RAW: July 14, 2003. Kane's rampage affected both Chris Jericho and Big Show, who were both brutally beaten. Vince McMahon came out and again criticized Eric Bischoff for his poor choices. Vengeance is coming up quite quickly, and Bischoff had better get his act together.
1! 2! 3! The Dudley Boyz beat La Resistance in under a minute. Just as the Dudleys left, Kane's pyro went off and he went down to the ring. As Kane was about to do his ring pyro, "I'M BAACK!" blared through the speakers. Eric Bischoff strutted to the ring with a smug look on his face.
"Ahh jeez, it's him again. What does he have to say now?" sighed JR.
"Come on, now, JR! Eric Bischoff is our General Manager. We aren't even worthy to see him once a month, let alone every year!" Jerry Lawler responded.
"And here's Jerry 'The King' Lawler, more of a corporate kiss-ass than Mr. Bischoff himself."
"Quiet, JR." hissed Lawler.
"Guess what!" said Bischoff, "I took ol' Vinnie's advice and brought the man who can defeat Kane. Ladies and gentlemen, shut the hell up. Here is the man of the hour, Goldberg!!"
"Oh God..." JR mumbled. Goldberg appeared and sprinted to the ring. As he slid in and stood up, Kane gave him a hearty punch to the temple. Goldberg fell back. Kane grabbed his head and stood him back up. Goldberg responded with a barrage of punches to Kane's stomach. As Kane staggered backwards, Goldberg ran at him and decked him with a spear.
"Ahaha! Where's RVD now, Kane?" shouted Lawler. Goldberg wasn't finished. He picked up Kane by the throat and lifted him into the air.
"NO! I wanna do it!" shouted Eric Bischoff. A confused Goldberg dropped Kane and Bischoff slid into the ring. He grabbed Kane's head and attempted to pull him up, but couldn't do it. Goldberg grabbed Kane and picked him up. He seated Kane at the top of the turnbuckle. Bischoff stepped on the top turnbuckle with Kane. He wrapped both of his hands around Kane's throat and jumped off, taking Kane with him. They both went crashing into the ground.
"Haha! Yes! Eric Bischoff just took out Kane with a super chokeslam! I can't believe it! Vengeance came early this year! Ahaha!" Lawler shouted and hooted as Bischoff got up, totally surprised he actually pulled it off.
"Oh yeah, and Goldberg didn't help at all..." mumbled JR. As Bischoff stood up on the turnbuckle he launched Kane off of, Kane sat up.
"Oh-ho-ho! Maybe some real vengeance may come now!" shouted JR.
"Are you kidding me? Kane should be dead!" snapped Lawler. Kane walked over to Eric Bischoff, still on the turnbuckle, and grabbed his throat. Kane stood on the top turnbuckle as well. Bischoff was screaming in fear.
"What goes around comes around, you son of a bitch!" yelled JR as Kane took a mighty leap off the turnbuckle. He super chokeslammed Bischoff so hard, he went through the ring.
"Fire him! Fire him right now for assaulting our GM!" yelled Lawler.
"Shut up, King! Eric Bischoff better damn well be ready for Vengeance! This is nothing compared to what he's going to get in less than 20 days!" replied JR. Over at the entrance ramp, Vince McMahon was applauding with an evil grin on his face. Paramedics were swarming the ring. An unconscious Eric Bischoff was put onto a gurney and wheeled off. Kane resumed what he was about to do a half hour earlier. He raised his hands, and dropped them as fire spewed from the turnbuckles.
