I hate Riku so much, he's took forever to kill. I was all like 'no no no no no no no no AH MAN!' every time. Then I took out the flamboyant keyblade and totally beasted it! That's right, I'm that good! I smiled happily at the memory as we skipped back into Tsunas house. It was getting darker, almost bedtime. When I say bedtime, I'm not talking about sleeping, no no. I'm talking about when you're and bed, but you don't sleep. And your naked, something along those lines. Jackie was behind me, being the dwarf she is. I remember the first time I met her. I was with a group of friends; Matt, Kyle and Tyler. She was walking in front of me at McDonalda, and I TOWERED over her. That's when I said 'Hey! Kyle! Take a picture of me with the dwarf!' We laughed, and then she punched me in the jaw. Yep, that's how it happened. Then it dawned on me.
"...Why are you crying, Nicky?" Jackie asked, only half concerned. I sniffled, wiping the tears from my face. They kind of tasted good though, just saying.
"I left all my h-ho's at home!" I cried, falling face first into the couch, balling my eyes had great times together, I'll tell you that! They were the best ho's a pimp could ask for! Oh how I miss them. It's like they're the meth, and I'm the addict, or something. I heard Jackie sigh. "Yet she doesn't miss her parents one bit..." I ignored her, I strongly disliked my parents because they were jerks who only cared about themselves and their sex lives. But I love my ho's! What am I going to do now, all I have is my bottom bitch, but I can get more...I guess...Tsuna would make a good addition.
"Why is that crazy girl crying?" I heard an irritated Gokudera mutter. I could also feel holes being Burt into my back. Ouch. I might need some surgery there, because it was kind of like battery acid.
Jackie sighed and walked over to me. "At least try not to get the couch wet." She muttered,messing up my hair (like the evil little sea lamprey she is) and walked away. I giggled and rolled off the couch, thinking about my neighbors adorable kitten. His name was Kenny, because he was kind of like Kenny from South Park. Or maybe it was because he kind of looked like Kenny? Was it both or neither? I sat up right, looking around for Reborn, who was talking to Tsuna not too far away. I continued to look around. Sitting on the floor was Jackie, flipping through a book and over to the side was Yamamoto and Gokudera, who were bickering again. Well, at least Gokudera was, Yamamoto was just smiling and laughing. It's a one sided thing, and always will be. That's because, Yamamoto was dropped on his head when he was a baby. Now he thinks it's funny when you give people kitten heads for presents.
I smiled a little, this place was great! I mean, what's better then being around all your favorite characters? Besides having an orgy with them, I would think that would be kind of awkward, now that I think about it, mhmm. Using my ears, which were kind of biggish, I listened for new noises. Actually, in the kitchen, I could hear people talking and cooking. Ah, Nana, diffidently the best wife I know. I wonder what's for dinner? Maybe it's some kind of exotic dish from Spain, yeah. I like American food the best I think, because so far the Japanese food isn't too great. What a disappointment! I bet there sweets are beast though. I want some Chinese, yeah, delicious! But pop tarts are still amazing.
"LAMBO APPEARS!!" I wonder where I heard that before? I thought, as some weird looking-cow thing landed on my head. Oh right, hur hur, it's the stupid cow thinger, Lambo. I forgot. "Hello thar!" I greeted, using my eyes to look up. It kind of hurt, I wonder if that's how possessed people felt. Strained eyes, I mean. I think, that might kind of not be very fun at all.
"WHA!" It yelled, slipping off my head. Kind of like them slip-and-slides. I hated them things, they scared me. "WHO ARE YOU?!" I wondered why he had to screech everything? I glanced at Jackie, who looked kind of surprised. Yeah, I think it was Jackie that liked children. Or maybe it was Tyler, I can't remember. Either way I know one of the two hated them. Ah well, I guess we'll find out sooner or later. Lambo's pretty annoying, which is why I kind of strongly disliked it. I disliked it almost as much as I disliked Sun Chips. But not as much as health class. I hate that class yo. I always hide at the first lunch before I HAVE to be there. That, or I skip and go to all lunches. That's fun fun, but when it's cold it isn't, because crossing campuses is a pain when it's cold yes.
I smiled, showing off all my chompers. "I'll eat you small child, and sell your bones on the corners instead of drugs." I did a twitch thing too, but I think it only half worked out because Tsuna was looking at me like I should be on meds. Lambo blinked, before dashing in the other direction, crying. Yeah, I'm pretty good, aren't I? Gokuedera looked like he approved, but still looked like he did not enjoy me being in the same Country as Tsuna. He just wants the cute shota all for himself! Not far, sharing is caring!
