Snakes of Sorts
Ohhhh... pretty!
It looks so shiny and nice in the sunlight. I wonder what it is? A snake, perhaps? I scamper across the garden to where this mysterious animal lies. It looks sort of plastic-y and translucent. Ohh? What's this runny stuff on it? Hmmm...
Tastes kinda weird.
"Bostov!"
Shit, play dead...
"Here you are, Bostov, I was so worried about you, you know!" Yuzu peers closer to look at me.
"Oh? What's this you've found, Bosto-!!"
Oh my god, where's the hollow?! Let me at 'em! I'll show 'em whose boss!
But it's no hollow, Yuzu is screaming!
What the hell have I done, now?
Wait-No, Yuzu, come back! What's wrong?
Then it hits me...
I just ate the snakes poison! Ohh god, I'm gonna DIE!!
Ichigo runs outside looking shaken and oddly ruffled, his shirt hanging out and his buckle undone.
"Kon, what happened?" He asks urgently.
"IM GOING TO DIE!!" I scream and run at his leg, frantically clutching at the fabric of his jeans.
"I ate the poison!" I wail.
But Ichigo is frozen, eyes locked with the rubbery, poisonous snake in the grass.
He looks mortified.
Up above us, from Ichigo's bedroom window I hear a loud, deep chuckle.
Sometime later...
"Oi, where the hell are you sticking that soapy sponge, you tit!"
HAHAHA!
Ohh.. it was funnier in my head, I apologise.
It was a rubber jonny, btw. ;)