Author's Note: I would like to thank Bhel-Elryss for reviewing (and I would like to say: yes, poor Sasori… Bet you still laughed at his misfortune XD just kidding… kind of… lol). I really should be studying for AP tests, but I decided to update. This is for you Enjoy~!

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! How many times do I have to say that? Gosh…

Pinocchio and Sasori's Dollies

Sasori was sitting on his bed (which constantly left Deidara wondering why the hell he had one if he never needs to sleep), sniffled and glued his wood-buddy back together using Elmer's glue… Only thing is, the pieces kept detaching themselves from each other. Why wasn't he using wood glue?? Well, let's just say the last time he used wood glue he ended up gluing his hand to his head.

He had finally managed to keep the pieces from falling apart… when Deidara and Tobi burst into his room. Note the key word: his room. Now, despite the fact that he was a puppet, does not mean he could not feel emotions. He was no Nobody (1).

With the fire of anger and hatred of a thousand burning suns in his eyes, he glared at the duo. "What do you want?"

"Deidara-sempai told me…" Tobi began, eyes wide, waving his arms around frantically.

"I was JOKING, yeah!!"

"that you are Pinocchio!! Does that mean you were telling the truth when you said Tobi wasn't a good boy?!"

"D-Don't listen to him, danna. SHUT UP, TOBI!!" Deidara hissed.

Sasori blinked, glare intensifying.

"No. I'm not Pinocchio, bu-"

"YAY! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!" Tobi instantly began to jump up and down in place, clapping his hands over-enthusiastically. "GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY!"

"Guys…" Sasori began, but he went unheard.

"SHUT UP, BITCH! Don't make me shove my foot up your ass!" Deidara shouted at Tobi, smacking him upside the head, trying to ignore the intense glare Sasori was giving him, even though it was become more and more difficult.

Tobi sighed and crossed his arms, wagging his finger at Deidara. "Dei-Dei-sempai, do you think your mother would approve of your language?"

"Guys-" Sasori tried again.

"Tobi is a BAD BOY! DON'T CALL ME A DEI-DEI!"

"WAHH!! Tobi's a good boy!!"

"ARG! GUYS!"

Both men turn their gaze to Sasori (well, we can only assume Tobi did- can't see jack because of his mask). "…?"

"Shut the fuck up and get out of my room."

"BUT…!" Tobi exclaimed. "Tobi wants to play with Sasori's dollies!"

"They're not dolls. They're works of at."

"Bullshit, yeah. Art is a bang, un!"

"Please!!!"

"No, Tobi. And, no, Deidara. Art is eternal."

"Art's a BANG, yeah!"

"Pretty, pretty please!"

"NO, Tobi! ART IS ETERNAL!"

"Eternal my ass! Your art is shit! Even your wood-buddy agreed with me! Hmph, he's snapped in half, yeah."

"PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!"

"ASS WIPE! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROKE HIM!"

"And I regret NOTHING, un!"

"Pretty pretty please with whipped cream and cherries and ice cream and all the candy in the world!! For all that is good and pure PLAY DOLLS WITH ME!!"

"Fine! You can play with my 'dollies,' but for the love of Kami, SHUT UP! They're in the chest at the end of my bed."

"Psht, dolls are for little girls," Tobi rolled his eyes (well, it sounded like he did) and proceeded to skip out of the room.

Deidara glanced at Tobi and then at Sasori and then back at Tobi's retreating figure… and promptly burst out laughing.

"Shut up and get out of my room or else…"

"Or else, what, yeah??"

"Or else I'll tell everyone that you're involved with Tobi."

"… Art is a bang, yeah…"

"GET. OUT!"

And Sasori promptly threw the remains at Deidara, who squealed like a girl, picked up the edges of his uniform, and bolted out of the room.

Author's Note: Like I said, I'm not going to grovel for reviews, but I do appreciate them. Make me update a lot faster and what not… Besides, if you review, I'll post your name and I'll try to answer to your review every time I update. I don't know about you, but I do feel special when I read a story with my pen name showing up lol.

Kingdom Hearts reference :3