Whilst Chase undid his tie, he looked over at House, 'okay, House, you're going to choose dare right?'
'Definitely.'
'Then, you are to be blindfolded until I say so.'
'Aw come one, no fair!'
'Ah, a dare's a dare, House.' Chase handed him his tie and as House tied it, he passed his cell phone over to Thirteen and then after she read the message he quickly motioned her to pass it to Cuddy.
'Wait, that's it? I just get to be blind folded? Nothing else?'
'Yep. Now, go on, choose your victim.'
'All right, Foreman.'
'Truth.'
He groaned and thought of a question, he hated truths. 'You're never picked and when you do you choose the boring-est choice. When, where, and to whom did you lose your virginity?'
'I was eighteen, at my prom night, and she was my girlfriend.'
'Oh, you are no fun.' He could already tell Foreman was rolling his eyes and shrugging.
'Taub.'
'Erm, truth.'
'Have your parents ever caught you having sex?'
'Yes, I was sixteen but they weren't my parents, they were hers.'
House noticed that Taub was taking a long time to choose who he wanted to next, which made him skeptical about why Chase had "just" blindfolded him.
'House, since I know you are going to pick dare then you are to guess which body it is that is going to kneel next to you. You can't touch the face.'
'Pfft, that's easy... To which side am I supposed to search?'
'To your... Right.'
House didn't hear any heels nor footsteps, not even the slightest noise that would indicate movement.
He stretched out his hands and bumped with a tight stomach. Spreading his hands he grabbed hold of a small waist, indicating it was a woman.
He lowered his hands, examining every inch of her hips and thighs, he moved a hand to her inner thigh and notice that she was wearing trousers. Thirteen wears trousers... But, he went slowly back up to her hips and circled them. Thirteen wears trousers but her hips can't be big.
Reaching the hem of her trousers he tried peeking the tip of his fingers in it. He tried not to laugh, it was Cuddy. It had to be and if it was, then she couldn't breath in there.
Taking advantage of the situation he prolonged the guess. Being guided by the waist band he met the button of her trousers, with his middle finger he went south and grabbed his destination point.
Hearing her take a sharp breath he tried to maintain a very serious facial expression.
'House, how is grabbing her... there... going to tell you if it's Thirteen or Cuddy? You could obviously tell when you grabbed her waist it was female.'
'Oh hush, Jimbo.'
He shift his hand and grabbed her hip, moving her in one quick movement to his lap.
Her hands fell on his shoulders and he grabbed her wrists, running up her smooth arms. He slowed down once he reached her shoulders and traveled down the sides of her back. Ending at the curves of her waist and cupping her breasts, 'you know, I really can't tell who it is. Maybe my lips could help...'
'Nope, you shouldn't even have her on your lap. But you never follow rules,' Taub informed him and that was just what he needed.
'Exactly, I never follow rules.'
He lift her breasts one more time and gave them a playful squeeze before reaching her neck and pulling her to him. He stopped just as he could feel her lips tickle his but pushed her back slightly, he traveled his mouth to where he assumed her jaw would be and placed a warm soft kiss there.
Proceeding his warm butterfly kisses through her jaw and neck he stopped, 'it's Dr. Lisa Cuddy.'
'Yes, you can take my tie off now.'
'What, no cheering for my right answer?' he asked in a shocked tone and tossed him his tie.
'Well, you knew it was her once you cupped her breasts.'
He gave out a scoff at the naive young doctor, 'I knew since I grabbed her love handles,' he then looked over at Thirteen, who looked rather odd in Cuddy's clothes, it didn't suit her.
Before he knew it, Cuddy was already on her feet and crossing one leg over House's, 'where are you going?'
'To sit where I've been sitting all along?' it wasn't a question, more of a statement really.
'No,' he reached for her hips and pulled her down, 'you are staying on my lap.'
'Uh, no. I'm not.'
'Uh, yeah. You are. I was the only one who didn't get to see you in your underwear.'
'And?'
'And, I dare you to straddle me until we finally decide to sleep.'
'What made you think I was going to choose dare?'
'You haven't picked truth since we started playing, you are obviously hiding something,' he leaned and whispered in her ear, 'and I'll find out what it is... Though I think I know already what it is you are avoiding.'
She could feel how her cheeks began to warm when he whispered those words in her ear. He knows? No, he can't know. He's House, of course he knows. Taking her thoughts away she looked to her left and was about to ask Wilson but House whispered once more in her ear, 'he's going to choose truth.'
House's breath tickled her and sent shivers down her back, she was so close to him and couldn't do anything to him, just have him between her legs with no expectations. This was torture.
'Truth or dare?'
'Truth.'
Once more he whispered that he was right and Cuddy tried to ignore the warm liquid that rushed as he motioned his hips to get in a comfier position. Taking a deep breath and ignoring her hormones, she asked Wilson, 'where's the oddest place you've ever had sex in?'
He cleared his throat knowing Cuddy would get all screechy, 'first of all... it was "years" ago!'
He waited for a moment, 'at the hospital's morgue.'
'You had sex in the morgue? My morgue?'
'Yes, but there is absolutely no reason you should be acting this way... I mean, look at what we are doing here.'
'This is different...'
'Okay. Simple question, simple answer,' Wilson almost forgot who he was talking to at that moment and stammered to fix it, 'I'm sorry, it'll never and never did happen again. Taub, have you ever fantasized of Thirteen or Cuddy whilst having sex with your wife?'
'Y-yes.'
'… Who?'
'… Cuddy,' he saw how her head bolted back and her eyes were practically popping out of her eyelids, 'it's just that, well, you are a "very" attractive woman and have this dominating personality.'
Taub felt highly embarrassed by revealing such an intimate secret.
