Not a moment later Wilson spoke, 'god that was hot!'. Every man in that elevator had the biggest grin you could ever see... Moving on, Thirteen asked Foreman to pick a sin. He wanted to spice it a bit, he barely got picked and so he chose dare.

'Great, I dare you to talk dirty in Wilson's ear. Give him your best sex talk.'

'What? Now why do I always get to do the gay things with Wilson?'

'Hey! Thirteen and I did gay things and we didn't whine about it.'

'Yeah but Thirteen's a bisexual.'

'And I'm straight. What's your point?'

'Well, you are women. It's different. It's like you get classified as sluts for sleeping with more than three guys and so we-'

'I've slept with more than three men. Are you calling me a slut Dr. Foreman?'

'No, no, that's not what I meant.'

'Then what "did" you mean?'

Seeing that this was getting out of hand he tried to break Cuddy and Foreman's spat, 'will you just get on with the dare? Don't be such a baby, you chose dare. Get over it.'

He sighed and leaned closer to Wilson's ear, this was all too awkward for him, '… I want to... I want to pin you up against the wall, kiss your rose lips, lay my hands up your soft skin-'

'I'm not a woman. You don't say "your rose lips" nor "soft skin" to a man.'

'And I'm not a homosexual, I clearly don't tell men what I want to do to them.'

'Foreman, do you have a problem with homosexuals and bisexuals?'

'I dated you didn't I? I wouldn't have if I did have a problem.'

'Or maybe you just dated her because she's hot,' Chase added.

'Okay, so Foreman doesn't know how to talk dirty. Let it go.'

'I know how to give give good pillow talk, Taub.'

'… If you say so,' Thirteen told him in a hushed sing song voice.

'All right, all right! Enough, it's been a long night. Why don't we just stick with a few truths and then sleep. We might have forgotten that we need to work tomorrow.'

As Wilson finished speaking they all looked at Cuddy.

'What? You think I'm going to give you a day off just because we got stuck in an elevator and had an orgy?'

'Yes,' they all said in echoing unison.

'Mm, I'll think about it.'

'Don't worry, I can think of ways she'll come around,' House then thrust his hips against her ass and released a huff of air as Cuddy elbowed his ribs forcefully.

'By the way, may I get my clothes back?'

'Why kill the joy?' he asked and his hand crept around her waist, down her stomach and stopped by grabbing her warmth.

'Ugh, House! You weren't dared to touch me, get your hand off me.'

As she tried to pull his hand away he tightened his grab causing her to grunt and yell his name in furry.

'Oh you know you love it,' he whispered lustfully in her ear.

'No, I don't.'

'Really?' his free hand now wrapped around her thigh and was just about to spread it when Foreman spoke. He sighed and brushed his his lips against the curve of her neck, her shiver betraying her words.

'Cuddy...'

'You're picking me for truth? You don't find it enough to call your boss a whore?'

'I apologize for that. I didn't mean to-'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah, apology not accepted.'

'House, when are you one to say if I accept apology's or not?'

'Since you began to shiver under my touch.'

'I do not shiver under your touch and get your hands off me.'

'I love it when you talk dirty to me.'

With that he spread her left leg, draping it over hi, and tickled her clitoris softly with his nail beneath the lace fabric and noting her back pressing hard against his chest whist hers took in a sharp breath, 'your lips say no, but your hormones say "Oh my god, yes, more".'

'You're such an ass.'

'And you're so wet.'

'So! Are you guys going to be together now?'

'Hah, no.'

'Why not?' House asked with something that could have been mistaken for disappointment but she knew better. At least she thought she knew.

'Employee/employer?'

'So, you two don't like each other?'

'No.'

Both of them denied their feelings in unison. Little did she know that House knew better, he felt how her body had stiffened, how her heart was pumping so hard that he felt it against his chest, and the over pulsing vein in her neck.

'Are you sure?'

'Dr. Foreman, you are in thin ice here. I suggest you don't try to get into my personal life.'

House let out a small set of air, 'hey... You are an annoying pest to her now. Welcome to the club.'

Foreman gave him a look and rose his hands in defense, 'sorry, it won't happen again.'

'So, Thirteen, I dare you to give me my clothes back.'

'Aw no fair!' House said while grabbing her hips, 'all right, fine, you can have your clothes but you are not leaving my lap.'

'Why not?' it really didn't bother her but she couldn't let her guard down.

'Uh, do you want me to not be an exaggerated ass to the board members?'

'Speaking of board members, I thought about a dare earlier. Cuddy, I dare you to call a board member and just make sexual noises.'

Cuddy was done slipping up her pencil skirt, 'my god Wilson! You are a very naughty man. Unfortunately it's not your turn to dare.'

'Oh, but it is mine. And I find that dare to be quite entertaining. I dare you to do it.'

House, who had a mischievous smile all the time burst out that he'd get to pick the board member.

'No, my... phone doesn't have any battery.'

'Liar,' he said with his smirk and reached for her phone before her, 'see! It has half the little battery lit up. Call David Big, I heard he's been wanting to do you for years.'

'David Big?' she had to ask the name again in case her ears were deceiving her.

'Shouldn't be a surprise, every board member wants to sex you up. And we all know why.'

'You are not calling him and much less by "my" phone,' she snapped the phone from his hand in one quick motion but he took it back just as quick.

'You are calling him. In fact, it's ringing right now.' He shoved her blackberry to her ear.

'House!'

'Oh yes, you should say that between the moaning too.'

'Do you want to get tomorrow free from work?'

'Oh hush, he'll recognize your voice. Besides, you weren't really going to give tomorrow off and I wasn't planning on coming anyway.'

She grabbed her phone once more and clicked end. Relieved that he had dialed private. House tried to reach for it but her arm quickly stretched out. He grabbed her wrist and pulled her arm down but she exchanged the phone to her other hand and held his arm.

'House, stop it.' Just as she was to elbow his groin to make him stop, her phone was snatched from her hold.

'You two are acting like to kids that like each other. "You" stop it,' Taub scolded both his boss' and went back to his position, 'I think we've had enough for tonight. Why don't we go to sleep?'