says "How could Death do that to me? I thought we were friends! Parody pulled such a mean prank! I didn't know I had telekinesis! I felt so violated in the shower! I am now scared sheetless of magicians! Man, I gotta take a slash." Slasher walks away from the burning Domus de Atrox, singing "Starstruck" by Lady Gaga.

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The stage curtain closes, but then reopens to reveal the cast taking their curtain call. The audience applauds and cheers in delight. The orchestra plays the instrumental theme song from "Inferno" during the curtain call.

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