It was only a few seconds after the shit-faced wind master had fallen through the coffee table that the crowd of partygoers paused their drinking long enough to gather around the ninja in concern.

"He's fine." Touya assured, stepping away from examining his friend. "He only hit his head…"

"Thank the gods." Yusuke whistled, echoing the collective sighs around the room.

Another sound echoed the breathing, however, the sounds of an impatient busybody neighbor banging on the front door.

"Oh yeah," Yusuke remembered. "Rinku puked so your neighbor is bringing him home."

"WHAT?!"

The ice master simply looked at the hundreds of drunks occupying the living room. "Lets see… We have about two minutes to get over a hundred drunken demons out of our home before a human woman gets suspicious and probably lets herself in…well that settles it." Touya shrugged heading upstairs.

"Where in the hell are you going?" Suzuka asked.

"…To pack. I have a feeling we'll be leaving this world very shortly!"

"Now don't be get'n your knickers in a twist!" Chu waved pulling the blue haired demon back downstairs… We can come up with something!"

"Chu's right, I can't believe I just said that." Suzuka muttered. "Everyone think! We need a quick plan!"

/cricket cricket/

"…Well not everyone at once!"

"Well someone has to be home!" Carol reasoned knocking for the umpteenth time. "When I called SOMEONE picked up, and it sounded like more people were over."

"No! Really Mrs. Carol," Rinku begged. "Just drop me off here. I'm fine!"

"Now, now Rinku. That wouldn't be very neighborly…Oh look. I think someone left the door unlocked." The brunette discovered after 'accidentally' turning the handle. "My your guardians should be more careful…anyone could just walk in!"

'Anyone IS walking in' Rinku realized watching tin horror as the human lady barged into his home.

"Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?"

'Oh man!' Rinku cringed following the woman into the house. 'This is bad! We're so screwed! By this hour the guys could be beyond drunk. What if they decided to go out whoreing again? Or sacrifice a virgin? Or-'

"B6! Under the B six!"

"Bingo!"

'Or…totally off the deep end…' "Um…guys?" Rinku had to rub his eyes to be certain he wasn't hallucinating. "What's going on?"

Suzuka, Touya, an Chu sat in a circle, were the coffee table once stood, appearing to be finishing an ordinary game of Bingo.

"Oh, there you are Rinku!" Suzuka waved.

"Heard you were feeling a bit under the weather, little buddy." Chu commented picking the beans off his card.

"Uh yeah…Though I'm sure I feel better than him." Rinku motioned to the couch were the passed out wind master appeared to be resting while the HISTORY OF IRELAND special played on the television unwatched.

"Oh he…" Suzuka hesitated. "Just got a bit too religious on the blood of Christ during confession this afternoon." The blonde waved, trying desperately to make the wind master sound as innocent as possible.

"Well then!" Touya stood and began to usher Carol out the door. "Thanks you so much for brining Rinku home. We'll be sure to put him to bed right away!"

"But, shouldn't I-"

"Not necessary, I assure you!" Touya insisted pushing the woman out the door before locking the barrier and leaning against it with a sigh. "Dear Aurora Goddess of dawn…help me stay sane after the night is gone…"

"Amen." Suzuka muttered resting his head on the table, followed by Chu.

Rinku continued to watch the adults relax in relief, but one question remained in his mind. "…How?"

Earlier…

"Well not everybody at once!" Suzuka glared, receiving the sound of silence and one drunken mumble from Jin.

"No mommy. I swear I didn't be gett'n into the rum cake…/hic/"

"Brilliant Jin." Aki mumbled stepping out of the crowd. "But in an emergency like this a woman really should be doing the thinking."

"Be my guest!" Suzuka huffed, gesturing to the large crowd of demons.

"Okay." The girl shrugged standing on the back of the couch and whistling. "Hey ya drunken bunch of demonic animals! Change of plans! This house is no officially DRY! So the party and the kegs will be moved to my place! Everyone out the backdoor! OH! And whoever can get there the quietest gets dibs on tonight's poker winnings! Now bug out!"

The roommates watched in shock as the partygoers filed out of the backdoor quicker than cockroaches scattering from the kitchen light.

"Well boys." The demoness grinned. "That's how an Irish woman handles a crisis, I have to go play hostess now so good luck with your neighbor…oh and when dear Jin wakes up tell him he owes me two grand in poker winnings. Bye!"

Several hours later, after Rinku had been put to bed everything seemed to calm down.

"Well that," Suzuka muttered throwing away the last beer can. "Is the last time we throw a party without pre-assigning people to help clean up."

"I thought Shishi was going to help us clean?" Touya blinked staring at the ex-clown.

The blonde paused his tidying up to look around the living room. "…Where IS Shishiwaka?"

The two shrugged continuing to clean up the downstairs when the door to the broom closet slowly opened. Out of the closet marched a disheveled looking samurai, with an equally disheveled woman on each arm.

"Shishiwaka?" Suzuka stared at the dazed expression the samurai wore.

"Hm?" The samurai turned after kissing one of the girls on the cheek and looking around the empty house. "…What did I miss?"

Gah! Sorry about the wait. The sudden urge to write this chapter took hold of me this week so here it is. Please remember that I own nothing so don't sue me. Also thank you SO much to those who reviewed please keep them coming. I'm going away this weekend and it would be nice to come back to an updated story with lots of reviews. Who knows I may just be inspired to write more when I get back! Later guys! Review!

Xiassen: Ha! Didn't think they could get out in time…well I wasn't sure how I was going to write it either… But I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Yllom21: Yeah, sorry about the cliffhanger. But your amusement and wait is my reward as an author. Hope you enjoyed it.

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Ryoukko-kai: Canadian candy? Lol. Yeah I unfortunately remember those awful school hotdogs…shudders…See Touya was fine. Just a little panicked and a bit tipsy. Sorry the update took a long time, but here it is nonetheless. Enjoy! Thank you!

Call me Blue: Hey, Sorry about the grammar, but I suck at beta reading. Yes, Jin loves YD. Of course he's Irish! I'm glad you enjoyed reading and I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as I enjoyed plotting it! Thanks!

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-Siren