Disclaimer: Don't I wish… then maybe I'd have some money and I wouldn't be writing only for kicks!
Thank you Gamer-Queen you are my first REVIEWER! You are AWESOME! And yes you are right, and yes Sesshy is a little is OOC, but mainly because I'm only going to write in his view. I think that Sesshy thinks a lot more than he speaks… hehe
Chapter 2: Emails… let's not.
END OF WEEK: AFTER S. SULKED ENTIRE WK. AWAY
The chit chatter could be heard throughout the campus. Everyone was excited to learn who would be the new online support for everyone else. Everyone that is, except for Sesshoumaru. He was miserable and furious. I had better get a girl and a hot sexy stripper one at that. –Note how Sesshoumaru expectations become greater as he becomes more annoyed.
As the students headed to homeroom, they resembled a herd of fans rushing after the latest hit. That was how crazy it was. Glancing around him with a scowl, you'd think everyone would be angry like me, but no they are all chipper like bears with honey. It makes me sick! Only two more months... I can't believe I have to do this! Why do normal, totally not disturbed popular students like ME have to suffer? AHHHH! As Sesshoumaru battled inside, his face was emotionless as always, which fueled most of the females' hope and gossip. All of who were dying to get to know Sesshoumaru a little better and were hoping this exercise was just the thing to light the spark of his affection. Sesshoumaru was oblivious to this hullabaloo.
"Ummm… could everyone please quiet down?" The talking persisted. "I… umm… have your emails here so, ah, could you sit down so that I, ah, could, umm, hand them out?" After that announcement, there was a mad scramble for the desks. Once everyone was seated the teacher handed out the emails.
Chickeepoo92? What type of email address is that? Well, it's definitely a girl, or a really gay guy, but even then… no. It's definitely a freshman. Well, might as well tackle number 1 only 13 more to write. Ugh.
LETTER 1:
Dear Chickeewhateveryournameis…
I don't know you, nor do I want to…unless you are a hot stripper. I have no problems; my only problem is I'm stuck with YOU and YOUR difficulties. You can write if you MUST, but if not, don't. I will write you 14 letters and that is all. My life is none of your concern. Do not worry your small brain into a tizzy over it.
The only person in the whole damn world who thinks this is moronic,
LrdfthwstSend.
All right. If that doesn't throw her off, then maybe she's worth talking to. Hopefully that'll throw her off. I don't need a sniveling whining, icky self-serving mutt asking me feelie questions. Like a mom or something, lord! My mom died… I'd like it to stay that way.
The illustrious, or so he thinks, Sesshoumaru walked down the hall to first period after the bell rang. Homeroom was just long enough to write a quick note to his not so wanted buddy. As he passed his locker, he saw a certain someone standing by it.
"Sesshy! Yo Homie! Que pasa! What's up?" Jason's loud voice assaults Sesshoumaru. Who just glares at this unwanted person and continues on his walk to chem. class. "So, who'd you get? I got this person named Roboglue. I think that's a guy, but I'm still hoping… Maybe it's a tomboyish girl? What do ya think?"
Sesshoumaru just glared at him some more. "Yeah, me too. Not very likely. Damn. I was really hoping for a date offa this one." BEEP BEEP!
"Yo Sesshy! You got mail!"
What! Already? I can't believe it! Hmmm… let's check this out. I must say that I am intrigued.
OPEN MAILLrdfthsshls:
You are NOT the only one who thinks this is dumb. MY NAME IS NOT CHICKEEWHATEVERBLAHBLAHBLAH… it's CHICKEEPOO92, remember that. I don't care about w/e is going on in your life, unless you're creating weapons in your basement, and you are subsequently planning to use them on little ole me, then I would care, but other than that not even a little bit. And yes, I do know this is a run on sentence, and no, I really don't care. But a word to the not so wise: you have lots of problems, but don't unload them on me unless you HAVE to! AND I AM NO STRIPPER!
Chill out, drink a milk, grow a beard, have some fries… just don't cry on my shoulder.
