A very handsome and decked out Jack walked into the bar and took a seat next to his wife Sam. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
Sam notices this and jokingly asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
Sam is not sure what Jack is up to and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
Sam's gives him her 'oh please' look but plays along. "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." he whispers with a patented O'Neill smirk.
Sam smirks at her husband's antics and whispers back, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties."
Jack then taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
WHACK
Jack wondered if he was going to get a bald spot with all the times she whacked him in the same spot.