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I'm unhappy with this chapter :/

Chapter Three: My Lieutenants pineapple.

Dearest Sakura,

Yes, I have returned once more. I'm making sure to find the time to write in your beautiful pages more and more often. Sakura, I hope you're pleased, as I take care of you like if you were one of the cherry blossoms that fall from my trees, each one that I cherish immensely. But you Sakura, the only one of them, that I can truely confide in, write my most sentimental and intimate thoughts. Even the curios case of my Lieutenant is being written in this delicate parchment. And today, I really have become confused.

I was walking along the polished floors of my home, the maids do an excellent job keeping my home tidy, yet I knew Rukia had returned, so I decided to greet my only sister. What else could she want? Her older brother greeting her, I would be delighted as well! But, I grew angry, hearing my Lieutenants whisper and her light heated giggle! That man seemed to know no boundaries, especially when it was with my adoptive sister! And Hisana's beautiful sister, I growled, inaudibly, and made my way to the door, Rukia's whimsical voice however rang out to me. My Lieutenant was being scolded? And by the sounds, grunts and groans; he was being beaten to a pulp. I blinked, unable to help myself really, especially when Rukia screamed, even I swallowed at the fowl language that spilled from her lips. I shook my head, Kurosaki would be to blame of this. And I would have my revenge.

"B-but I didn't say it was for you"

"Me? Wear pantyhoes, Renji; you fool!"

They exchanged words for some time, yet I frowned; of course, she wuld not be caught in such degrading things! She was a Lady, who wore kimono's. Another battle could be heard going on within the room. I prayed that the ornamental vases would be alright. It was Renji's out cry that made me freeze, worry for my Lieutenant knotting my stomach, I listened quietly, silently, like approaching Death's door.

"Then what do I tell him?"

Rukia silenced him, and said they would speak later of such matters, I walked briskly away, thoroughly annoyed by their antics, and the fact; Renji seemed close to saying who those pantyhoes were for! This, was quickly becoming aggravating. I needed to eat, I wanted something nice, something... sweet, maybe pineapple and cream?

Yes, that was what I had had, as my thoughts swivled; I seen my Lieutenant enter, and flush as red as his hair- what? Had he never seen his Captain eat? Or maybe, it was the odd mixture of food that made his mind a whirlwind? I smirked in wards at my thought, maybe, I was a step closer then I originally thought.

I'll update on this case as soon as possible, Sakura.

Byakuya.