Five demons stood gathered around the tree in the backyard, four on the ground and one up in the actual tree.

"Ya see the nest yet mate?" The Aussie asked.

"Almost to it!" The redhead grinned climbing a few branches.

"This is immoral, unethical, and just plain wrong!"

"…Shishiwakamaru preaching moral values…the apocalypse must be closer than we thought."

"Shut it blondie!"

"Blue-bob!"

"Clown!"

"Bird!"

"Mature…" Touya sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Shishi, if you don't like the idea of us eating these bird eggs…then YOU don't have to eat them."

"That's not the point!" The samurai huffed. "Those eggs are someone's nest!"

"Survival of the fittest." Suzuka shrugged.

"What the big deal, be'n, Shishi?" Jin grunted pulling himself up on another branch. "Ye never be hav'n this much to do 'bout us cook'n up the chick'n eggs each morn."

"That's because they're CHICKEN eggs. These are HAWK eggs…You people don't seem to realize that I am closer related to that species! Oh hell, forget it!"

"Can do!" Jin grinned reaching for the three large eggs buried in the nest…until a large pecking sensation began throbbing at the back of his head. "The hell that be?!"

"BIRDZILLA!" Chu screamed running into the house.

"…Well good to know he's got our backs…" Touya sighed, forming some ice shards in his hand.

"GAH, Toy get it away from me, it's go'n after me goods."

"The eggs or your lucky charms?" Shishi smirked.

"I ain't no bloody leprechaun-AHHH!" The elf flew being chased by the hawk.

"Shishi!" The blonde turned to the samurai, "Don't just stand there! Calm the hawk down!"

"No." The samurai smiled, crossing his arms over his chest. "If all of Jin's red hair is plucked out thread by thread and he ends up a eunuch justice has been served."

"Oh," Suzuka shrugged, "And I guess justice will be equally served when all of your hair products magically disappear down the drain…"

Magenta eyes narrowed. "You wouldn't…"

"Or perhaps they will be swallowed in the cape of no return and go to another dimension. Far, far, away…"

The samurai bolted towards the redhead and hawk, doing a flip and turning into his demon form.

"That was quick thinking." Touya commented.

"Once I threaten his hair he knows I'm not screwing around…" The ex-clown shrugged.

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"Thanks for inviting me over to play video games, Rinku." Eddy grinned following his friend towards his house.

"No problem…I just gotta go ask Chu and the others and see if they're busy." Walking up towards the backyard Rinku parted the bushes only to be greeted with an interesting sight.

Around the tree in their back yard flew Jin in circles. The wind master was being chased by some kind of hawk who was being chased by a smaller hawk. The yo-yo child quickly realized that the smaller bird was Shishi in his imp form, and judging from his high pitched squeaks he was either yelling at the hawk or Jin. Suzuka and Touya stood a little off to the side, both of them keeping their arms crossed over their chests and looking slightly bored.

"So Rinku, are you ready to play Death Quest XVII?" Eddy asked his friend.

The brunette quickly turned around, grabbing his friend by the shoulders and directing back towards the dirt road. "On second thought why don't we go catch a movie?"

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Sorry it's kind of short…I just wanted to give you all something before I had to go. I've had a bit of a family emergency and instead of spending my spring break at home writing I'm going up North to be with my family…I don't have the computer access I'm use to so I can't say when I'll update again. I'll try to sometime next weekend. Thanks to all who reviewed! You encouraged me to write more!

Call me Blue: Yea! You were my first reviewer! Thanks for setting the trend…I try to keep the stories in character as much as I can, which is kind of hard when you're writing humor. So yes here is more, and I'll try to get even more posted soon.

Xiassen: …Yes I'm making them act human. Lol that's my new crazy plot line, and I agree Touya's eyes are pretty…but in this story he's going to have to pretend their contacts…Oh well, we know the truth.

Ryoukko-kai: Well I'm continuing, thanks partially to your review. Here is more 'egg dealings' with Touya's comments and Shishi's overreacting. I about died when I read your country opinions. LOL Suzuka: American I understand but Touya from Canada? Lol, I guess Chu: Australia, Jin: Ireland, Rinku? Suzuka: Italy Shishi: Japan…I always picture Touya to be some kind of Norwegian, Scandinavian, Viking heritage…you know around Greenland?

Touya/glare/

Er…yeah thanks for reviewing and keep it up!