Hey guys, WaterSprite here! A finally got a new chappie up! -golf clap- Thank you, thank you! You're too kind! Anyways, hope ya'lls enjoys itz, and hopefully it's longer than the other ones!
By the way, if any of you guys are getting confused, here's something to help you out: When I, the author says Inuyasha, I mean the real Inuyasha, therefore being the one stuck in Sango's body. So if I write "Inuyasha ate lemon merang pie", then that would mean that the actual Inuyasha is eating lemon merang pie. The same goes for Sango. The only time that it's different is when Somebody is talking to Sango/Inuyasha. So, if Mirroku says, "How's the Lemon merang pie, Sango?" , he is talking to the person who looks like Sango-therefore being Inuyasha. You gotz it? GREAT!!!
Disclaimer: Own not Inuyasha, i do. But the force, I use.
----Shippo & Kilala-----
"Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies, hush ah hush ah we all fall down!" Shippo's joyous laughter could be heard ringing throughout a small clearing. His paws were connected to Kilala's, whos paws were connected to a short half-pigme shrew, half-dolphin known as Pigzollo. Together, they formed a small circle that was spinning around. Shippo seemed to realize something suddenly. "Hey guys, why don't you think the others haven't come looking for us yet? It's been two chapters….I mean…a couple of hours…."
"Well, lowly fox demon, I, Pigzollo, do believe that they have been…'preoccupied'." Pigzollo finished his statement with uncontroled, high pitched giggles. Shippo leaned next to Kilala to whisper in her ear.
"You think he's….bonkers?" Shippo seemed slightly frightened.
"Mewl" Kilala aswered very clearly. They watched in fascination as Pigzollo skipped around with a bouquet of flowers before tripping over his own feet. He then got up at a lightning-fast pace and continued to skip. Pigzollo only then seemed to notice their staring. He tilted his chin up in a snobby fashion before opening his mouth to speak.
"I know that this great Pigzollo amazes you, but refrain from drooling at my mightiness!" He finished his speil with what was supposed to look like a smirk. He just ended up looking constapated.
"More like this great Pigzollo scares me!" Shippo whispered to Kilala but before she could reply Pigzollo continued to talk.
"I know you would love it if I stayed, but there has to be enough Pigzollo to go around, so I must move on. Like the crimson sunset that spills over the horizen before being covered by an ink sky and shimmering diamonds. I must too, make like a cup of juice and spill over the horizen." Pigzollo began to walk towards the forest before turning around and blowing a kiss. He then vanished in a puff of blue smoke.
"That guy's a creeper!" Shippo exclaimed before shivering. "Lets head back to the others, Kilala"
-------the "others" BWAHAHAHA-ahem------
Mirroku had been so caught up in the heat of the battle and the adreneline that still coursed through his veins that he hadn't noticed the odd sight. Inuyasha was standing next to him while Sango craddled Kagome's head in her lap. His eyebrow rose in thought. The two of them have been acting very strange lately….Inuyasha's been acting like…well, like Sango! And Sango has been acting like…like a pigme shrew during the winter solstice!…hmmm…very interesting…I think it's time for me to go 00Mirroku. Mirroku brushed invisible dirtoff of his robes before clearing his throat.
"Why don't we find Shippo and Kilala and then head to Kaede's?" He suggested. The shard hunters all nodded their head in acceptance. Before any of them had a chance to move, two furry creatures came barreling from the woods.
"KAGGGOMEEEE!" Shippo rocketed towards Kagome and landed in her lap. "What happened? Inuyasha! What did you do you big meanie!!?!" Shippo began to wail uncontrolably.
"Would you shut up fuzz ball, I ain't done nothing! She's just unconscious!" Inuyasha replied.
"Sango? I wasn't blaming you…" Shippo stopped crying only to have his bottom lip start trembling, "Do you hate me…?" Shippo began wailing again. Sango roughly nudged Inuyasha in the ribs and gave him a stern glare. Mirroku observed quietly. Kilala chased a butterfly. Pigzollo tripped over a tree root nearby.
"I'm s-s-so so sor…" Inuyasha began uncomfortably, attempting to say sorry.
"You're being mean to me because you're sore?!" Shippo looked confused. Suddenly he broke into a smile, "That makes perfect sense!"
"It does?" It was Inuyasha's turn to be confused. "Oh, right! It does! Because…ya"
"I always get cranky when I'm sore!" Shippo smiled enthusiastically.
"I'm still unconscious, idiots!" Kagome seemed to mumble in her sleep. The shard hunters suddenly remembered their friend's condition.
"Off to Kaede's!" Shippo exclaimed while pumping his fist into the air. And off they went…
----At Keade's----------
"Ye ressemble a worn out bunch" Keade greeted as the shard hunters entered her hut. Keade immediately began checking up on Kagome to make sure she was alright.
"Tell me about it! We've had one long day! Now we finally get to relax!" Sango sighed happily.
"Back in my day, ye didn't get breaks! Ye worked long and hot days, cool and frightful nights…" Keade began to babble.
"Oh look, I think the stew is burning!" Inuyasha said as a distraction. Keade grumbled about 'youth these days' before going to check on her stew.
"Inu-er-Sango, can I talk to you for a minute?" Sango said suddenly.
"Ya…sure, 'bout what?" Inuyasha replied.
"Outside" Sango asked politely. Inuyasha nodded his head before following Sango outside.
