AN: Hello to all! Thanks for reviewing/alerting/faving, I appreciate it! So I have decided to do one of these after every episode, so this is the one that goes along with "Mattress". It's gonna be kinda hard to do them during the hiatus, but that's what fillers are for ;D I thought of going back and doing one for the previous 10 episodes, but that would be too confusing. Anyway, this is a song I've been wanting them to do on Glee for a while now. Does anyone else think Kurt and Rachel have major Elphaba/Galinda potential?
Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!
For your face, your voice, your clothing!
Let's just say- I loath it all!
Every little trait how ever small makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing!
There's a strange exhilaration in such total detestation.
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit, it came on fast, still I do believe that it can last.
And I will be loahing, loathing you my whole life long!
Wicked, ahhh, Wicked. I wasn't kidding when I said I have an entire iPod shuffle dedicated to songs from Wicked. I really do. My aunt gave it to me for my birthday last year, but I already had an iTouch, so I didn't really know what to do with it. It was green, so I decided to put anything Wicked related in it. Now, ever time I'm in the mood for Wicked (which is quite often) I don't have to go through my 5.427 song iTouch to find it. Aren't I brilliant?
This has got to be one of my favorite songs in the whole show, besides Defying Gravity. Nothing is better than Defying Gravity. That song just gives you a sort of sense that anything is possible… it's invigorating. It really bothers me that Mr. Shue wanted us to sing the Idina remix of the song. I doesn't even have the epic "So if you care to find me…" bit that gives me chills. Yeah, pretty upset about that. I'm even more upset that I blew that note. I wanted that song so bad. And I did sing it better than Rachel, if I may say so myself. I could've gotten it… but then again, I don't wanna get killed. It's just so unfair that I can't sing my all-time favorite song because people in the stupid cow-town are too ignorant and intolerant to deal with that fact that I'm a boy and I can hit a high F! Dammit!
But… I don't want me or my dad or anyone I care about to get hurt. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
So now, of course, Rachel Berry is going to sing my song in front of those judges at sectionals, and they're gonna love it, and it's just gonna be soooo perfect… because Rachel gets everything. She gets the song. She gets all the solos. She gets the recognition. She gets Finn.
Oh, come one, you know it's gonna happen! Finn and Quinn are hanging by a thread; she treats him like shit. It's so wrong! It's like giving a pair of Armani jeans to Patches, the hobo in front of the library. SO WRONG! And you know they're gonna break up sooner or later! Rachel and Finn are already all cozy, singing lead together for like every song, screwing each other with their eyes, twirling around merrily, all gushy and EW! It's sickening.
Then today she comes up to me, asking if I wanted to do some sore of gay-les-ball or whatever with her and I'm just like OH MY GOD RACHEL BERRY GET OUT OF MY FACE! I mean, since when is she lesbian? Hmm, I don't see her staring at anyone but Finn, much less another girl! Is she purposely trying to piss me off?
Ahh! I hate her!
I absolutely, completely, totally, utterly… loathe her.
Just like this song!
Every single thing about her makes me want to vomit.
Her face. She always has this pouty face or this over enthusiastic smile. *Gags* And her clothes – don't even get me started. Although, I do admit she has improved slightly since my little "makeover"…
Her voice, well, you can't deny it, she can sing. Although, sometimes it gets to the point where it sounds like she's having an orgasm… but she can sing.
It's JUST like Elphie and Galinda. We just absolutely hate each other and then… wait a minute. I'm forgetting how this story ends…
Hahahahahahahahaha! Me and Rachel?
Best friends?
As Mercedes would say – oh HELL no!