Do bring a chair!
Hello again my dahlings!
I do hope that the first rule was of some help on your long and treacherous trip, sorry I couldn't come with you I had a lot of hard work to get through *hides ice crème cone and sun glasses behind back* ahem, yes , well I – I'm just holding that for a friend *grins innocently* anyways back to the subject, this rule is not a rule of such, it's more of a hint of advise, so pay close attention or you may end up on the floor for the whole of the trip.
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And now for the second rule of survival at Cackles academy:
Rule 2:
Do bring a chair!
This was the second thing that I learnt on my wonderful, yet lethal trip to the famous Cackles Academy. When you walk into the staffroom you will be introduced by Amelia to the marvellous staff of who inhabit the building. You will then be invited to take a seat with the rest of them at the table, I must stress this point as much as I possibly can, you, being the newbie in the room will get the old, rickety chair WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT SIT DOWN!! This chair is not only old and rickety, it has also been carved out of the most evil tree to ever grow on the planet, *remembers incident with said tree* therefore it will look at you innocently and as soon as your back is turned, it will rub its chair hands together with greed and grin maliciously. Once you have taken your seat on the old, rickety chair, it will act like any ordinary chair until you least expect it, this is its cue to strike.
CUNNING PLANS FAIL!
If like me, you think that you have devised a cunning plan, by all means try it! However, if this plan consists of swapping chairs with Hb, be warned; she does notice this and the nice friendly uncomfortable chair will disappear from underneath you, leaving you to plummet to the floor and crease your wings, this is only if you have wings of course but the plummeting still hurts! If you are lucky, you will escape without being turned into some humiliating creature take a tree frog for example, though cute, do you really want red feet? Keep this in mind; beware the Hb!!!
If you have been saved from a chair worse than death due to this rule, please do review, I'd like to know who still has their 'no falling off of the old rickety chair' pride intact, also the amount of free chairs that will need secret assembling and posting. For those who have met their fate due to this malevolent chair, I am deeply, deeply sorry. May you rest in peace. * salutes*
*Blue Moon Fairy tap-dances off stage* ;)