(In the prop house, Sonny and her cast members are fighting. Here, we can see Zora holding up a pair of fancy tickets. The cast appears to be fighting over them.)
Tawni: You can't lie to me Sonny!
Sonny: Where did you even find them? They were in my side of the room.
Tawni: Sonny, there are two things I like in this world. Me being right and you not being right. And I wanted to prove it. See how smart I am!
Zora: How are you going to explain your negative grades?
Tawni: Zora, Zora, Zora. When you grow as old as I am, you begin to realize that there are only two important things in the world. Me, and me.
Nico: That's the same word.
Tawni: Yeah, but saying it twice just makes it more important.
(Sonny attempts the leave the prop house without being noticed.)
Zora: WE'RE OFF TOPIC! And look. (picks up a blonde piece of hair on the tickets.) Evidence. (She growls.)
Grady: And Pooper's signature.
(Everyone looks at him.)
Nico: Dude, how do you know that?
Grady: Uh…well…Only Pooper doesn't know how to write his letters properly. I mean, look.
(Everyone agrees in unison.)
Zora: (turns to Grady with an evil look) We'll deal with you after Sonny.
(Grady laughs nervously and gulps, but stops quickly after a harsh look from Zora.)
Tawni: So what do you have to say for yourself Sonny?
Sonny: I don't have a date with Chad (rolling her eyes and starts to walk toward the door of the prop house). That's ridiculous.
Chad: (walks into prop house) Hey Sonny. I wanted to talk about our date.
Zora: AHA!
Sonny: (avoiding and ignoring her casts members glaring looks) Sure Chad, what's up?
Chad: I can't make it.
Sonny: What do you mean you can't make it?
Chad: You see, at the Falls, we've having an important guest star, and she's going to be here tonight, and we have a big party going on.
Nico: Party? With chocolate fountains…
Grady: Love those.
Nico: And cheese…
Grady: Love that even more.
Nico: And girls.
Grady: Forget what I said before. I didn't know what love really was until that last sentence there.
Chad: (stares at them) Yeah, over at the Falls, that's nothing. We have someone even more important.
Sonny: Someone?
Chad: Guess you Randoms better find a new singer to dish your show. Because on ours, we have someone coming that's even better than Trey Roberts. (sing-song voice) Hannah Montana (fake covers his mouth dramatically)
Sonny: So wait, you're cancelling our date to The-Awesomer-Than-Awesome Restaurant in Hollywood to go to a party?
(Zora growls.)
Chad: Actually, no. I came to ask for my tickets back. I'm taking Hannah.
Sonny: Oh my, gosh. I can't believe that you tricked me into dating you. And you know that Hannah isn't even real?
Chad: I didn't trick you. I just temporarily replaced you. And everyone knows that Hannah and Miley are two different people Sonny.
Sonny: (speechless for a moment and then suddenly grabs the tickets) Here are your dirty tickets Pooper! And don't ever try bothering me again!
Chad: Sonny-
Sonny: OUT!
Chad: Son-
(Zora uses her meat catapult to fling a meat slice on Chad's hair)
Chad: MY DARLING!!! MY LIFE!!! YOU'VE KILLED MY BABY!!! (Runs out of the So Random prop house)
(Sonny turns back to her cast.)
Sonny: Told you I wasn't going on a date with Chad. (She then forces a smile.)
