"THAT STUPID BASTARD!" Deidara screamed angrily, slamming his fist on the restroom counter. (I don't get why schools and restaurants bathrooms are called bathrooms if there's not even a bath. I feel like a nerd. -_-) Tobi stared worriedly at his best friend. "It's ok Sempai-" Tobi attempted to assure Deidara. "NO IT'S NOT! STUPID TEME! STUPID TEME1! .!" Deidara exclaimed putting emphasis on each syllable. "Zetsu is really nice Sempai!" Tobi said out of the blue.
FLASHBACK!
"Tobi! Wait!" Zetsu yelled running up to Tobi. "Yes Zetsu?" Tobi asked. "I'm sorry about pein. He's just a pain in the ass." Zetsu said attempting to crack a joke. Tobi laughed. "T-That's mean but Tobi thinks it's funny!" Tobi tee-hee-ed. Zetsu smiled. "So your not mad? Please don't be." Tobi sighed. "No Tobi is not mad but Tobi doesn't know if Tobi can say the same for sempai…" Tobi replied frowning. They both glanced over at the blond and saw Sasori obviously trying to apologize to the boy. "Oh yes We know Deidara's mad." Zetsu said. "Ze-" "TOBI COME ON UN!" He heard Deidara yell. He looked up and noticed how far away he was. "Tobi has to go. COMING SEMPAI!" Tobi yelled rushing toward Deidara.
FLASHBACK END!
Deidara frowned. "Tobi just be careful I don't trust any of them but if you like Zetsu then-" Suddenly the bell rang for class. "Damn un!" Deidara cursed. "we'll talk later un." Tobi nodded and the two went to their next class. History. BORING! "It's ok sempai." Tobi said. "What's ok un?" Deidara asked him. "…Tobi doesn't know…" Tobi said frowning. Deidara chuckled then dragged his friend to history.
Sasori's and Zetsu's P.O.V.
"DAMN YOU PEIN!" Sasori cursed angrily. "YEAH! SMOOTH MOVE!" Zetsu yelled. "Sorry how was I supposed to know. And don't yell at your leader!" Pein yelled back. Suddenly Zetsu and Sasori's faces looked like snakes and they hissed at him. "EEP!" Pein eep-ed and hid behind Konan. Sasori sighed. "Well what do we do now?" He asked Zetsu. "I don't know. Well Tobi wasn't mad so we're clear." Sasori growled and slammed his head on the table. "Bitch." Sasori mumbled. "Bastard.cock sucker!" Zetsu replied. "OOH BITCH YOU JUST GOT SERVED BITCH!" Hidan exclaimed. Kakuzu smirked behind his mask. "Hey there's your boy-toy now." Pein laughed. Sasori spun around to see Deidara talking with Principal Tsunade. They saw Deidara frown then drop his head back and groaned. Tsunade laughed and then walked away. They watch Deidara seem to curse and began hitting his head against a wall. Sasori began to stand but then Tobi ran over. They saw them talk then Tobi looked over. They saw him wave to Zetsu then drag Deidara off. "Damn!" Hidan whistled. Kakuzu growled and ripped off his mask and kissed Hidan passionately which ended up as a make out session. "Get a room!" Kisame yelled. A grin spread across Hidan and Kakuzu's faces and Kakuzu dragged Hidan off. "…hn." "Your right Itachi that is disturbing." Kisame agreed. "Seriously that's just creepy." Pein said. "DUDES! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT MY DEI PROBLEM?!" Sasori yelled. "hmmm…" Everyone began thinking. Suddenly A large grin appeared on Sasori's face. "I've got it." He said slyly. "What?!" Everyone asked. Sasori smirked and everyone leaned forward. "Ok here's what we're gonna do…"
Deidara's P.O.V.
Deidara shivered. "What's the matter Sempai?" Tobi asked. "I just got a very bad feeling that I should hide under my bed for at least a week un." Deidara replied. "where did that come from Sempai?" Tobi asked. "I have no idea un…" Deidara and Tobi shrugged then went back to talking. "so what does Sempai think of Sasori. "Must we bring him up un?" Deidara asked. Tobi simply nodded. "Well I guess he's cute and charming in a way un." Tobi nodded for Deidara to continue. "But we can never be together un." Deidara said sadly. Tobi frowned knowing it was impossible for them to have boyfriends. "So Sempai…" Tobi started. "un?" "Tobi was just wondering…Tobi knows that we can't have boyfriend's but do you think we could have friends?" Tobi asked semi-timidly. Deidara frowned. Now that I think about it un when was the last time Tobi had a friend before me un? I've been keeping him from having friends un. I have extra-mouths no one would want to be-friend a freak un. But Tobi's totally normal, he just has a mask and is kinda annoying un. If Tobi wants to have friends I can't keep him for my own selfish reasons un. I guess it wouldn't hurt to let him hang out with other people Un. "Sempai?" Tobi asked braking Tobi from his thoughts. "Sorry thinking un. And sure I cant decide whether or not you have friends un." Deidara replied. "We, sempai. Whether or not WE have friends. Tobi's known Sempai since pre school Tobi knows what sempai was thinking about. If Sempai isn't friends with them Tobi isn't either! Tobi's not gonna leave Sempai alone! Sempai is Tobi's best friend and no-one or anything is going to change that! If they can't except Sempai they can't except Tobi either!" Deidara bit his lip at Tobi's outburst. "Tobi un! NO-ONE CAN EXCEPT A FREAK BUT YOUR NORMAL UN! YOU CAN HAVE FRIENDS AND I WILL NOT LET YOU GIVE UP YOUR HAPPINESS AT MY EXSPENSE! TOBI I WANT YOU TO HAVE FRIENDS MORE THAN ONE LET ALONE A FREAK UN!" Deidara yelled. "TOBI DOESN'T CARE! TOBI WON'T LEAVE SEMPAI NO MATTER WHAT! SEMPAI COULD BETRAY AND LIE TO TOBI AND TOBI WOULDEN'T LEAVE SEMPAI! TOBI AND SEMPAI ARE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER!" Tobi yelled back. Deidara took a breath. "Tobi un. You're my you're my brother un. I'm not gonna let you miss the opportunity to have friends un." Deidara said more calmly. "Sempai and Tobi will have friends together." Tobi said defiantly. Deidara gave in and sighed but then smiled a soft smile. "ok Tobi un. You win un." Tobi smiled and Deidara and Tobi shared in a hug.