I twitched my nose (which still had the mustache under it, I needed to wash that off laters) and looked at the beautiful flooring. It was wooden flooring, which I kind of hated. I prefer carpet, it's so much softer. Then I looked at little Tsuna, who still looks like a shota. I silently wondered, how much money I could make if I sold Tsuna on the black market as a sex slave? I would suspect a large sum of money coming my way, that's for sure. But, I wouldn't do that to cute little Tsuna. I'd keep him for myself. Oh, and these headset things Leon made for us are totally cool, did I already mention that?

"Reborn! That stupid baseball freak is missing!" I looked over to the door, which held poor Gokudera and Tsuna captive. Stupid door, doesn't he know it's illegal to kidnap people these days? I think he might be planning to rape them too, you never know these days. Doors are awfully suspicious.

I swung my arm in the air, pointing to the silver haired Italian and shouted; "Oh snap! Get your trading cards ready, cause we're about to throw down!" I then wondered, will I be able to fawn over the Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series while I was here? I think I would cry if it didn't exist. I should have snagged my Ipod before leaving home too..I'm never prepared, am I? Anyways, my statement didn't really do anything. It just made Jackie look even more annoyed. She really disliked it when I quoted something like that. But hey, she didn't help me. Like all of those times when I quoted something from South Park. That show is like baby Jesus. Oh, right. I think it might have pissed of Gokuedera a bit too, I hope he used up all of his dynamite already. Maybe I should skedaddle out of here...

Screw it. I have a wonderful plan, and I'm not letting it go to waste! I quickly scampered up to Gokudera, hunching my back and did my whole velociraptor act again. Only this time I wasn't a velociraptor. That's right, I'm George W. Bush. I will eat all of your baby's. Then, I spoke. "Oh silver haired one, you must go on a quest of epic proportions. To save your lover you must-" I didn't get far, before he decided to whip out the big guns...I mean dynamite. Within seconds, he light those bitches and threw them all over the place. I wondered why I didn't see this coming? Anyways, Tsuna screamed and I ran the other way, swinging my arms high in the air to make me look like a lunatic. I forced myself under the small place under Tsuna's bed, and covered my ears as the dynamite exploded. I wondered why the FBI wasn't getting involved in this. In America, he would have already been raped by the law.

I uncovered my ears, looking around, it was really messy under here. There were cloths, papers, cups, and I think that was a teddy bear. Haha, Tsuna's such a little wimp. That's when I felt something grab my ankle and pull me out from the safety of under the bed land. I turned my head around and came face-to-face with a very unamused Gokudera. My ankle really hurt, why did he have to squeeze so hard? Owie ow. I think he's into all of that S&M play, and he's the sadist. Mhmm, and Tsuna might just be the masochist. I blinked, before putting my fingers in front of myself, forming a cross and chanted; "The power of Christ repels you!" over and over again. He twitched violently, before taking out another stick of dynamite.

"Heeee! Stop fighting!" Tsuna squeaked, just like a real girl, and then proceeded to try and pry Gokedera's hand off of my ankle. This had no effect, which kind of pissed me off. It reminded me off all them Pokemon battles I would do on my Game Boy. Hissing, I kicked Gokudera in the balls. Which was most effective. Quickly, I scampered over to Jackie, who looked like she just experience World War four and three quarters. I looked over to Gokudera, who has fallen on the floor, practically whimpering in pain. Tsuna looked quite flustered by now, having no clue what was going on or what to do.

Stupid no-good Tsuna.

I jumped up from my crouching position, and waved my finger in the air. "Battle won! Five thousand experience points! Learned new skill, self-destruct!" Jackie turned towards me, her mouth hung open at the reaction of these people. I wonder if she'll kill them all later? I want to watch. Her surprise turned into anger and she smacked me on the head again.

"What did you do that for!" I whined, hoping I sounded like a cute little puppy. Like the one on that toilet paper commercial, he is so cute! Mewp mewp.

"Have you seen what you done?" She asked, pointing to the room. I looked around, noticing all the wreckage. That crappy table was blown to pieces, papers and trash we're burnt to a crisp making the place smell like a fire. The bed was messed up, the walls looked damaged, his dresser was tipped sideways and papers were spilling out. I looked down at the short child named Jackie and smiled.

"Sweet~!" I got kicked in the shin this time. It hurt, real bad.

The situation seemed to calm down, with both Gokudera and myself on the floor in pain. Tsuna sighed, trying to calm down his nerves and sat on his bed. Jackie just chose to lean against the wall, still looking shaken up by the incident. She must not enjoy the amazing explosions that things like dynamite while Reborn just stood there, smiling his weird smile. I think he might have been a kidnapper in a past life. Yeah, and he would mess with his victims minds. Then he would make them cook all of his meal in a kinky maid uniform. Then I wondered, how could a maid uniform be kinky? In every way possible of course! Silly naive people that think maid uniforms are innocent. Lies I tell you, lies.

"Tsu-kun! I brought snacks and tea for you and your friends!" I looked up at her, what a nice housewife. All the housewives back in America are grouchy and up-tight. Like my neighbor, whom I hated with a deep passion that will never end. Tell me to get off her lawn, that part was my lawn too! Sharing is caring, and she wasn't caring. That cray old hag.

"Ah...thanks mom..." Tsuna muttered, she nodded and left the room. I wondered if she even noticed the huge disastrous mess the room was? Nope, obviously she did not. Silly little housewife. Wait, I think housewives are kind of fetishy aren't they? Huh, Tsuna's parents must have been into some weird stuff...