"Lets go somewhere private…it's about our 'condition'" Sango said while nodding her head towards the outskirts of the forest. Inuyasha simply grunted in reply. The two began walking in a comfortable silence before Sango began to speak.
"I ran into Pigzollo earlier today" Sango broke the silence suddenly.
"You did?! Did you wring his scrawny little neck?" Inuyasha asked with fury.
"No…but he told me that there's no known cure to our 'condition'" Sango stated calmly, waiting for Inuyasha's outburst.
"What in seven hells?!! There's no fucking way I'm going to be stuck in your weak human body for the rest of my life!!" Inuyasha shouted furiously.
"Calm down Inuyasha…he said that there might be a cure, we just have to figure it out…" Sango replied to his yelling.
"Might be? Might be a fucking cure!!??!!" Inuyasha was pissed.
"We just have to put our heads together…and maybe Keade knows how to cure this!" Sango answered, although panic was slowly building itself in her body.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Lets go ask the hag!" Inuyasha agreed.
"Inuyasha! Don't call her a hag!" Sango corrected before they turned around and started heading back to the village.
-------Keade's hut----------
"Humphgug" Kagome moaned at the searing pain in her head as she woke up. "Where am I?" She asked to no one in particular.
"Keade's hut, child" Keade replied kindly.
"My head hurts…" Kagome groaned in displeasure.
"Ye suffered a bad hit, child. Ye must rest now" Keade commanded.
"Where's Inuyasha?" Kagome questioned, "and the others?"
"Shippo, Kilala and Mirroku went to fetch a missing herb for my remedies and Inuyasha and Sango went to talk." Keade answered.
"Oh, …I think I want to get some fresh air to clear my head…" Kagome said while sitting up.
"Alright, some air may do ye some good, but don't be gone long child" Keade agreed. Kagome then got up and walked out of the hut. She looked at the sky to see that the sun was starting to set and decided not to be gone long.
Kagome headed towards the forest in an intension to find Inuyasha. She basked in the nice glow the sun was emitting and the sound of the birds chirping. She also enjoyed the swaying of the trees and the mad giggling that was painfully ringing in her ears. Kagome stopped. Mad giggling? Kagome scanned the rim of the forest for the source of the crazed laughter but realized that it was furthur into the forest. She headed towards the noise.
----------Mirroku & Shippo & Kilala-----
"Nice day ain't it…." Mirroku sighed to himself. "Such lovely sights…" He stared at some giggling women who passed him. Shippo wacked him over the head.
"Focus Mirroku!" Shippo said while shaking his head. Mirroku started to drool, unfazed. Suddenly he sprang to life to run over to a group of women.
"Hi beautiful…May I ask you a question?" Mirroku put his charm. The blushing lady simply nodded. "Would you ever consider baring my children?" A resounding slap followed. Kilala mewled in disapointement.
-------Kagome-------------
Kagome wasn't sure how to feel. On one hand, she was really curious, but on the other, she was downright terrified! What type of a creature made such a mad high-pitched, ridiculous laugh? Or at least she thought it was a laugh…Kagome continued through the forest, following the sound. The noise continued to increase in volume, signifying that she was closing in on it. And then it stopped. Kagome froze, a panic starting to build itself from deep within her heart. She could hear her fast heart pounding in her ears. The forest took on an eerie silence.
Kagome looked around her, being wary of her surroundings. She decided that she better head back to the village before anything bad happened. Then she heard it, a stick cracked from behind a nearby bush. Kagome reached for her quiver to grab an arrow, but froze in realization. She had forgotten her bow and arrows! Kagome was busy debating whether to scream for Inuyasha when the creature showed itself. As it came closer, a shadow formed on a nearby tree, making the creature looked large and deformed. Kagome shivered with fear.
At last the creature was reveiled. Kagome almost laughed with relief but decided better. The demon was short, plump and resembled a half-frog half-pig demon. This could only be one demon.
"You, inferior being! I am the great, almighty, omnipotent, all-powerful Pigzollo!!!" Insert mad laughter here. Pigzollo looked truly satisfied. Kagome looked truly frightened.
"Um…ya, well, nice talking to you…but I've got to get back to the village! Bye!" Kagome waved weakly before attempting to escape the small clearing. She was stopped by Pigzollo's voice.
"Why don't you stay, so that the word of my greatness may be passed on!" Pigzollo said, although slightly out of character (the first bit). He hadn't gotten a good look at Kagome until now. Their eyes met and Pigzollo was lost in an ocean of cyan. His little mouth dropped as for once, he was speechless. Her midnight tresses flowed gently in the light breeze as a shimmer of sunlight shone upon her head, tinting her hair a deep blue colour. Kagome smiled but declined his offer,
"I'd love to, but my friends will get worried, maybe some other time!" Kagome waved good-bye to the strange demon before turning around and heading back to the village. Once she was gone, Pigzollo let a small, goofy grin paint his face.
"I never caught the beautiful maiden's name….maybe it's something pretty like..cowbunckle, ah…till we meet again my love…" Pigzollo disapeared in a puff of pink smoke this time…he had love on the mind.
Yay!!!! Meeza done dis chapter!!! Wow, to think, I had originally planned this story to be a one-shot...but now, I have so many ideas! Oh hey, I've got it! Why don't you guys vote!!! Tell me if you want a long story or a short one! 'cause I can compress it...or I can make it nice and long! Once summer starts, I'll be writing a lot, so it doesn't matter to me!!! I'll also be able to start other stories! I can't wait!!! P.S. REVIEW PLZ!!!!