Chickeepoo92
Whoa… where does she get off! Cry on her shoulder! This Sesshoumaru would never debase himself so much! The gall! I am absolutely appalled! HER suggesting that this Sesshoumaru has PROBLEMS! HA! The only one with problems is she. Well, if she thinks I will let such a letter go unanswered, then she is more insane than this letter insinuates. HMPH!
Sesshoumaru then begins to compose an email.
Dear Annoying Brat,
I do not have problems. I remain calm-cold-and-collected, even after your pissy note. I am perfectly perfect. I am not creating weapons in my basement, but if I was I would DEFINITELY use them on "little ole you". But, I have better things to spend my time on, so jerk off. Oh and take your own advice and chill out. The stripper thing was merely there to piss you off, and it looks like it worked.
Lrdfthwst
Send mail.
That should piss her off. I can't help but feel like this is going to be typical of our letters. That makes only 12 left, why is my life so degraded?
"Hey Sesshy! What did it say? Why are you scowling! I've never seen such an angry look on your face before… I've never seen ANY look on your face before..." Jason trails off into thoughts about Sesshoumaru's emotional capacity.
"What are you doing here, boy?" Sesshoumaru practically growls at the innocent, but rather dumb, Jason.
"Who me? Why I'm your buddy Jason! Remember? You once bumped into me in the hall and we've been best friends ever since!" Jason replied with a naïve grin on his cheeky face.
Why me! Please tell me! Of all the insufferable…! First I have chickeewhatever tell me I have problems, and now this! I am too superior to have to deal with such nonsense!
Sesshoumaru replies nearly groaning in frustration (nearly… not quite), "Best friends? What rock hit you on the head?"
Jason tilts his head to the side in confusion, "Rock? What rock? I was hit by a ROCK! Why didn't you tell me? My gosh am I bleeding?" Jason runs off to the boy's bathroom to find a mirror to check on his "wound". As Jason ran off the bell rang, indicating that school has concluded for the day.
In the meantime Sesshoumaru is shaking his head in disgust as he walked out of school. Why me? What did I do to deserve this stupidity? My life really couldn't get any worse! Unfortunately for him, it could and it did.
"Oi! Sesshoumaru! Didn't dad tell you I get the car today? So that means you don't have a ride home!" A loud mouth brat, also known as Sesshoumaru's kid brother, Inuyasha, jeered at him. "Take that you jerk! Happy trails… as you WALK home! HAHAHA!" Sesshoumaru just glared at this epitome of human stupidity.
"You will not touch my car, fool. Just because you didn't see that wall, doesn't mean I have to suffer. YOU shall walk home, as I drive MY car home. It isn't my fault your car is in the shop. Though how you can even drive that thing is beyond me…" The last part was muffled, as Inuyasha was growing angrier and subsequently louder as Sesshoumaru talked.
"ARRGHH! I hate you, you dumb icicle!" Inuyasha screeched, yes screeched at his brother.
Icicle? Why does everybody think that? Just because I see no reason to sputter like Inuyasha over every inconsequential thing does not make me an icicle. It makes me intelligent, calm, and in control. I don't get why it is more desirable to nearly choke on your own spit as you try, unsuccessfully, to make a point? All that does is make you a gibbering idiot with a speech impediment.
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!" Inuyasha screamed at Sesshoumaru, which threw him out of is current musings.
"No." Sesshoumaru stated bluntly. "Until you have something notable to say, I will continue to ignore you." With that statement, Sesshoumaru walked off towards the parking lot to encounter yet another annoyance.
By his beautiful Red Viper stood that annoying girl from a week ago. Without missing a step, Sesshoumaru calmly spoke, "What do you want?" The girl jumped and turned around so quickly that she nearly smacked Sesshoumaru in the head with her voluminous brown hair. Now that she was facing him, the ocean blue of her eyes caught Sesshoumaru. Cerulean. They captured and possessed him. He was struck and staring like there was no tomorrow. Those eyes… WHAT am I DOING! I am staring at a HUMAN! Maybe I am the one who got hit by a rock.
