Lilly: WHOOPS!! Sorry not a chapter! But NEVARR Fear!!
Laurry:Okay even though Lilly refuses to admit it, it's been a long time since we updated..A really long time...soo to renew your hopes and maybe get a few people reading this again so you're all, not confused when we DO update here is a little teaser for your enjoyment.
Lilly: We're hoping to have a chapter up to you by the end of May at the least and then it's regular updating from then on...
Laurry: Bit of a speed bump came up in RL so we were 'away'
Lilly: But nao we is backkk! And badder than eva!!! XD!
Laurry: So yeah here it goes....
Artemis Fowl the Second and a Half.
Teaser One.
Missy POV
I was strapped to some soft seat and without opening my eyes I could tell I was vertical. The surface beneath me was vibrating, was I in a car? Or something moving?
Almost afraid I opened my eyes only to close them again.
OMIGOSH!! I was being abducted! By aliens!!
From what I'd seen of the transport I was in it had been all white and like nothing I'd ever seen before. I was in a space ship of some sort I just knew it! Damn it. I. Was. Being. ABDUCTED!!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
And worst of all... I had to pee...
Normal POV
"I don't like this." Holly said suddenly.
Artemis gave her one questioning look.
"This." She gestured with one hand "It was bad enough with you and Butler the first time I had to bring you here by fource. But she's just an innocent girl who-who-"
"She is irksome... and this needs to be taken care of." He said simply folding his arms.
"She's just a girl who has the misfortune to be associated with you!"Holly grit out. 'Gods, teenage boys!' she thought irritably "I mean you were unconscious but the crying..." she trailed off not knowing how to express her discomfort.
And though Artemis didn't deign to respond to her he too was disturbed with the turn of events. He'd expected anger with Missy's colourful personality but this helplessness was disconcerting. And perhaps he had overestimated her. She wasn't, like him used to situations with such high levels of stress. His newly acquired conscience was taking a severe beating and his mothers face kept popping up in his mind.
Lilly: AAAAAAnd there you have it!!
Laurry: Be happeh crazzeh peoples....we are not dead.
Lilly:um...yeah nao we gotta go and like wash the dishes soo baiiiiiiiiiiii! XD