I smiled and nodded, bofore looking at Reborn. "Hey, where do we sleep and stay at? We have no place to sleep." The three boys looked confused by this, I wonder why...Oh, right! Only reborn knows we come from another universe! I think it's best to keep it that way, just sayin'. Jackie sighed at my slip up, and explained.
"We lost all our belongings and money on the way over here from America." I nodded, smiling at her quick save. "Airport is Stan spawn, yes." Because you know, Stan is the eviler version of Satan! At least, that what he told me. Then he scampered off to eat some kittens, yum. He wouldn't share though, so I don't like him.
"I have already got a small apartment set up for you two, it's near Namimori Middle School, but you two will have to stay here for that night." I grinned, cool beans. "Yes, that does mean you are starting school tomorrow, you're uniforms are over there in the shopping bag." I scowled, I never got a break huh? I looked over to the bag, wondering when that poofed there. I have to say, I was a bit nervous. Aren't Japanese school more advanced them American schools? Plus, I wasn't that fond of the school uniforms. Oh well, I'll deal or something. I'll get some kind of short things to go , I can't help it that I'm tall! Such short skirts make me uncomfortable, Jackie should be fine though. Hur hur, you know ,because she's short.
I yawned, it's been a long day. "So, where do we sleep?" I asked, I have to say, my voice sounds kinda sexy in my head. Tsuna looked around, nervous and confused. Hm, well, I guess I can see what this means. There are five people already living in his house, there must not be that much room. "Eh, well. Bianchi took the last room...Um, you guys could sleep down here for tonight...I guess?" Tsuna mumbled, looking nervous as always. I grinned, kind of like an alligator I would imagine.
Using my secret pirate skills, I launched myself at Tsuna, wrapping my arms around his neck. "Dont' worry, we can share the same bed Tsu~na~" I sang, rubbing my forehead into his still shoulder. My green eyes looked at his expression, which was rather disturbed looking. Maybe he's taking meth or something. I don't know, is he? NAW! He wouldn't look as cute then! I felt hand grab at my waist, trying to pull me off of sweet, sweet, shota Tsuna!
"Get off of the Tenth you pervert woman!" I grunted, clutching Tsuna even tighter. "I'll never let go! Our love is forever and ever, unless I sell him." I whispered the last part, but Tsuna sure heard it. He made his weird noise, also trying to get me off of him. How rude! Eventually, from the pulling and pushing my arms slipped off and I fell to the floor. I used my arms to lift my face from the floor. I twisted my self around to see Gokudera, all angry like.
In one swift movement he grabbed onto my shirt, pulling me up to face level with him. Hur hur hur, getting kinky in here!
"Listen you crazy women, stop harassing the Tenth, do you got that?" He growled, trying to sound all badass. I smiled. "Meow."
Then he dropped me. Not a cat lover, nope nope. I jumped up, pointing to him, using my George Bush face. "You're only angry because I'm the same age as you, a gril and the same height as you! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!" He looked rather unimpressed, and I heard Yamamoto laugh in the back ground. Jackie looked kind of annoyed, but I saw her chatting with Reborn. I wonder what they were talking about.
"And uh, You'll never take away Tsuna's virginity! I will be his first! Uh-huh!" With leaving Tsuna with a disturbed face and Gokudera with an angry one, I scampered up the stares and launched myself into Tsuna's room, locking the door. Quickly I hid under the bed, snickering. This is fun, yes yes. Soon enough, I heard angry pounding on the door.
"You better let me in pervert woman! You'll pay for that!" I snickered.
"I dont' have to bend over and take it, do I?" I yelled, knowing that was a lie. I'm always the dominate one, silly billys! I heard the crashing of the door falling door, and my face turned white. Oh crap. The scene replayed it's self, as Gokudera yanked my from under the put, but this time he aimed a punch at me! Oh god, I'm going to die! I don't want to look like Adam Sandler!
"Dinner! Come down you too!" We blinked, looking to the door and then back to each other. With a shrug, we silently stood up, walking towards the door and down the stairs.
I sighed, sitting between Jackie and Yamamoto trying to be quiet. I can't be rude to Tsuna's mom, she has good cooking skills. Bianchi looked at Jackie and myself, smiling. I smiled back, I guess Reborn already told her about us. Bianchi is pretty cool, too bad she's a woman. Women don't fight so much in the manga, which is too bad. Oh well, men are sexier anyways! I looked down at my dish, and recognized it to be curry. I smiled, taking a bite into it. Yep, very delicious. But not as good as Sebastian's would have been.
He is one hell of a butler after all.
SHORT CHAPTER IS SHORT SORRY I LOVE YOU FORGIVE ME FOR NOT UPDATING I GOT A LIFE AND NOW VERY BUSY YES MEOW.
Hey, we'll say the time period is around chapter 45 in the manga, k?
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