If you want to write me, don't.
Optimism
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha & Company nor do I have any rights to the plotline in Perfect Strangers. The basic concept is taken from. Quite loosely…
Chapter 1: I hate therapy.
Loudspeaker: "Attention! All students are required to participate in a school wide therapy session. Due to the increase in school violence the administration along with school guidance office that students have neglected to visit in the recent semester decided that the students should bond together through this state approved system. This is a trial. It will go on for the remainder of the year, so until the seniors graduate, about 2 months. You will receive more information from your teacher at this time. Thank you for your continued attention."
"Ahem… ah yes… about this therapy… it says on my sheet that you will receive an email account that is private. You can make up the address… Oh! Here I'm supposed to hand out these slips of paper and you are supposed to write down your preferred address. It says not to write down anything your friends would know you by because this exercise is completely confidential and anonymous."
What is this… like a cult activity? I mean come on! Write down an email…what are they going to do with this? What is this therapy thing? Man, my teacher sucks. Well, I guess I'll just go with "lrdfthwst" not like anyone knows my history and could pin that one on me. Maybe Inuyasha… nah, he's too dumb to figure it out.
"Alright, when you are done with those, I'll take them. Okay, next thing. It says that by the end of the week you will be receiving an email address to which you will write at least 14 personal heart felt…" at this point some blonde in the back raised her hand. "Umm yes, Mandy?"
"By heartfelt do they mean like I have to tell really personal stuff, like my feelings, and stuff happening in my life?"
"Yes, that's exactly right. You are supposed to share your life with this person. Remember they will never know who you are so it's no big risk!" at that the teacher gave us a big cheeky grin.
Yes as if we are morons and can't figure it out for ourselves.
"Oh, there is one last thing, your partner could be from any grade. This is to promote school unity because we are so big, having 2500 of us and all."
Anyone who said school wide therapy is a good thing is a moron. Like say… oh… Inuyasha, for example. Though it can be proven through facts and figures that he is in need of it, but as for the rest of us, yeah right. I am perfect! This Sesshoumaru does NOT need THERAPY! Therapy is for the weak, like Inuyasha and Koga and that runt Jaken.
I can't believe that I, mister popularity, has to be subjected to such disrespect! But, fine. Whatever. I will participate… minutely. I better get a girl…a hot girl.
"Sesshy! My man! Put it here!" yelled Jason, a rather dull witted human who has not yet been put in his place, but that will soon be corrected… thought "Sesshy". Sesshoumaru just glared at this human in blatant disgust, but Jason apparently didn't get the message and just kept on trucking. What is this human? This kid who doesn't shudder at my glare? Hmmm… maybe this is worth looking into… Sesshoumaru thought, but was interrupted as Jason ran into a small, almost dwarfish looking girl, and collapsed on top of her knocking them both to the tile floor. But then again, maybe not. Sesshoumaru winced as he thought of the possibilities of chaos that such a minion could create.
The ball on the floor, or rather really the mass of hair, because that was all Sesshoumaru could see from his 6ft or so height started yelling, "Watch out you not so fleet-footed son of a ugly three pronged wombat!"
Jason just winced in confusion from his slightly uncomfortable position of lying on top of a ridiculously busty young girl, so his comprehension skills are zilch, "Huh?" and "Are you yelling at me?"
"Who else would I be yelling at but the 300 ton elephant laying on top of me? Not to mention groping me since you have yet to make a move to get off!"
Sesshoumaru who had been quiet until now, made a slight chuckle at this outburst, which immediately drew all eyes to his luscious figure, including those of the girl pinned on the floor. But instead of the usual response that he was expecting, Sesshoumaru got a talking to as well.
"Hey you!" Sesshoumaru swiveled his head towards the girl on the floor and cocked an eyebrow, as if to say 'go on'. "Yah! Are you gonna just stand there looking pretty or are you gonna help a girl out of a tight spot? Not to mention your FRIEND here is hurting me!" When Jason heard that, he immediately turned bright red and all but leaped off of the girl.
"It appears I don't have to." And with that, Sesshoumaru sauntered away. Most of the female population was staring at a certain part of his anatomy, which only made Sesshoumaru chuckle, on the inside of course.
LATER! DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN(NOT REALLY)
Hmm… what an interesting human. To bad she's a human, oh well. But no one said you couldn't have a little fun on the side… NO. That is wrong. She's HUMAN! I will not be contaminated by such FILTH! Lord! What's with this Therapy thing? Write your feelings? I can't wait for the year to end! I wish I was a senior then I could graduate and never come back, but NOO, I have a whole other year. My life blows.