Author's Chapter Notes:

The last part is the funniest.

Sam arrived home late after a stressful day at the SGC. She walked to baby Grace's room to kiss her already sleeping daughter. Once she had checked up on Grace, she headed to her own bedroom noticing the light was on. To her surprise there was Jack lying naked on the bed.

"What turns you on more… my pretty face or my sexy body?" Jack whispered.

Sam was doing her best to stay serious and not burst out laughing. She looked her husband up and down for a moment and then replied "Your sense of humor."

Jack would have made a huff or something to show he was offended but his wife beat him to it, hands and mouth preoccupying him. Oh well, he'd get her back later, when his brain wasn't mush.

Sam woke up and realized Jack wasn't in bed with her. She heard the tv on in the living room and got up to follow the sound.

"What are you doing up? You know we barely get sleep now with Grace as it is."

"Well," Jack started, "I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamt I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, and they were all dancing in a row."

Sam knew this wasn't it but decided to humor him. "That doesn't sound so terrible."

"Oh yeah?", Jack smirked, "I was the third girl from the end."

Sam couldn't help but giggle.

"Hey, no giggling." He said as he pulled her down to sit in his lap.

"What is it really?" Sam said as she cuddled into him.

Jack only said one word "Charlie."

"You gonna be ok?"

"With you two I will be"

Whack!

"Ow!, why'd you hit me Sam"

" One reason. . . Blondes, brunettes, and red heads"

"Oh! Well that's fair"

She started to stand, "Come back to bed with me?"

"Yeahsureyoubetcha"

In bed, Sam had already fallen back asleep. He leaned over to kiss her and whispered, "I love you and thank you for our daughter."

Jack had been staying home with Grace while Sam would go into the SGC and work on Doohickeys. Sam happened to have the day off and the whole family got in the car to drive to the park. Grace had just a turned 2 and a half. Jack had even made her half of a birthday cake (meaning he at half of it himself before he served it). Grace was getting fidgety in the back seat so Sam decided to distract her.

"Where does Daddy live?"

"Colorado."

"Where does Uncle Daniel live?"

"Egypt."

"Where does Grandma live?"

"Florida."

"And where does Mommy live?"

"At work!"

Two weeks later Sam took a week off to spend time with her daughter and husband at the cabin.

Sitting on the dock Sam with her daughter, feet dangling into the water Sam's daughter started to speak.

"I'm glad you're living with us mommy"

And Sam knew it was worth it, even if Felger got to play with the new doohickey

During a violent thunderstorm, up at the cabin, Sam was tucking Grace into bed.

She was about to turn off the light when Grace asked with a tremor in her voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

Sam couldn't help but smile and gave her daughter a reassuring hug. "I can't sweetie," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

Grace seemed to ponder something as she sat in silence. The silence was broken at last when Grace huffed, "The big sissy!"

Daniel was babysitting 4 year old Grace while Sam and Jack were out for their anniversary. Daniel had read her the Wizard of Oz, put her to bed, and then sat to watch (well to point out the errors) on the history channel.

[Five minutes later]

"Uncle Daniel?..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" Daniel knew he had to be strong or Grace would walk all over him.

"No. You had your chance. Lights out honey."

[Five minutes later]

"Uncle Da-aaaaniel..."

"What Grace!?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again. . . ." Crap he couldn't think of anything "I just might have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]
That might have actually worked, thought Daniel. He couldn't believe she believed him. He didn't think he had the heart to put Grace in timeout let alone spank her.

"Uncle Daaaa-aaaNIEL..." Spoke to soon.

"WHAT GRACE??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?" Yep, there was no doubt she was Jack's kid.

Chapter End Notes:

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