Pairing: none
Warnings: none
Summary: Natsu accidently burns someone's hair off.
"Oh God. Erza's going to kill you."
"Sh-Shut up! I can fix it!"
"Natsu. Erza's going to KILL you."
"Aye!"
"Happy! Whose side are you on?"
"Why didn't you aim the other way, Natsu?"
"Why didn't you drag her out of the way a little faster?"
"Erza's unconscious! Dead weight plus armor! I'm not you!"
"Well – s-sh-she's waking up! What do I do?"
"Nn..L-Lucy? Wher—What happened to my hair?"
"I can explain!"
"Natsu."