Author's Note: Why, I feel loved ^_^ I just want give a shout out to Sabaku No Ko-chan and Yuti-Chan. Thank you for reviewing. Because of you two, I felt inspired to finish writing this chapter. I hope you all enjoy.

Disclaimer: Me own-y NOTHING! Except that strange little girl. Her, I own.

Save our Earth?

Finally.

This was the only thing running through the head of a man he trudge down a path, a pack filled with supplies on his back. The man would have appeared to have been a normal traveler, had it not been for the blue skin, the gill-like markings on his cheek, his golden eyes, his freakish height, and the massive sword with bandages wrapped around what would be the blade that was attached to his back (over the pack).

For those of you that have not yet realized, yes. This blue man was, is, and always will be Kisame Hoshigaki, former ninja of Kirigakure and once one of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, currently a member of the Akatsuki (Me: DUH!! .). Now, what in God's name is Kisame doing?? You may ask.

Kisame Hoshigaki was going on a well deserved vacation to, wait for it, The Waterfall Village. Yes, my dears. The Waterfall Village. Don't question it… just go along with it. Anyways, Kisame was trudging down the path when a girl that was standing aside the road with a sign in her hand caught his attention. Naturally, he slowed down from his brisk pace to a leisurely walk to read the sign.

"SAVE OUR EARTH!" Complete with a little picture of the blue and green sphere with a big smiley face on it.

Cocking a brow, the blue man gave the girl a once over: she, herself, was very short- barely reaching his elbow. She had short, wild blue hair that stuck out in every which way, bright green eyes, and very pale skin. She was dressed in pale blue pants with rips in them everywhere and a dark green tunic shirt with a bunch of buttons pinned to the cloth; she had no shoes on, but she did have fingerless, hobo gloves. Around the neck, the girl wore a bunch of chains, and Kisame was unable to differ each chain from another.

Rolling his eyes, he is about to pass the girl when something grabs his hand. His eyes snap down to the appendage to see the strange girl hanging off it.

"Take me to Pandora."

"What?" Kisame cocked a brow, staring at the girl in confusion.

"You're blue, you have golden eyes, and you're massive. You're a Na'vi, obviously sent from Pandora to find me and take me to your home planet."

Okay, this girl was completely off her rocker. Kisame opened his mouth to speak, but the girl cut him off.

"Wait a moment… Are those… gills?"

Kisame's temple twitched, beginning to protest, but, again, the girl cut him off.

"Oh, my…" Realization flashed in the girls eyes and Kisame could only assume she realized who he was. "You must be a crossbreed!"

So he was wrong.

"Your father must be a Na'vi while your mother must be a shark!! It would explain your blue skin and your shark-like qualities… Yes, this makes perfect sense. After all, you do have gills and razor sharp teeth…"

Obviously this girl has never heard of a bloodline limit. Once again, Kisame tried to speak, but the girl continued without allowing him a word.

"But, where's your tail…? Hm… That must be one of the side effects of not being a complete Na'vi native. Though, that might mean you… Hey, do you have two penises? I heard sharks have two penises. I also heard that shark penises have hooks on them… Ouch, that seems painful…"

Kisame's face flooded with red, causing his skin to turn into a dark purple hue, both from anger and embarrassment at this girl's mouth. What the hell? She had such a huge mouth and she was shameless and annoying! In an attempt to escape the girl, Kisame began to walk, however, the girl simply followed, her sign abandoned in the side of the road.

Out of nowhere, she pulled out a bento box and opens it beginning to eat its contents with her hands. Kisame glances at it out of the corner of his eyes. It is filled with sushi. Of course.

The girl looks up at him, chewing on the sushi, swallowing and popping another in her mouth. Kisame gives her an odd look as she managed to put away nearly twenty pieces of sushi in a mere three minutes. Without offering any to him. How rude.

The girl dropped the bento box and continued walking with him. Kisame was about to open his mouth to comment that for someone so obsessed with "saving their planet" that she would stand on the side of the road, she was terrible at throwing things in a garbage can. However, as we all know, the girl interrupted him, covering her mouth with her hands, giving a loud gasp, eyes huge.

"Oh my goodness!"

Kisame prayed that she was remember that she had somewhere else to be at the moment. No such luck.

"Did I just eat your cousins?! I'm so sorry!" She patted his elbow, and he stared at her awkwardly. "I offer you my condolences, but, as you know, there are many fish in the sea, and you'll be able to find new cousins."

Not bothering to explain to her what the concept of a family was, nor to correct her by saying that is not how that phrase would be used, Kisame quickened his pace.

"Yo, listen up! Here's the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him. Inside and outside. Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and his-self and everybody around cause he ain't got nobody to listen."

Kisame twitched. That song never got old. Please, note the sarcasm.

"I'm blue da ba dee dabba die dabba dee dabba die dabba dee dabba die dabba dee dabba die dabba dee dabba die dabba dee dabba dieee~ I'm blue-"

"If you don't shut the fuck up, I'll kill you with Samehada."

"What? That… thing? It looks like a giant tampon."

"Why you little—WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? AHH!"

The little strange girl with an obvious mental illness had thrown red paint all over his beloved weapon, and was now on the floor, rolling about, laughing her dumb little arse off.

"Don't get your panties in a knot. Haha, you're hormones are obviously all over the place because of your womanly monthly issue!!"

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!"

"Oh, would you look at the time! Grandmother's expecting me. I've got to rid her home of nargles."

The strange girl skips off leaving Kisame confused and angry, a red-splattered Samehada still held over his head.

"Nargles…?"

Authors Notes: Yes, nargles. I really did have to go there. I hope all you readers out there at least giggled at this. I don't require reviews because I know I'll end up updating anyways, but they are nice. They make "my little corner of the world" a much better place. And, yes. I did take that from that one guy on Judge Judy who was a complete flake and airhead.

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