You might be asking about Jojo's dad. Well, the answer is right here....


Chapter 8: I Have No Son

After that little scenario, Jojo ran across Whoville and fears the worst about going back home. He was scared to death about what's happening there and as soon as he got there, he was anxious to figure out what's going on there. He starts shaking and he opens the door, only to see everything picture of the McDodd's were gone.

He slowly walks in the door and looks around and everything was changed. He was breathing heavily and started to look completely shaken up that the house was in bad shape.

All of a sudden, someone walks in and Jojo quickly recognizes her from behind.

"Mom?"

She stops, then turns around to see Jojo there. She looked completely scared and started shaking as she saw him and she didn't even recognize him.

"W-Who are you?"

"It's me, Jojo. Your son. Your only son."

"I-I don't know what you're talking about. Please don't steal anything from us, please."

"Steal anything? Why would I do that? You know I would never steal anything here. I live here, remember?'

"Stay back!"

"Sally! What's going on here?!"

All of a sudden, Jojo was familiar with that voice, because it could be...his dad's voice. In pops Ned, wearing a torn shirt and his hair a little messed up and has a tattoo on his elbow that says, 'Killer'. Then, he stepped out of the stairs and saw Jojo down there. He seethed and asked, "Who the heck are you? Are you here to steal stuff from us?"

"What? No! I'm your son."

Ned looked at him weird-like and asked Sally, "My son? Is this young troublemaker causing you trouble?"

"He thinks I'm his mother." she answered, fearfully.

"Look, kid. I don't know who you think you are, but you are NOT my son! I don't even know you!"

"How can you say that?! I am your son and you're the Mayor of Whoville."

"Mayor of Whoville?! That's the biggest piece of crock I've ever heard!"

"But it's true!"

"In a pig's eye!"

"Get him out of here, now!" Sally screamed.

Jojo turned to his mother and said, "You can't do this to me! I'm your oldest!"

"Listen, you little punk! I have all girls and I can't even handle all 96 of these little brats! They're all getting on my freakin' nerves! Why couldn't they just leave me alone?!" Ned exclaimed.

"How can you say that?! They're all your daughters!"

"I don't give a flying flamingo about it! I swear if I wasn't their father, I would definitely shove them out of the house to get some peace around here!"

"Daddy!"

"Shut up and go to your room, you little ingrates!" he shouted.

"But, daddy!"

"Don't make me come over there and give you a million percentages of beatings!"

Jojo was definitely shocked at what he just said to his daughters. He backed away slowly and Ned stopped him immediately with a gun.

"Where you you think you're going, you little thug?! I am not finished with you yet!" Ned screamed, as he pointed the gun at Jojo.

Jojo was completely scared and said, "You don't want to do this to me!"

"I can do whatever the heck I want and I am not your father!" he screamed. Jojo attempts to run, but he started firing three shots at him and misses completely. He escapes out of the house as quick as possible.

"Get him, honey!" Sally shouted.

"I'm loading up more ammo as fast as I can, so quit naggin' me, all right, woman?! Why did I ever marry you?"

Ned went outside and fired more shots at Jojo, but missed already, then chased him through the town of Whoville. He couldn't believe that he made that wish and this is how the outcome ended up with. Even worse, he couldn't believe that his father would be like rude, violent and verbally abusive.

He runs past the city hall, but all of a sudden, a crowd stops him in his tracks and got every single ounces of weapons directed at Jojo. He gasps in shock and backs away slowly until he sees a gun pointed to his face. Then, he started running as fast as he could.

"Get him!"


Man, is that crazy or what?! I'm thinking Jojo will have his normal life back and that's what will happen in the next chapter! Stay tuned!