Now that the bruises I got from the people who liked Teddy have healed, I can tell you about Victoire's 18 (but graduated) year old brother Louis. Once again, I am disgusted by you for liking my cousins, but not as much. Once, Louis veela-ed me and... We'll get into that later. One of the reasons I advise you against liking him is, well, he's 1/8 veela and he's had about 200 girlfriends. In the past week. If you look up the definition of the word player in the dictionary, you get Louis's picture. I mean, he flirts with more girls than James, and that's saying something. Thank you for the smart ones who are walking away in disgust.

Now for his appearance. (We've already established how shallow some girls are, I don't think we need to go into that again.) He has rugged red hair that he wears too long for Grandma Molly's liking, approximately down to his elbows. He also has his mom's clear blue eyes which most girls swear have infinite depth. He's a lot like our Uncle Charlie, so much so, that he wants to work with dragons when he grows up (though I expect his reasons are different. I doubt that Charlie only did it to get with Romanian girls as he's never had a girlfriend). I suppose that's more of his personality though. Another (excuse me while I go vomit) "attractive" feature is his quidditch toned body. (Not my words)

Now for personality, (though, I can't think of much besides girl obsessed player). Well, he loves quidditch, as I mentioned before. He also is a dragon maniac. I suppose I could mention what house he's in, Gryffindor. Personally, I don't think he has much more personality than that.

Now, a lot of you are wondering what happened to make me obviously dislike Louis. Well, I'll tell you this, I don't dislike him. He's my cousin and I love him, but I just think it's a bit annoying that he thinks he can have any girl he wants. Still not convinced? Okay...I'll tell you. My ex-best friend, Sadie Davies, (yes, the Sadie who has dated every boy in Hogwarts,) had a crush on him. Louis didn't know this, and thought it would be funny to veela me. Ha-ha, not funny at all. I was enamored by him for about 2 weeks. To make the joke even "funnier" he flirted back, leaving Sadie hating me. She found out that he veela-ed me and got over him, and you'd think that would allow her to come back to be friends with me but no. She spit in my face and proceeded to date everyone, I think to prove that just because Louis liked me (which he never did, which SHE KNEW!) didn't mean that she couldn't get any boys to like her. Which is completely stupid, I know, and I probably should have never been friends with her in the first place. Yet, she was my best friend, she really cared for me, until then. Thus, Louis is not my favorite cousin.

If you think that is cruel and have gotten over him, good. If not, get over him on your own, I'm not wasting my time on him anymore.