Luna: Welcome to Chapter 2!

Yami: What took you so long?

Kiley: She's been busy

Luna: VERY...Yugi...DISCLAIMER!

Yugi: *face palms* ...Luna does NOT own Ninja Melk by Ryan Higa and Sean Fujiyoshi from the Youtube channel...Nigahiga...and she does NOT own Yugioh either.

Yami: If she owned Ninja Melk...Bokchoy / Bakura wouldn't have forgotten the milk! If she owned Yugioh...Anzu / Tea would never have meet Atem.

Kiley: Special thanks to the following people : The One True King, Natoya, Sparky2295, Call Me Joker, E-Babe29, Wrath-Fangirl 202, and NIGAHIGA!

Luna: EXTRA special thanks to Ryan and Sean for all the extra ideas! *hugs both*

All: ENJOY!

(Words - Narrator)

~~Chapter 2~~

==Lapchung / Marik's POV==

~~Flashback~~

"Either you start eating healthy," Master Yugi said glaring at me.

"Stop looking so damn ugly," Master Yami said, also glaring at me with a smirk.

"Exercise more," Master Yugi said, continuing after Master Yami

"And become a true ninja, or else find us someone else to do the job because you will no longer be welcomed here," They both say in unison.

"HEY! WE CAN HEAR OURSLEVES!" Master Yami says.

"ECHO...," Master Yugi says excited.

~~End Flashback~~

"They are both absolutely right," I say, standing up from my seat, "I'll find a replacement."

And so Lapchung / Marik set out on an incredibly intense and detailed journey to find his replacement...

I come to a big home...what were these things called? I think to myself for a minute...OH YEAH MANSIONS...Ra I am stupid today. I go up and knock on the door and wait.

20 seconds later...

Ra! Can these guys go any slower? I am about to knock again before I hear footsteps coming down, towards the door. 'Finally,' I say in my head. Someone opens the door with an annoyed look.

The person opened the door had short, chestnut hair, piercing blue eyes and he looked like he spent a lot of money for his suit. I stare at him before beginning.

"Hello, my name is Marik and I was wondering if you would like too...," I say but cut off as he yells to someone inside the house.

"KISARA! LET THE DOGS LOSE! WE GOT ANOTHER GOD DAMN BILL COLLECTOR!"

I sweat dropped at what he said and looked down at my outfit. I look like a ninja not a Ra damn bill collector! Can't this guy see that?

The woman, now known as Kisara, yelled back, "SETO KAIBA! YOU LET THE DOGS LOSE! I AM TRYING TO HELP MOKUBA!"

Seto Kaiba sighed and slammed the door in my face. I walked away sadly, then I hear dogs barking and I ran for my life.

But failed...So he tried once more...

I knock at someone else's door, praying to Ra they didn't have dogs. This house seemed average so I expected some better results. I waited about 15 seconds before someone answered the door.

The person at the door seemed better. He had honey colored eyes and honey - blond hair. He was wearing a green jacket that was zipped up half way. He was wearing hole-ish jeans and was holding a Diet Pepsi in his hand (AN: My favorite drink! ^^)

"Hi, I'm Marik and I would like to tell you...," I am silenced with him glaring at me.

'Oh Ra not again!...HAVE MERCY!' I pleaded inside my mind. He glared at me and I stared at him, waiting for his response.

"I don't care now GO AWAY! Can't you see I'm on a hot date?" I screamed at me.

(AN: I am sorry but I have little fashion sense so please bare with me.) I look inside and I see a blond girl wearing a purple corset, and a white jacket. She had a purple mini-skirt and purple boots to match. She obviously loves the color purple.

I was about to say something but he slammed the door in my face. I stare at the door and after 4 minutes, walk away with my head hung down, and with little dignity I have left...leave.

And failed again...so he tried something else...

I saw some girls in a uniform getting people listen to them so I hope this works. I go up and knock on another door. Ra I feel so stupid but I have nothing left to lose..except my dignity...my ninja - hood...my confidence...You know what I take that back. Forget I said that. Yes, yes I am an idiot.

The door opens to a teenage girl probably about 19. She had Midnight Blue eyes, and long Midnight blue hair that reached past her shoulders to the middle of her back. She was wearing a white skirt, and a midnight blue t-shirt. She had one golden earring on with the Eye of Horus on it. She was also wearing a little bit of blue glitter across her cheeks.

"Hi I'm selling Girl Scout cookies and I was wondering if you would like to-" I am silenced as she puts a hand up, signaling me to stop.

"First off, you have a man voice so how are you a girl scout," She asked.

"I uhhh have no idea," I said sounding stupid.

"Second, is THAT your uniform?"

I was becoming annoyed. "Yes?"

"For your information...I hate Girl scout cookies!" (I really don't by the way..) The girl said slamming the door in my face. I sigh and walk away until I hear a dog. I run as fast as I can, and when I turn back, a Chihuahua was chasing me. I am now a wuss.

But nothing seemed to work!

*many doors being slammed in Marik's face but one keeps opening and closing*

I see 2 boys inside that kept opening and closing their door. 'What are they doing?' I ask inside my head. I am shaken from my thoughts as the door re-opened.

That's when I got a better view of the 2 boys. One had long white hair, to his shoulders, and cobalt eyes. He looked like Bakura but his face looked more innocent. He was wearing a brown with white strip shirt and blue jeans.

The other looked exactly like...ME! He had wild blond hair and lavender eyes. I couldn't believe someone looked like me...then again Master Yugi and Yami looked alike so that's no difference. He was wearing a black shirt that said 100 % Local ® and blue jeans.

"And that is why this is my favorite door," The boy with White hair said pointing at the door and smiling at me. My look- a- like looked from his friend to the door.

"Can I tell you why I'm here now?" I ask getting creped out

~~End Chapter~~

Luna: I AM SO EVIL! XD

Yami: No fair Luna!

Yugi: Luna, why are you in pain?

Kiley: There was a fight in school and the 2 who were fighting pulled her in and started hurting her

Luna: *nods sadly*

Yugi: *hugs Luna* Please Review!

Ryou: Hoped you enjoyed!

Malik: Flames are allowed unless you want flames back.

Kaiba: Vote on Luna's profile please.

Joey: *presses blackout button*

This chapter is dedicated to ThereseLyke and Catrod1992 *hugs both* YOUR THE GREATEST!