"Snacks! Share, share, share!" I yelled, scrambling up to the now up-right table. I smiled like a cute kitty-cat, and picked up one of the rice balls. My first rice ball, I couldn't wait for the first bite...

"Meh, it's alright." I muttered, drinking some tea. Jackie rolled her eyes and sat next to me, also helping herself to the snacks. It looks like she wasn't all that thrilled to eat this kind of food. But, nevertheless, she munched away anyways. Tsuna joined us also, trying to appear as calm as possible. It's not working. Gokudera sat up next, looking very, very cross. Like an evil tiger or something. Yeah, an albino tiger...those things are cool. Then the table exploded.

Or rather, was flipped over.

"Reborn!" Tsuna shouted, panicking over the broken glass. Aw, all of his sweet mothers work, ruined. What a rude baby. Reborn completely ignored him and turned to Jackie and myself. Haha, Reborn is like a pimp and Tsuna's his bitch.

"This is a good opportunity to test your skills, I request for you two to find our lost family member." It was an order, not a question. Either way, I happily nodded. Jackie looked reluctant, but agreed anyways. She likes walks, indeed she does. Like a puppy dog, only meaner.

"You two will be joining them." Reborn added sharply, glancing over to the two boys.

"Oh, oh!" I shouted, raising my hand in the air and waving it violently. "We should split up in pairs! I call to be with Tsuna!"

"What?!" Squeaked Tsuna.

"Very well." Reborn nodded, jumping off the table. "You two can go north while Jackie and Gokudera head south."

"Don't I get a say in this?!" I grinned at Jackie's angry expression and gave her a firm 'no'. She sent me a death glare in return. I always spend time with Jackie, and I don't want to be with Gokudera at the moment. He wants to kill me! Besides, I like Tsuna! He's hilarious~! Also, he's fun to mess with. It's like grade A comedy television, only with him it's real! How wonderful is that?

"Tenth, you don't have to go with that crazy girl! In fact, baseball freak is probably fine! Do you want me to kick these two out?" Tsuna blinked with nervousness at Gokudera's question. I think Tsuna was actually considering it...what a jerk! Other then that, yep, it was all normal here. There was many wasted minutes of arguing, or 'discussing', before Reborn finally kicked us out of Tsuna's place. What a harsh baby...So with all do respect, we went our separate ways, in the grand journey to find Yamamoto. I hope Jackie comes out of this alive.

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I smirked my pedophile smirk as I stalked behind little shota-like Tsuna. I curled my fingers, and then uncurled them. Then I repeated it. Tsuna had very shifty eyes yes, always looking behind him at me, then he would do his girly 'eek' and look forward again. What a silly little chihuahua. If he didn't have a name already, I would name him Bobby. Bobby would be a very good boy, and eat all the babies.

"Yamamoto!" Tsuna shouted, for the sixth time I believe. I think Yamamoto might have turned into a cat, that's why he won't come when called.

I placed both on my hands on my mouth, making a bowl shape, and also yelled his name. Nope, nothing yet. I wonder where he could be...? It looked up at the sky, I wondered what how Jackie was doing? If she had to be with Gokudera...it can't be good! Unless they clicked or something are are screwing each other right now. I don't think either of them are like that, and I think Jackie might be asexual anyways. Meh, whatever.

The city was pretty nice actually, there were a good amount of people walking about. Not too much, but not too little to make it seem like a ghost town. It was somewhat warm outside, I think it might be around spring time about now, I'd have to ask someone later. No, I won't ask Tsuna. What would he think if I asked a normal question? He would think I'm not as crazy, and that I still hold onto some kind of sanity. We don't want that now, do we?

No, it would be horrible.

"Hey! Tsuna!" Both Tsuna and I turned around, to see a tall black haired kid running towards us.

"Yamamoto!" Tsuna gasped, waving to his friend. Meh, I guess he didn't get kidnapped and raped after all. That's too bad.

"Ah, you're that one of those girls we saw earlier! I'm Yamamoto Takeshi, nice to meet you!" He said, smiling like the big airhead he was. "Nice to meet you young baby eater, I'm Nicky, the Anti-Christ." He just laughed.

"You're pretty funny, aren't you?" A total different reaction to Tsuna's startled looking face. Heh, Tsuna's such a wimp.

"Ehhhh, anyways, Gokudera said you were missing, so we came looking for you." Tsuna explained, looking kind of jumpy. I must have pulled off my pedophile-velociraptor-Bush imitation quite well. Maybe I should become an actor...No, wait. A spy.

I stopped listing to the two, they were chattering on about something I did not care about. Actually, it was mostly Yamamoto talking about baseball and how he got lost. Apparently this part of town can be very confusing if you don't pay attention. Wait...what?

"Oh shit, we're lost!" I screamed, looking from side to side, seeing only empty streets. Tsuna made his weird eek noise and panicked, while Yamamoto just laughed like it was no big deal. It was a big deal, I wanna watch TV gosh darn it! I wanna see what they got on the television! I wanna watched undubbed anime without subs okay!? Was that so wrong!?

"Ah man, I can't believe it...well, might as well kill someone. Maybe then we could find out how to get home..." I muttered.

"How would that help?!" Tsuna yelped, getting all panicky and jittery like he does. As always, Yamamoto laughed like it was a funny joke. Yeah, well, it was. So here we were, walking, around in what might as well be sky was growing darker, and my legs hurt worse then hell. I growled, running a hand through my hair in frustration. This is only fun when your at the zoo. Not when your in the middle of the street. I mean, for all we know Satan Clause can come down and squash us like bugs!

I really hope Jackie is having a bad time right now.

Thanks evil little Neurotic for leaving me off at a hard situation. D:

Jerk.

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