Deidara's Story

Part 1

Chapter 6- A meeting

As Tobi got in to the hot-spring he saw many familiar faces. Around him was every current member of Akatsuki minus Konan.

"Deidara, what is with the kid?" demanded Pein.

"She is my daughter leader-sama." said Deidara.

"Great that is just another mouth to feed and money spent." grumbled Kakuzu.

"Where is your partner Kakuzu-san?" asked Tobi.

"Killed him." said Kakuzu bluntly.

"Oh."

"Anyway let us begin the meeting." said Pein. "Well first off Kakuzu is to go out to a distant crime village and look for his new partner. He has a month to do so. Now each of us needs to go out and claim one bounty of at least 10,000,000 ryou to add to our funding."

"Question!" said Tobi.

"What is it Tobi?" asked Pein.

"Can we have a large feast after this?" asked Tobi.

"Hell no! We are spending enough money as it is in this cursed resort!" shouted Kakuzu.

"I agree with Tobi." said Kisame.

"Same."

"Yep."

"Ditto."

"Absolutely."

"Then it is decided we will have a feast after this. Kakuzu is paying." concluded Pein with Kakuzu horrified at the thought of wasted money.

"Ok we will finish this meeting at dinner tonight." said pein as he got out of the spring. Everyone soon followed him out while Tobi stayed put.

"Oi Tobi! You coming out?" asked Deidara at the door.

"Later sempai! I want to enjoy it a little more!" said Tobi.

Deidara shrugged and walked in to the room with Chibiki right behind him. Tobi sat in the spring staring intently into the distance his sharingan glowing in the moonlight making it seem like he had a demonic eye.

Well I haven't had any fun in about a hundred years. I could take a break. thought Tobi as he relaxed into the hot water.

He soon heard laughing from the other side of the fence and he was curious to why they were laughing.

"Hey, what's so fun-" began Tobi when he climbed the fence until everyone there screamed and threw washing pans at him.

~~~~~At Pein's room.~~~~~

Everyone was talking and eating and having a good time all while drinking sake (except for Deidara and Chibiki both being underaged). During the beginning of the feast they stopped when they heard a yell and a lot of screams and (by the sound of it) washing pots falling onto the ground hardly. Soon after Tobi barged in and quickly closed the doors and while he was walking to his spot by Deidara he could feel questioning gazes looking at him to the door and thinking of what they just heard.

"Haha... why are you all looking at Tobi like that?" asked Tobi nervously.

"T-Tobi. D-Did you just-" began Pein until Konan barged in apparently extremely mad.

"TOBI!" yelled Konan. "I'LL F*CKING GUT YOU!"

"Calm down Konan what did he do?" said pein trying to calm Konan down.

"He tried to peep into the girls side!" yelled Konan obviously still pissed.

"Is this true Tobi?" asked Pein who was starting to get pissed too.

"No, it isn't true! I was just wondering what they were laughing at I swear!" said Tobi.

"Liar! I'll kill you!" shouted Konan not believing a word Tobi said.

"It is true! Tobi doesn't know why Konan is mad. Tobi is a good boy!" said Tobi.

"Ya right! Like hell Tobi is a good boy! I will kill you!" Konan shouted.

"I know! How about Konan and Tobi fight tomorrow out in the forest? Then Konan can take out her anger on Tobi without any legal damages her." suggested Kakuzu.

"Works for me." said Pein.

"Fine! But I won't go easy on him! He's dead!" said Konan going back to her room.

"Kakuzu-san why'd you do that?! Tobi isn't ready to die yet!" said Tobi.

"I don't want to pay for the damages to this hotel thats why." pointed out Kakuzu not caring about Tobi's safety.

~~~The Next Day~~~

"Is Uncle Tobi going to die?" asked Chibiki.

"Don't know." said Deidara.

Konan was waiting not very patiently in the middle of the clearing. Tobi walked nervously into the clearing his cloak off and only wearing his bolted pants and shirt.

"Konan-san c-can't you forgive me?" asked Tobi hopefully.

"No, now take that mask off so I know where to hit you." demanded Konan.

"No I want to keep it on." said Tobi.

"Whatever, now get ready." said Konan.

As she got into her fighting stance Tobi just stood there. "Ok fine don't get ready." said Konan. She then charged at Tobi making a paper sword appear out of her hand and chopped at Tobi. Tobi dodged and said, "Come-on Konan I don't want to hurt you."

Konan just ignored him and continued with her attack.

The Battle continues in the next Chapter!