Twenty minutes….it had been twenty minutes and the only thing Sango had tracked was a family of rare green squirrels!!!! Calm yourself girl….breath in….and out….in, out….DAMNIT I JUST PASSED THAT BLOODY PLANT! ….ahem, in….and out…and SCREW THIS! It was safe to say that she was near hysterics.

Inuyasha wasn't fairing any better. Who knew how hard it was to find someone without his improved sense of smell! And who knew how similar each plant was…hmmm….interesting. Inuyasha was feeling one emotion right now. Anger. Searing red hot anger. He was pissed, and a tree was going to be at the recieveing end of his anger.

"HOLY SHIT!" Inuyasha had attempted to punch through a tree. What a shame it is to be human! "Bloody fucking ass eating, dog sniffing, girl groping, shit loving, duck punching, squirrel mutating, pig throwing, gum chewing, turd smearing pill of giant half-chicken half-monkey nuts covered in Naraku breath!!!" Inuyasha felt ten times better.

"Sango…?" Kagome stood behind inuyasha staring with desbelief.

"Kagome?!" Inuyasha replied. He was met with laughter.

"WOW! In all my years of knowing you…you have NEVER ranted like that!" Kagome started with a grin, "I mean…you must be seriously PMS-ing!"

"PMS…ing….? AHAHA! Right!" Inuyasha replied with a forced laugh. Suddenly Kagome stopped laughing and a gasp slipped by her lips.

"What happened to your hand??!! O my gosh! You're bleeding!" Kagome said while grabbing his hand to look at the damage, "What did you do? Hit a tree?" Kagome joked lightly.

"Ya…" Inuyasha replied earning a baffled stare.

"I was kidding…." Kagome said incredusly. Inuyasha blushed lightly before turning his head away.

"Come on, lets get you back to camp so I can clean your cuts" Kagome said with a motherly tone before draggin Inuyasha back to camp. Upon reaching the camp, the two realised that there was no one there. "Where did Miroku and Inuyasha go?" Kagome voiced with concern.

"Well, I ran after Miroku….Sango must have ran after me…" Inuyasha mumbled to himself. Kagome didn't seem to notice his slip up because she was searching her bag for her first aid kit. Finding it, she went to sit on a log and patted the spot next to her, signaling him to sit next to her.

"I'm fine…it'll be fully healed by tomorrow" Inuyasha started but then he realised he wasn't half-demon anymore, "er…what I mean is…tomorrow, if we encounter a demon I'll need my hand…so heal it!" Inuyasha said while shoving his hand on her lap. Kagome stared at him strangely. "What?!" he snapped, then he remembered their earlier talk. "I'm PNC-ing, remember!" Kagome gave him a strange look before laughing a little.

"PMS-ing…?" she corrected with a grin.

"Ya…that's the one!…thing….it….feh-uh…fehl aren't you going to clean my wound? Pl-ple-PLEASE!" Inuyasha covered lamely.

"Alrighty then," Kagome agreed while wiping the blood off of his hand with a steril cloth. She then pulled out the anti-septic. Inuyasha watched on with horror. NOT THE ANTI-SEPTIC!

------------With Sango-----------

Lime green eyes met amber. Hands were clenched, mouths were drawn into thin lines, eye lids were lowered in an intimidating glare. This was the true meaning of a staring contest! Sango had gotten so bored of being lost…she got herself in a staring contest with a blue pig rabbit. Sango's eyes began to water and sting with the need to close them. But she would not give up. Her competitor, now known as Quango, wasn't faring any better. His forehead was scrunched in displeasure and his eye lids were slowly lowering with much resistance. She knew she could win! But then it happened, her eyelids started their painfully slow descent and the burning in her eyes was too much to take. She blinked. "DAMNIT!" she cussed out of character. The pig rabbit cackled madly. "How do you keep winning???!!" she stared at him suspiciously. Then she heard the sound of distant footsteps. Sango was gone in a flash, heading towards the noise.