Author's Note: I don't own Glee, I wish but still I don't Glee or any song lyrics
Setting: Glee rehearsal room in the "Home" Episode I figured it can be a Kurt and Artie moment. Oh and in this story Nobody knows that Tina's stutter is fake besides Artie Enjoy XD
So, it was Monday, everyone is back in school Kurt couldn't help but smile throughout the whole day.
"What up with you my fashion man" Mercedes asked coming towards Kurt's locker.
"I had a very good weekend that's all."
"So are you and Artie working on your Glee song?"
"Yea we are doing a Phil Collins song."
"Oh sounds exciting!" Mercedes wouldn't ever think of Phil Collins for a Glee song but she knew Kurt would be able to pull it off.
"Hey, Kurt have you seen Artie?" Tina and Rachel asked walking to Mercedes and Kurt's direction.
"No why" Kurt asked
"We thought you two paired up for Glee but we don't see him this morning."
"Huh he did have slight cough when I went over to practice with him."
During lunch Kurt saw how worried Tina was and ended up texting Artie.
Hey man, Tina is super worried about you and so am I, where are you?
-Author's Note: I'm assuming they have a gym class! So yea XD-
He didn't reply throughout the whole day. As Kurt was getting dressed in the boy's locker room he heard something from the stall. As he wanted to open the door, it was shut tight. Like something was blocking it.
He got into the other stall and stood on the toilet to see what was going on. There he was, it was Artie duck taped to the seat and duck tape around his mouth. His wheelchair blocking the door.
"Oh my god, Artie" Kurt rolled into the other stall to help him out. "This is going to hurt." As he ripped the duck tape from his mouth. "Who the hell did this to you?"
"Fucking douches called the basketball team and Puck. And…umm…Ouch!" Kurt pulled the rest of the tape off hurting Artie's sanative spot. Kurt helped with his pants and set Artie back in his chair.
"You know for a skinny white kid like you I'm surprised you can lift me." Kurt just smiled at his remark.
"I'm going to give Puck a piece of my mind."
"Kurt no don't!" Artie pulled his arm. It was too late Kurt had grabbed his shirt putting it on as he walked through the door to the gang of football/basketball players a.k.a. Neanderthals. Artie was about ten feet behind Kurt.
"What in the hell is wrong with you people, especially you Noah. Trapping Artie in the stall all day like a normal ass day." The jocks were surprised Kurt cursed. "Just because you had something with Artie doesn't mean you get the right to torture him like you do to all the nerds. What, are you secretly in love with them too and what about me. You tend to throw in the dumpster ever now-and-then." The group of jocks stared at Puck.
"What the hell are you talking about? I'm straight as an arrow." Puck had as response.
"Yea sure, you are just saying that because you don't want your "team-mates" to think you were gay or they would throw in that dumpster right now." Once again the gang of jocks stared. Artie was in shock. He saw the look on Puck's face.
"Please like I was gay that is ridiculous. I'm out of here." Puck's word slurred as he stormed off to his truck. Artie could feel that sting look on Puck's face or maybe it was still the duck tape burn from his face.
The rest of the jocks just separated to get home, they were still shocked on the language that come out of the gay boy's mouth.
Kurt had walked up to Artie. "That felt thrilling and so loose."
"Kurt you really got to him."
"Good, he deserves it."
"I don't know man" Artie questioned him for his actions. With that Artie was thinking about that pained look on Puck throughout dinner.
"Something wrong son?" His father bothered asking at the dinner table.
"Yea, just some high school drama" he replied.
"Is it between you, Kurt, and Tina?" his mother commented.
"Yea kind of, I'm really not that hungry. May I be excused?" Artie rolled to his room staring at his phone, debating to call or not to call Puck. The phone rang…
"Hello this is Noah"
"Hey man what's up"
"I'm not here right now so go ahead leave a message." As the tone set in.
"Umm…hey Puck I wanted to talk to you about what happened after school in the parking lot and umm…" The phone clicked twice and he heard the voice of a deep male.
"Hey Artie" Puck answered.
"Hey listen man I'm sorry about Kurt exploding on you in the parking lot."
"It's not all your fault. Besides the fact that you told him about us."
"Yea and I wanted to apologize about that."
"What did you get him to straddle you?"
"Well yea but that's not the point, I'm sorry I told him. He was asking about my sexuality and it just came out." Artie sounded depress at this point.
"So you and him are fucking, what 'bout Tina?" Puck question turned to a sexual voice.
"Yea haven't got to tell her, I was stuck on a toilet remember?"
"You're not going to tell her are you?!"
"Took her awhile to tell me that her stuttering was fake." Artie took offensive
"What, she doesn't fake her stutter?" Of course she would only tell Artie, that dumb-ass girl.
"She told me I can't believe she hasn't told everyone else."
"So Puck are you mad at me?"
"No I'm not mad, a little pissed but I understand why." Puck pulling some sex-appeal in his tone.
"Don't pull that sexy tone with me. It doesn't work on me."
"Really not if I wanted to suck that big ass cock of yours' you don't feel a little aroused" true, Puck's voice had gone straight to Artie's dick and Artie was touching himself inappropriately.
"Your point Puckerman!?" Artie said trying not give away his jerking in the background.
"You're doing it aren't you?"
"Goddamnit man I hate when you do that!" Artie yelled into the other side of the phone line.
"I've gotta go and jerk off now, thanks a lot Puck!" Artie cut off the line.
I knew I could do that to him. Horny bastard Puck thought as he sat his phone on his desk and falls on his bed and fell sleep with a huge smile.
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