Sam remembered when Jack had proposed to her at the cabin. She thought it was both amusing and touching when he assumed the classic position to propose to her—down on one bended knee.

"Are you serious?" she had asked, laughing.

"Of course I'm serious," he had said. "I'm on my bad knee."

Now it was her turn. She dragged him out to the dock and got down on one knee. If she wasn't so nervous about the situation, his confused face might have made her burst into giggles.

"Jack, . . . ." she held out the box opening it to reveal a pacifier, "how would you like to be a father."

He opened and closed his mouth but couldn't seem to get any words came out. Then he did the Jack O'Neill thing, using action instead of words, pulling her up and kissing her lovingly.

"I hope that means yes."

"Yeahsureyoubetcha" he said hugging her close.

"Good because about 7.5 months and from now, you're gonna be a daddy."

And that's when Jack O'Neill did something he would never admit to anyone. Even Daniel, or Teal'c. He fainted.

A couple months later, Sam and Jack were in lamaze class, where they had an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand in order to give him an idea of what it felt like to be pregnant. Jack stood up and shrugged, saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."

The teacher then dropped a pen and asked him to pick it up.

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant?" he asked.

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to Sam and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."

Whack!

BRING!! The phone went off. Sam groggily picked up the phone.

"Carter."

IT was the SGC and they needed her in within the hour

As she was getting ready to head out the door, her husband, Jack, groggily said, "You shouldn't have to go down there by yourself at this hour. I mean you're pregnant for crying out loud. " Just as she was thinking, how thoughtful of him, he added, "Better take the dog with you."

WHACK!

One day, Sam's housework-challenged husband, Jack, decided to wash his own sweatshirt to be helpful during his wife's pregnancy. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to her, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," She replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

"University of Oklahoma," he yelled back.

"Jack do me a favor and hit yourself over the head so I don't have to come over there."

After the birth of Sam's daughter, a woman from the records department stopped by the hospital room to get information for her birth certificate. "Father's date of birth?" she asked. When Sam told her, she said, "Do you realize that his birthday is exactly nine months before your daughter's birth?"

"No, I hadn't thought about it," She responded, "but now that you mention it, I have a daughter, Cassie, who's birthday is a couple days before the same date."

After she finished taking down all the data, the woman patted Sam's hand and said, "Maybe you should start buying your husband a tie for his birthday instead."

Sam's mouth opened wide in shock as the woman left. If only she could have whacked that woman over the head. Where was Jack anyhow?

As Sam and Jack left the gym after their first real workout in weeks (Sam was doing all she could to lose the baby weight), they both felt energized. "Let's renew our commitment to do it three times a week," Sam said.

"Absolutely," Jack agreed way too enthusiastically, "three times as a minimum."

"And no whining," Sam said expecting some argument. "No excuses."

"No, we'll do it with energy and enthusiasm."

"And on my late night, we can just meet here at the gym."

"The gym?" Jack said, with his patent crestfallen pout. "I thought we were talking about sex!"

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