A sharp clearing of the throat jolted him. "Ahem! Stop gaping will you? What are you doing here anyway? Are you stalking me?" The rather petite girl questioned.
Still a little discomfited from his staring, it took Sesshoumaru a few moments to recollect his thoughts. "What am I doing here? That would be my car that you are relaxing against." The girl jumped again not having realized her position.
"Excuse me! I was just out here waiting for my boyfriend!" The girl shot back.
"Against my car?" Sesshoumaru smirked. He was having trouble squashing the bubble of laughter that was threatening to break loose.
"Yes. He said he was parked near the red viper." The girl said confidently.
Sesshoumaru took a moment to look around. He noticed that they were alone in the paring lot, and there wasn't even a single car besides his in sight. "Well, it appears that this so called boyfriend of yours has left. Seeing as there are no other cars around."
Upon hearing this statement, the girl swung around looking at the parking lot. "He LEFT me! Rotten cur!" She hissed in anger.
"Cur?" With this one word, Sesshoumaru's lip curled ever so slightly, almost a smile, but not quite. It was gone before the girl even noticed. I haven't been this amused in years. I thought Dad's idea of pretending to be a human teenager so that I could, as he put it, catch up with the times, would be dull. But I guess it has its moments, though few and far between.
During his musing, the girl had taken this time while he was distracted to look at him for the first time.
"Now who is staring?" Sesshoumaru asked with a glint in his amber eyes.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I was momentarily baffled as to how such a handsome guy could be so ugly inside." She looked up at him with a rather mischievous look in her cerulean eyes.
She is deliberately goading me! She is trying to ruffle my composure. HMPH, I am not my brother. Such childish tactics will not fool this Sesshoumaru. "You think I'm handsome do you? Well, I must say I am not surprised. Compared to what you normally see; I must look like a god."
"Oh you arrogant pig! How can you even drive this car when your inflated head can't fit under the top!" With that remark she kicks, quite hard actually, considering she started howling and grasping her foot after the attack. "AHHH! OUCH!" Sesshoumaru wasn't sure if he should be mad, she did kick his car, or to just laugh as she hopped around on one foot yelping in pain, so he just stood there blankly.
"Aren't you going to help me?" The girl asked while tears formed at her eyes.
"Get in." Sesshoumaru said as he opened the driver's door and got in the car. "Are you coming?"
"Umm… ok." The girl said as she hopped in the car.
Why am I doing this? Well, I guess I feel a little sorry for the creature, and she did get hurt because of my car. Granted, she is the one who inflicted the pain as she did kick it, but UGH! Why do always feel obligated to protect these dumb people! First it was Rin, ok, I admit that was a good thing, but this girl! Nothing good can come from this.
"Where do you live?" He asked.
"By the Starbucks near the Super Target, ummm… can I ask you a question?"
Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes knowing that she will definitely not ask only a single question. "Fine."
Why are you driving me home when you don't even know me? Heck, do you even know my name?"
I knew it. This Sesshoumaru will be dragged into a conversation. Isn't it enough that I am driving her pathetic butt home? Apparently not. She can't just accept my help, no; she has to question it too. Ok, so I am also questioning, but that is different!
"You are helpless, that's why and I don't really care what your name is."
"WELL! If that is the way you are going to be, then I won't tell you."
Sesshoumaru remained silent. Thanking Kami that the questioning had ended, even though he was a little curious as to what her name is.
"I'm Kagome." The silence persists, as Sesshoumaru makes no comment. "Well, aren't you going to say something?"
He just glances at her out of the corner of his eye saying nothing. "Take a right, it's the first house on the left." He follows her instructions, and she climbs out in a huff leaving quite quickly. He drives away without waiting to see if she made it inside ok.
After a while, Sesshoumaru pulls into the driveway of his house, well, mansion really. As he is grabbing his bag he notices a foreign object on the floor near the passenger seat where the girl had been sitting. He picks up the bag and sniffs it. Yep, definitely hers… now, where's that shredder?
Well, that's it for Chapter 2. Whew, that was longer than I thought. Please R&R!
Optimistic Beomi