Hey there sugar baby

Saw you twice at the pop show

You taste just like glitter
mixed with rock and roll

I like you a lot, lot

Think you're really hot, hot!

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I think I just had an orgasm.

I'm not even joking.

Finn Hudson, why are you so fucking sexy?

I mean, how else am I supposed to react to you strutting around the choir room in your adorable cheap American Eagle hoodie with your seductive, dreamy baritenor voice? All I can say is: Thank goodness for my new, long Marc Jacobs trench coat.

Ahh, he's a God. I want him. More than anything.

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Baby is a bad boy with some retro sneakers

Let's go see The Killers and make out in the bleachers

I like you a lot, lot

Think you're really hot, hot!

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I know it's silly, but sometimes I like to pretend he's singing to me. When he reaches my seat in the choir room, he'll sweep me off my feet and whisk me away to some private room where he'll continue to sing in my ear: "Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name?"

Hello, Finn Hudson. I love you too. My name is Kurt Hummel and you are absolutely delicious.

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I'm not loose, I like to party

Let's get lost in your Ferrari

Not psychotic or dramatic

I like boys and that is that.

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I'm not even gonna pretend to understand what's going on between him and Rachel. They're dating, he dumps her (smart move), she picks up another guy (who's totally playing her), and now he wants her back?! And she rejects him!? Rachel Berry, you are a stupid, stupid little girl. You have the hottest guy in the entire Midwest eating out of your fingers and you reject him!?

Well, I guess that just means more for me. And how will I accomplish that, you ask?

Oh, I have a plan.

What is it?

I can't tell you. But you'll find out soon enough.

If everything goes right, there will be a wedding at the end of the tunnel… and no, it's not mine and Finn's.

(Not that it's legal, anyway. Stupid Ohio)

Glee is BAAAAAACK! This one goes to Hell-O. Kurt's face while Finn was singing Hello, I Love You was priceless. The song is Boys Boys Boys by Lady GaGa. I would love some reviews! :)